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The bank wants SlimFast’s house. Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are having arguments with their neighbors about metaphorical animals having sex in their lawn. Why is Lazlo even here on Veterans Day? Lazlo is below average; Both in height and performance. Whether it’s weed or LSD, you can only get so high. SlimFast LOVES his poop news, and the guys are replacing Summer with AI. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

The first taste of gambling is always the best. Old people talk a LOT of smack, and they think they can get away with it. Does Lazlo care about old people getting tortured? SlimFast reads the first news paragraph, Summer reads the second. Lazlo got embarrassingly high while putting, SlimFast got catfished, and guys are extremely confident they can get laid while women are convinced a celebrity is going to fall in love with them. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Lazlo doesn’t even want to TALK about Michigan. Little brother syndrome hits different when your older brother is a pro NFL star. It’s hard to say no to a sexy Chinese spy. Russia, if you’re listening, Lazlo and SlimFast DESPERATELY want to be secret operatives. Three girls pulled a racist drive-by verbal attack, Russell Brand was found guilty and is serving 10 YEARS, and basically everyone has digital dementia. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Lazlo was a little nervous about shooting Tito’s steroids in his ass. The guys talk with Mike Palm from Circa Sports about some upcoming bets. Stop shooting each other, you twats! Would you take $2.5 million if it meant getting genital herpes? SlimFast is PISSED about Flock cameras. Lazlo skipped Nick Wright’s wedding and apparently he’s pro-Wolverine steroids. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Lazlo immediately gets pissed at Slim and Summer. EDP445 (EatDatPussy445) pulled off the biggest self-sabotage of all time. Don’t be jealous, ladies, but the rumors are true. Lazlo has a new lover. The guys get into a heated debate about A.I. in schools, Lazlo tries to defend the indefensible, and Lazlo tries to prove he's not sexist. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

After the “blue tsunami,” people are getting tired of Trump. We're not children, so stop hiding the beer. Clearly, Kansas becoming more liberal is all thanks to Lazlo. Why are all COs in prisons such sadistic dickheads? The guys fantasize about retiring on a cruise ship, bond over their weird pantyhose fetish, and SlimFast is officially a HUGE Baylor Bear. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

No one understands pain quite like a white lady in a BMW driving through Blue Springs. Josh Allen would’ve been better off falling down and crapping his pants than just throwing the ball into the air. Lazlo’s bringing the R-word back in style, apparently. He was drunk! Don’t be mad that he tried shooting at trick-or-treaters. Everything comes back to Money, Power, and Celebrity. Plus, Lazlo really enjoys dressing like an unsexy whore.

SlimFast released his sex tape on our Twitch, and the guys listen to eerie plane crash audio at 6:30 in the morning. What happened to Ol’ Tampon Tim and Meatball Ron? SlimFast chased down a homeless woman he thought was hot, Lazlo beat his meat until it looked like ground beef, and the guys debated the MIT doctor who was barred from NYU over assault allegations. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

SlimFast wants Lazlo to get into shooting trap - Not in a hick way, in a COUNTRY CLUB way. Wait...why are we mad about data centers? Liberty Biberty is SO. ANNOYING. Lazlo’s a lot of things, but he’s NOT a rat. The most important thing to do with a cushy job is quit. And Lazlo’s thinking about retiring on a cruise ship… assuming it doesn’t get stranded in Cambodia. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

If Lazlo came home with a boyfriend and ass-less chaps on, his dad would be a little confused. Lazlo really wants to wear knickers on the golf course, SlimFast got groped in a Haunted House, and the Chiefs might be getting a new kicker. Whose your favorite serial killer? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Lazlo’s the screaming Dad in the stands. The iPhone Duo shows why cocaine is super popular. Have you ever swallowed something to hide it from the cops? Lazlo and SlimFast admit to brutally bullying two kids in school. Meanwhile, youth soccer is mostly kids sitting around eating mud, and SlimFast’s $4 Old Navy shirts are making EVERYONE mad. Stream The Church of Lazlo Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast’s ex-wife is trying to communicate with him through Lazlo. One of the guys contracted TB at a strip club. A Dodge Challenger is the gateway to becoming a true St. Louis resident, Catholics are the WORST, and Ukraine broke the… terms of service? Just because you beat women doesn’t mean you can’t cook a good steak. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Comedy is SUPPOSED to make you uncomfortable. Why does no one give up a heads-up for lawsuits? Lazlo finally has someone to talk bets with: Mike Palm from Circa Sports. Stand-up comic Olivia Carter, seen on Funny AF with Kevin Hart, joins the show. Louis C.K. wrote an entire bit slamming Lazlo and SlimFast. And if you’re watching porn while driving, make sure you have a backup phone. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Lazlo is enraged by our Reddit, and by the cleaning lady. SlimFast totally doesn't poop in the urinal, the guys shop for an E-Bike, and a toddler was left in the morgue. Who is responsible for Jalen Hurts? And why are Joe Buck and Troy Aikman yelling at each other? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!

Would you get performance-enhancing surgery? SlimFast’s face looks like he’s having a severe allergic reaction. Lazlo says being born with a big weiner makes you a natural leader. Kids are going for Quiet Lux, Lazlo feels bad about breaking up with his ChatGBT, and gets into a fight with the cleaning lady. Summer and Lazlo are going drinking! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast!