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In what can only be described as truly unfortunate news, some shit went down with the NOVA Open late last year, and the bois are here to talk about it. We've got a corroborated and accurate timeline of events, and interview with the creator of the piece that kicked this whole thing off, and Campbell and Dan weigh in with analysis and future plans. It's not the most fun anyone's ever had podcasting, but it's necessary work. Check out Andrew's Insta! https://www.instagram.com/sdc.miniatures/ https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

The title really says it all, friends. Happy New Year. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

A special holiday message from your friends at the 40k Badcast. Merry Christmas!

It is time, once again, to look deep into your (Kia) soul, and ask: Why did so many peoples' houses smell like ham in the 1990s? What was the deal with that? Anyways, the eejits are back with yet another bad cast, and this time they're talking the Nissan MacroVan; applesauce and medicine; Colonel Ephraim's Anal Flamethrower; and hard booch AKA fart tea. Also they return to the Primaris Pizza Parlor in episode 3: la Bellissima Terza! Meravigliosa! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

For once, the title of this episode isn't a reference to piss, but instead Campbell's moral fortitude, which is...lacking. But don't worry, there is at least one piss-based bit in the show. We gotta hit those quotas, after all. Other terrible bits include: the giga-cow, pustin' makes me feel good, and the dreaded "griculture" bit. No, none of it makes any sense to me, either. Good luck! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Damn, player! I didn't know you liked to get wet! And by wet I mean "enjoy a podcast from your friends at the 40k Badcast!" You know that's right! This episode has it all: Dave Mustaine, Mave Dustaine, Davis Mustavis, and the guy from Mergerderth! That not enough to hook you? Just wait, there's more: Sicarius math, golden showers, and the Paul Blart Cosplay Society! This podcast truly has it all, and you can, too, for one easy payment of 2 hours of your life. No refunds! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Oh yes, folks. Much like a bad penny, the jaw-jackin' jabronis have once again returned to fill your head with some truly dumbass shit. This time around, the fuckos talk "Lou Dante", Campbell's finger cymbals, and who wants a taste of the Blood Angels' jungle juice. Also, they ask the question, who do you want as your 40k primary care physician? Get it while it's hot, horndogs! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Hello, everyone! The jabronis are back with yet another choice cut of warhammer-themed grab-ass! This time Campbell paints the town gulten-free in Salt Lake City, Utah, and Dan spends truly stupid money on food in Nottingham, England! Also, Dan is 40 now. That sucks! Additionally, the lads touch on making a choice to win the game, the Emperor's Dan-pion, and Dan kills a mosquito LIVE ON AIR! Can't miss this one! Or maybe you can, no one is keeping score! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Watch out, friends, we've got a hot one comin' in! Joe Kassabian, author, host of the Lions Led by Donkeys podcast and Midwest Icon, joins Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum here for a chat about Joe's Warhammer journey so far, why 40k tanks would be immediately obliterated on a modern battlefield, and which flavor of Faygo is the best! Other topics include the wide, wide lord of sports; the patron sait of rickety shitboxes; and a viscous, opaline fluid! It's a can't miss episode, gang! Big thanks to Joe for joining us! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Another year, another NOVA Open! Join the fellas as they return to where it all began (kinda) in 2016 as they recap yet another trip to Washington D.C.'s biggest tabletop gaming event of the year! Hear them recap 18 (!) games of 40k, 3 games of ASOIAF, and a couple of rousing rounds of jousting. Will Campbell win any GT games? How many games against Knights will Dan have to play? Tune in to find out! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Did we plan for our 169th episode to be live in front of a "sell-out" (the attendees are sellouts) crowd at NOVA Open 2025? No! But here we are, hot, horny, and ready to answer your burning questions. Join us for a evening of jokes, japes, and jeers, and not necessarily in that order. Big thanks to everyone who showed up, it truly was a special night! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Look, gang, Dan has a lot of painting to do before NOVA, so we're not going to be able to do a lot of jokes in this description. Too bad! Here's some shit from the episode: "milk day", chaplains giving good skull, and the realization that Space Wolf players are all piss fetishists. Sorry wolfies! It's canon now! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]  

Campbell went to Tacoma, WA for this year's GW Tacoma Open. Did he bring any of the Tcoma Aroma back with him?! You be the judge! Also, we finally find out what regional accent the Raven Guard posses. You'll be surprised, kid! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

We've said many times that "this is the most unhinged episode yet!" Ther veracity of this statement cannot be proven. But what can be proven is that Dan spends a solid three and one half minutes cry-laughing at the name "Barkin Doggins". Sure, they also talk about Warhammer or some shit, but for real, it's almost four minutes of a middle-aged man losing his shit at his own stupid joke. Podcasting! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Unfortunately the touch of Nurgle is upon us and Dan is sick as hell while posting this, so expect fewer yuks this time around. "Aww shucks, where's my yuks?" is something you could say if you wanted. But only if you wanted. Anyways here are some topics: An AP3 shot right into my pavussy Being pretty sure about that tonsure And an actually helpful segment on movement! Enjoy! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]