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Lazlo is cynical and Summer is not. Lazlo doesn't know what state his ex-wife lives in, and gives the lore behind his cat. SlimFast is nicknamed ‘beat off,” and the boys reflect on past producers. Lazlo vs a Kangaroo; Who would win? Or Kangaroo vs wolf? Lazlo and SlimFast bet on the Olympics. There are huge mistakes happening with Nancy Guthries' case, and SlimFast remembers when Kurt Cobain died. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and Chacho are ignoring doctors’ advice. Lazlo gives expert advice on how to get Slims’ wife out of the, “Why don't you have kids?” questions. Ace Hardware has AMAZING pies. With all of this Epstein and abduction news, did we forget about Minnesota? Lazlo has a heated opinion about the Norwegian who admitted to cheating on his girlfriend. RIP James Van Der Beek. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

BREAKING! New details on Nancy Guthrie!? Lazlo took his son golfing, and can SlimFast please stop with the fart/poop stories? If you’re betting in hockey, you might need gambling help. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Canada School Shooting, Kid Rock saying the Turning Point USA performance was out-of-sync, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo gossiped about slimFast at B Dubs, and might become a Michigan State game. It’s red Tuesday! The guys give insight on Super Bowl ratings. What sucked in the 90’s? Lazlo and SlimFast scheme on the best way to hold someone for ransom. In Headlines, the guys talk about Ghislaine going dino bone hunting with RFK Jr, Savannah Guthrie' s plea for her mother, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast literally fell through the ceiling. Lazlo and SlimFast catch up on the Nancy Guthrie updates. Would you bet 33k on The Super Bowl? RIP Brad Arnold. Can Gary leave us alone??? In headlines, the guys talk about Trump dissing Bad Bunny' s Super Bowl performance, Lindsey Vonn getting hurt, and a huge update with Ana Kepner, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's youngest is figuring out what to do post ASL surgery, and his oldest doesn't have a curfew. Driver licenses are so confusing, and Lazlo believes in global warming. Lazlo finalizes his Superbowl bet. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss Nancy Guthrie’ kidnappers demanding bitcoin, Georgia parents getting investigated for letting their 6 year old scooter to a park, Trump’s controversial meme from last night, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos’ had the same fashion since high school, and SlimFast got in trouble with his boss. The Superbowl is not allowing specific ads’. National-shower-with-a-friend day doesn't align with Lazlos’ magic shower, and he stuck tweezers in an electrical outlet. The rhetoric around the Superbowl Half-time show is tiring. Can an ugly hooker help with getting it down? In Headlines, the guys talk about Savannah Guthrie' s video about her mothers’ kidnapping, Needoh cubes exploding, new updates with D4vd, Ryan Routh being sentenced for life, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

It’s crazy that Lazlo was basically on the brink of death. Smoking is on the rise. What makes you feel old? Men keep weird things in their notes apps (especially SlimFast). If Lazlo and SlimFast (and Denzel Washington) ruled the world, it would be so perfect. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the ransom note connected to Nancy Guthrie, Jill Biden's ex being charged with murder, Bill Gates speaking out against the newest Epstein files dropped, Harry Styles’ insane ticket prices, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Moving to a big city can be isolating, and Lazlo talks about college costs. The Clintons and Trump are like Harry Potter. How much money do women make? In Headlines, the guys discuss the current search for Nancy Guntherie, the fallout of more Epstein files being released, Fraternity members getting arrested for hazing, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast answer some questions from listeners, submitted via Instagram. Missed the chance to submit? Follow us on all socials, @TheChurchofLazlo. Also! Don’t forget to stream The Church of Lazlo Podcast. Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos’ weening off oxy. What are the fake local hotspots? Parents are making coaches leave youth sports. With Karen, there's a new name; Josh. SlimFast pees everywhere, and everyone is mad at the Kansas City Star guy. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the man posing as an FBI agent to free Luigi Mangione, Sean Grayson getting 20 years, an LA Stripper beheading her boyfriend, the current GLP 1 Lawsuit, teen boys sports gambling more, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Everyone is just like Lazlos’ mother. Neilson released the most watched shows of 2025, and the guys talk about their first cars (and how their dads’ sold them). A facebook deal gone wrong ended up with a pregnant woman getting stabbed 70 times. Is it important to make sure someone with dementia knows they have dementia? The guys debate the Chiefs and Royals stadium. Lazlo is NOT a barb (Nicki Minaj fan), and SlimFast gives some poop news. Lazlo, SlimFast, and Summer debate student teacher relationships. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo gives Slim advice on how to deal with back pain. Summer got asked for feet pics, and Lazlo thinks Sydney Sweeney hanging bras off the Hollywood sign is hot. Lazlo gets pissed at old drivers, and thinks Belichick got snubbed. Squatter rights make no sense, and Lazlo has the BEST solution. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the fallout of Alex Prettis’ death, Rep. Omar getting sprayed with an unknown liquid, someone shooting at a local snowtruck, new updates on the D4vd case, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo sleeps 5 seconds a night. Sending a ‘vag vid’ can get you sent to jail? Slim dabbles in celebrity news and asks, ‘Should celebs have a role in politics?’ SlimFast used to be a competitive rollerblader. Bring back millennial optimism! In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss how Trump and Tim Waltz are talking, a AT&T worker sent himself a customers’ nude, Tik Tok possibly being censored, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

That was a tough Broncos parlay. SlimFast rejected Lazlo's sleepover request. Do women find men with big penises more attractive or not? Why on earth do people take Lazlos betting advice? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the shooting of Alex Pretti, a stalker judge, Ryan Wedding getting apprehended, the teacher in Emporia who died due to hypothermia, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!