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Q*Bert is tired of all your b******t. He’s been tired for years. He built a life, man. He’s got a farm. Mouths to feed (Well, his mouth. As far as we can tell, noone else has a mouth in the Q*Bert verse. The snake, I guess?) He wakes up with the sunrise, tends to his… Read more S10X:E16 – Q*Bert Intro PS1

Godzilla 2000! It’s a movie! From the year 200– Wait, 1999? Seriously? Come on, you couldn’t wait like one year– Okay, whatever. Y2K and all that. They had to work fast to repair the damage from the American 1998version and how else do we do that other than make sure Godzilla explodes everything! Plasma Beams… Read more S10X:E15 – Godzilla 2000 – U.S. Trailer

It’s time for Denver to be the Last Goddamn Dinosaur. Look at being SO goddamn the last dinosaur and shit. He rides a skateboard! He plays the guitar! He has opposable thumbs and may fight Lavos at the end of the adventure! We don’t know! He is simply too radical for us lowly humans. We… Read more S10X:E14 – “Denver, The Last Dinosaur” Opening Theme

Come and enjoy a burger! A burger music video! With burgers in it! And fries. A whole lot of fries. A concerning amount of fries for a burger music video. We should be focus on the stars! The burgers! In the sky presented by Commander Cody and everything! I’d share a burger with Commander Cody.… Read more S10X:E13 – “Two Triple Cheese” Music Video

We don’t have time for jingles anymore! No time for sweeping stories or marketing tie-ins with VHS releases or anything in between. The Taco Bell bong is all that we have left from a fleeting nostagic era and honestly we’re probably better off in the end. It’s a great bong noise! You know it means… Read more S10X:E12 – Indiana Jones Diet Coke Ad (1989)

Hey everyone! Let’s ride the bonegrinder! We’ll grind our bones and regret signing pain waivers! Let’s get third degree burns on the steam powered thingy we are definitely too close to! But we did surf for 2 seconds! It was totally rad! Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s going to work in… Read more S10X:E11 – Australia’s First Man-made Wave Pool

Your video rental store is in dire help and the only people that can help are the cast and crew of the Half Baked film from 1998! Your free popcorn isn’t bringing in the peeps anymore! Hollywood Blockbusters are bustin’ out big time! Only the smooth talk of a screener tape promising you a good… Read more S10X:E10 – Half Baked Video Store Screener

Scream if you know what Dr. Enuf is! Scream if you don’t! Scream if you are living in the horrors of a modern society! Let’s all watch videos made in the year 2003 and uploaded 12 years later! Let’s have fun in the society and be excited by Star Trek sounds again! Just don’t mind… Read more S10X:E9 – dr enuf genie

Centaur dudes are just going to be centaur dudes. You can’t stop them! They are all legs and arms and head and they’re going to one-shot that f****n’ vulture in the face and they know they rule for doing so. Centaur Dude (Centy to his friends) plays Call of Duty! He knows how to noscope… Read more S10X:E8 – The Centaurs (1921)

It’s a Pickle Surprise! The Pickle Wizard of 1989 had to go to great lengths to get this made. You don’t make this level of powerfulness without a life on the line. His life. And he put it there for your sake. Thank the Pickle Wizard everyday, children. May you eventually find the pickle and… Read more S10X:E7 – Pickle Surprise (1989)

Look, Frutiger Aero is back in everywhere! It looks like how want to feel, first of all! Sure, we don’t exactly want to go back to Windows ME and experience the pain points of early multimedia hell but the feel! The feel! We want to vibe back in it! And it tastes great too! You… Read more S10X:E6 – Windows ME Commercial

No matter your age, I think we all can agree we can appreciate a good piece of large industrial equipment. For one, it’s big. That’s neat! Second, it moves around. Also great! And it cleans?! Well, as a now adult I love that too! You can spray mist in it for some reason too, just… Read more S10X:E5 – Industrial Floor Scrubber Sweeper Xiao Qiang

Sometimes you just need to explode a house. If you’re a reality show, that time is eventually going to come. You get a big enough budget and some of that is going to end up being dynamite. The comical kind. The Acme kind. And you’re going to have to store that somewhere, right? Might as… Read more S10X:E4 – Extreme Makeover Home Edition – Miller Home Explosion

We want to be up front with this one: neither of us have actually watched Monk. We’re sorry! We hear it’s good! But we never did! And we’re not sure if 0% of you all also watch Monk or it is 100% but we’re willing to take that risk as we go into our pitch… Read more S10X:E3 – Monk Opening

You need some new shoes. Your old ones are no longer in-vogue. They’re trash, mockeries of mocassins! You wouldn’t even get out of bed for such a uncouth look! It’s time to go to saddle up your scarily huge baby bird and go down to Steve Madden Shoes where they know you by name because… Read more S10X:E2 – Steve Madden Shoes Commercial