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Canst thou believe it, listeners? Oh, sweet listeners! The Check, Please podcast hath returned, with tidings... Listen, and the truth shalt be revealed unto ye! Hear tales of our exclusivity contract. If thou darest! Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Other music: Faster, Sons Of Vengeance, Faster! (Doctor Turtle) / CC BY NC 4.0 Which That Is This? (Long Version) (Doctor Turtle) / CC BY 4.0 The Talons Of Adventure, The Antlers Of Romance (Doctor Turtle) / CC BY 4.0 Often Outmumbled - Never Outpunned (Doctor Turtle) / CC BY NC 4.0 King Thumbscrew The Third (Doctor Turtle) / CC BY NC 4.0

Yes, listeners, the time has come at last! The zeroth episode of Check, Please! is now amongst you. Look down, for it writhes in the dirt at your feet. We reveal the secrets of podcasting for a bit, and make a lot of references to Lord of the Rings. Look, it's been a while since we did this. Happy seasonal time! Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

THIS EPISODE IS AVAILABLE TO WATCH IN VIDEO FORM HERE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUsvb1Ym6Nk We're back! Back with an episode recorded over a year ago, where we finally met on screen and all the plot from the last 98 episodes paid off. We talk a bit about a fictional cat getting run over, and the show Daredevil. Theme music: Kaissa (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music: Getting It All Together (Rockit Maxx) / CC BY-NC 4.0 End music: Opening/Pawn Storm (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

We forgot what it is we do here.

Get those backs in the saddle, because Check, Please! rides again! Theme music: Kaissa (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Welcome! Theme music: Kaissa (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Flame retardant water; catch that wave, not on fire! Theme music: Kaissa (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

In this episode, we talk about the work of a terrible human being and how we can apply their methods to us, the managers of a cave where we're building a cult to a mysterious monster. Plus, then we get too sad to talk about that, so we chat about tabletop RPGs and Harry Potter shows up! Theme music: Kaissa (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music: Getting It All Together (Rockit Maxx) / CC BY-NC 4.0

Set sail for "politics". Theme music: Kaissa (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

In the cave, there are no individuals, no identities, only our brand. Welcome. Theme music: Kaissa (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

We crave the cave, for it is all that we know. Theme music: Kaissa (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Additional music: Getting It All Together (Rockit Maxx) / CC BY-NC 4.0

What if the podcast wasn't actually the podcast for an episode? Instead, please join me in another world where The Wretched Beast powers down to talk to friend Austin Shinn (@untitleduser on Twitter) about audio drama and radio shows. Listen for recommendations maybe! It was a nice chat. Will Binns (the alter ego of The Wretched Beast) is currently moving to another part of the No Boot Media offices, so actual recording and editing is a little slow lately. Find Austin's work over at http://www.thefilmroom.org! Theme music: Roll Jordan Roll bumpers (The Joy Drops) / CC BY 4.0