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Our pets ears are falling off, the world's a mess, and Davey Cop Face is still grifting.

There's a guy on Youtube who thinks our world is covered in code and if you smoke enough DMT and shine enough lasers at stuff you can see it. Maybe he's right?

We've got a bit of a grab bag this week - guys eating bicycles, Minnesotan time travelers, flying cars, and a bunch of other nonsense. Get your SKYCAR shirt here.

Sorry friends, we got sucked back in. We're talking about Ross Coulthart's interviews with John Blitch and Fred Baker, two of the military veterans who spoke to the veracity of Jake Barber's UAP claims. In these interviews, John Blitch discusses his experience with 7ft tall praying mantis beings, and Fred Baker discusses his experiences watching people psychically summon UFOs. In other news, our store is back online! Go get some shirts/hats/mugs/posters!

We're talking about UFO whistleblower Jake Barber's interview with Ross Coulthart.

We're taking a look back at the internet in 2005.

We're talking about fixing nightmares, controlling dreams, and banging wizards.

Apparently there's a robust Russian black market for aged cheddar. Who knew?!

We're talking about the recent drone flap in New Jersey.

HI! We're talking about spy whales, whale fashion, Alaskan pyramids, and all the domain names owned by that one idiot.

In the last 30 years, more than 1,000 people have attempted the Barkley Marathons, but only 20 have finished under the 60-hour time limit. Sources: Hallucinations and no sleep: Jasmin Paris on her historic ultramarathon Jasmin Paris first woman to complete grueling Barkley Marathons race The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young

In 2018, Mickey Barreto checked into a hotel. Over the next five years he refused to leave, briefly owned the hotel, tried to take down an international cult, and got arrested. Go help our guy Bear! Sources: The Hotel Guest Who Wouldn’t Leave The History of The New Yorker HotelA loophole got New York City man a free hotel stay for five years until he claimed to own the building How to Fake-Own the New Yorker Hotel Missing 411 David Paulides Presents Missing Person Cases from Montana & Oregon

Our guy bear needs some help! He was in a bad motorcycle accident and won't be able to work for a few months while he recovers. Bear's brought us many, many joys over the years and it's the least we can do to give back a little. If you can afford to spare a couple bucks please do! Ok, thank you, we love you. Bear loves you. We love Bear. And we'll be back with a full episode next Saturday (4/6). See ya soon!

Hi! We're catching up about the past 5 months and discussing David Grusch's UAP claims.

We've got a bunch of topics today and we kinda get to all of them. Miley Cyrus saw a flying snowplow, Jeremy Corbell started a podcast, somebody's cutting off the internet, Ruby Tuesdays are popping up outta nowhere, there's a mysterious celebrity on some curtains, and Ryan's buying more websites.