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220 episodes
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English
Date created
2016/03/17
Latest episode
2026/09/25
Average duration
175 min.
Release period
33 days

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Join hosts John Zidar and Darby Schaaf as they discuss all things Columbus Crew SC, Major League Soccer, and their ever-increasing levels of celebrity fandom. Glory to Columbus. Here we go.

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Episode 220: Do Worry, Pipa's Handsy
2026/09/25
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in good ole' Andy Condom (in Spanish) and talk about how the radical left has cancelled yet another one of our feral male attack pigs. Brought to you as always by injecting bone broth straight into your limp dick to cure weakness, this is ACES Radio; a show about the Columbus Crew.
Episode 219: Front Office Pants-Shitting
2026/08/28
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Ralph Schudel and Travis Irvine to fight the final boss of Nordecke restructuring: Bronte. Find out who has the deepest vag in their book club, hint: it's Morgan. Evonne stopped by to lie about what I said about the depth of my vag, which is why that bitch was not allowed on the show.
Episode 218: It's Always Hell in Cincinnati
2026/07/31
Join the Latin Boys as they don't welcome in celebrity guest of the week Little Tiny Baby Dick Tony, and discuss the Crew dog-stomping (???) Cincinnati FC in the first leg of 2026 Hell is Real brought to you by Miami Valley Propane and built by ZZ Boots Wild Man's Leather and Lace. What do we do with the Pringles can, Bronte?
Episode 217: Bronte CANCELLED Nordecke 😲
2026/07/03
BREAKING: Bronte, who a lot of people are calling a sex criminal
Episode 216: George Santos MOUTH CHAMPION
2026/05/29
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Travis Irvine, Doug from Mansfield, and Bronte who was upstairs drinking illegal poison. Hashtang welcome in Nationwide. Hashtang duck vaginas. Hashtang born in a wet mouth.
Episode 215: Open Cup Sensual Male Artwork
2026/05/01
Long may you bathe in the heterosexual sunlight of friendship, as two men who are friends so frequently do. #SaveTheCaps
Episode 214: NWSL to Columbus? (Motorcycle Sidecar Edition)
2026/03/27
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Dusty Rhodes from Beavercreek and discuss the NWSL coming to Cowtown. PS Aerosmith rules and Prince sucks.
Episode 213: Nordecke Workshop is DEAD
2026/02/27
John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don't hate you, John. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass.You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don't know if you're as good as Dwayne though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is. Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall. I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company. And I've been vilified and hated since that day, because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar.And he split just like I'm splitting.But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. I've grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon's brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me! And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little collector cups.I'm not on the cover of the program. I'm barely promoted.I don't get to be in movies.I'm certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network.I'm not on the poster of WrestleMania.I'm not on the signature that's produced at the start of the show.I'm not on Conan O'Brian. I'm not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be. And trust me, this isn't sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I'm not makes me sick! Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you're the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You're the ones that buy those programs that my face isn't on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you're too lazy to go get a real job. I'm leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling.Maybe I'll go back to Ring of Honor.
Episode 212: New Season, Same Drama
2026/02/06
Join the Latin Boys as they celebrate Mike Arace's event at R Bar on 2/14. Oops we forgot to talk about this, so the entire description of this episode is just the fact that Mike has an event at R Bar on 2/14. Go to thedisrespected.com and go to R Bar. You think you're better than me? You probably are. Go to R Bar anyway.
Episode 211: Season 10 Finale (How Thick Can That Horse Leg Get?)
2025/11/21
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Mike Arace from The Disrespected to break down the 2025 Columbus Crew season, and also Chris Walsh from Steel City Massive to talk about all the drugs that Joey does, which is a lot of drugs. Almost all the drugs. Probably all the drugs. Hashtang Chris Walsh, Hashtang Grand Prize. Bless.
Episode 210: Upper 90 Club
2025/10/24
Join the Latin Boys as they assault Ben. The levels are not off at all, Bronte has NEVER sold himself out, Morgan is in no way drunk, Alex has no information about President Licoln's birth, and Aerosmith is the greatest American rock band of all time. PERIOD.
Episode 209: The Disrespected Era Begins
2025/09/26
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome Mike Arace back to the show for the 1,000,000th time. Donald Trump has been interested in this for a long, long time. Beronte flushes paint down the toilet. Subscribe to The Disrespected right now.
Episode 208: Nordecke Banishment
2025/08/29
Just hit play.
Episode 207: The Worst Show Yet
2025/08/01
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Jason Hernandez from Beavercreek and Justin Cedarbloom from Manhattan. We talk about stuff that will upset the small baby bitches on Discordecke. Join us.
Episode 206: Columbus Astray
2025/06/27
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in guest of the week Luca from Columbus Astray. Jean leaves after Segment 2, Drabs talks about eating wavy stomach meat, Alex has the prettiest butthole in Michigan, and Morgan does his typical five minutes of yelling slurs. Columbus Crew!

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4.8 out of 5
84 reviews
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JC177847 2024/04/11
Absolute Lads
If you’re looking for a way to experience Columbus Crew happenings from an entirely different brand of soccer podcast you’ve come to the right place. ...
★★★★★
Sicks Ate Soccer 2023/09/27
96% Not Soccer Related
If dribbly wetness and boy championships are what you’re looking for in a trash pocket, then be prepared for horse talk, failing mayoral candidates an...
★★★★★
steve abreu (on tour) 2023/03/08
Open up your ear holes celebrity fans
Columbus’s hottest podcast is ACES Radio. This podcast has everything: boys, beeping noises, whiteboards, hashtangs, hot snakes, the weather forecast ...
★★★★★
dddiereap 2023/03/06
Mid
Really hoping the latest episode is an indication they are transitioning more into a Bluey-themed podcast than inane ramblings on the Buffalo Bills, t...
★★★★★
K reviews it 2023/02/27
Promo codes rock
The promo codes are excellent, as are the quiet moments in between the rambling-nonsensical -sometimes-soccer-rarely-Bills-related content. Learned a ...
★★★★★
shigidyshank 2023/02/24
Rebrand as Champion and The Boy
The funniest Buffalo Bills podcast that occasionally talks soccer.
★★★★★
MoviesSomewhere 2023/02/24
The Best Shawshank SC Endorsement Ever
Drabs is cool, Zidar is not, and Morgan is the continuing champion. The best Columbus Crew homer podcast in the illustrious history of iTunes. And yes...
★★★★★
hillcityjosh 2023/02/24
Listen to this podcast! Or don’t…
Do they make quality knowledgeable soccer content? No. Do they make me laugh? Also no. Have I listened to every single episode because I’m a grade-A c...
★★★★★
BOOTSY JJ LUV 2022/11/16
The Finest Trash Pocket
I’m just here for the Darby/horse loving content.
★★★★★
Great Lakes Matti 2022/09/02
New episode!
This annual Buffalo sports podcast keeps me current on my favorite American football teams. #BillsMafia
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