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Getting double vision is a total bitch move. SlimFast says “German Robot Grope Girls Butt = Funny.” If you’re in prison for over 10 years, just get the death penalty. The guys defending… Kelly Clarkson? What the hell, WE want laptops from North Korea! And people who complain about nepo babies are HYPOCRITES. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

SlimFast denies that he EVER wore Japenese shoes. If there’s money involved, it’s not gay. Lazlo misses Sherrone Moore :( What would Kyle Chandler do? Lazlo poisoned SlimFast’s coffee with Anti-Feeze like 10 years ago. Anyone want to trade for some K-State tickets? Selma Blair attacked flight attendants, AI researchers are taking up smoking, and robot vacuums are spying on you. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Sorry, SlimFast. Men watched SPORTS this weekend, not some random Facebook movie. Lazlo puts money on where they’re going to stream the Fort Hood execution. If babies hear the “F Word,” their heads would probably explode. And why do all dads in movies just… suck? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast and Snowcone were the true Live-Leakers. Lazlos OUT on this whole ‘live execution’ thing. Caleb Williams hurt his vagina :(. A 6 year old shot his teacher and then called the cops a ‘whore,’ a teen got hit and killed by a St Louis Deputy car, and Slim is distraught that Gushers are bad for you. They guys last minute bet on High School Football. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast

Lazlo got heckled on the golf course. Back in the da y, you were allowed to swing your dick around. Another Chinese Spy was caught, SlimFast trips and bombs the news, and Android users are losers. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast

SlimFast was a victim of The Tire Deflator. What the hell are we supposed to do with Christia Pike now? Lazlo thinks Mason Miller is soft for his paternity break, the guys are officially pro-lying on your resume, and Lazlo is gambling for golf clubs. Plus, Gypsy Rose is a predator, and the guys spend a really long talking about their TV plans. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast is STILL mad about the Overland Park pools (even though he doesn’t live there). The new Michigan coach is an abortion, and even the priest tried to warn Lazlo at his wedding. We miss Johnny Dare, too. Trump wants LA gone, the Black Plague is back, and a Karen tried to ruin a beautiful proposal. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo was a Webelo Boy Scout and he is PROUD. You know 7-OH is bad when even SlimFast is telling you not to use it. A football team has a disease straight out of the Pilgrim ages, the guys debate whether Christina Pike’s failed execution was cruel and unusual, and Lazlo finally red-pills Slim with Gypsy Rose. Any bands want to cover “Crunch, crunch, crunch, someone’s got popcorn?” If SlimFast’s drug dealer is listening, Lazlo misses you. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Lazlo’s Mark Wahlberg man-crush remains undefeated. Make water free, ESPECIALLY for SlimFast. Lazlo has a deep hatred for the Atlanta Braves. The guys wonder why we can't give those on death-row a bunch of fent, Lazlo is worried about his spine (and SlimFast is absolutely no help), and Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” is annoying and horrible. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast

The guys try to figure out who Andy Daly is for like, 5 minutes. Comedy clubs are like porno, and Lazlo gave hundreds to the wrong person. How old does your kid have to be before you leave them at home? And what's so wrong with having the industries regulate themselves? The guys fangirl over the WNBA. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Lazlo likes his coffee with Baileys, and SlimFast’s dad smoked lemon-flavored cigarettes. Let Lazlo be the Overland Park mayor, and begs SlimFast to leave his neighbor ALONE. The guys debate just how bad it is to fake cancer, talk about demonic Troost coffee, and discuss what they’d do if they were on the verge of pooping their pants. Men need booze, women need Jamie Lee Curtis’ healthy yogurt. SlimFast debuts his brand-new song about said crapping your pants. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast

Gyro wants his fake ID back. Did Lazlo shed a tear over Justin Verlander? An OnlyFans creator getting pregnant is like an NFL star tearing his ACL. An ex-American Idol contestant serenaded his affair partner with an AI song, there’s a drug 10x stronger than fentanyl, and Corey Heim got jumped at a hot dog stand. SlimFast creates his own original song, with NO help! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Lazlo has the sniffles, and guys with boats in Overland Park are SUFFERING. If you meet a kangaroo, just kick it in the nuts. SlimFast has a murder AI bot living in his head. Are the guys pro-College Sports Protection Act? Roseanne Barr had nothing but good things to say about Michael Fisherman! And, SlimFast plays 9-1-1 audio of his old friend Top. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Gyro is facing his first real adult problems, and Trump and Iran sound like a couple going through a messy breakup. Flock cameras or cop dogs; Which one actually makes more sense? Lazlo gets ready for his Hooters trivia night and absolutely HATES Ella Langley’s latest hit. Plus, do women really need a social circle while men just need one the golf course to say "Hi," to?

Caleb Williams is a little bitch, and apparently you can just walk it off if your groin tears off the bone. Converse dropped a controversial ad, Lazlo and SlimFast might not actually be friends, and Nick Wright finally cuts the guys off. The guys grill Summer over pre-9/11 movies, Carrot Top deserves to be left ALONE, and SlimFast is MethMaxxing. Then Lazlo leaves, so SlimFast and Summer talk seasonal depression. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!