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Stoner Leo the Summer season is here!  Are you ready to dunk dabs, burn bowls, and smoke spliffs?  Ready or not, the universal influence in June will be all smoke sessions GO! And right away the celestial influence will favor the organizational skills of the stoner Leo.  Grab the calendar early in the month and plan your terrestrial adventures.  The leader of the pack will be at peak communicative powers around the 3rd of June.   Gather the ganja gang.  They will be ready to receive your instructions! But understand this stoner Leo:  Part of leadership is understanding not every stoner is grooving on the universal vibe as you.  Take your cannabis companionship out and about on the terrestrial plane; but don't be dismayed by the numbers of your pack.  Sometimes the best moments are shared with only a few cannabis companions. The power of the Sun may seem overwhelming with an impetus for action.  Chill my vibrant Lion.  It's not always about the size of your pride, or the destination of the smoke circle.  Often, it is about the journey taken together. So when the urge comes to blanket your cannabis companions with protection, or cajole them with personal desires, take a moment to chill stoner Leo.  Toke time for a quick solo smoke session.  Allow the perspective enhancing vapors of the sacred herb to give you clarity in these emotional moments.  It's Summer.  There is too much to do to get bogged down in personal pressures.

Stoner Leo the final month of Spring enters into a period of conflict and turmoil.  But you don't have to participate. Usually the Lion leads the pack:  The first to break buds and pack bowls.  The universe is sending cosmic chaos to the stoner Zodiac.  Perhaps this month the stoner Leo will be a leader through absentia by example. Fill the stash jars with pure Indica strains, and Indica dominant hybrids.  Calm, cool, and collected will be your mantra and impetus this month my leary Lion. After the first decade of the month you will be able to witness your extended smoke circle enveloped by chaotic clouds of cosmic influence.  It is not your role to lead others to safety this month, but instead be the leader of example with your chill demeanor. The reading I give as a general theme will be most felt surrounding the Lunar Eclipse on the 15th.  Toke time with the sacred herb in the days before the Full Moon to meditate and contemplate your action as a leader through inaction as a dramatic participant. This time surrounding the Full Moon will be a great time for solo smoke sessions and solo projects around the house.  Use your third eye, stoner Leo, to avoid confrontation and conflict within the extended smoke circle. Before you know it the final decade of the month will be present, and you will notice cosmic clouds start to lift from the stoner Zodiac.  This will be your sign to re-enter the terrestrial landscape as your usual outgoing self.  By the end of the month you will be breaking buds, and matching bowls with your stoner tribe once again.

Stoner Leo:  What’s that bright fiery object floating high up in the sky? No, it’s not a comet or a UFO, it’s the Sun! And this month my fiery Lion, you too will be a shining star. In April it doesn’t matter if you’re a moonchild or not, all in the stoner Zodiac will get the opportunity for a fresh start. The New Moon happening at the dawn of the month means you can let all of the setbacks, and the false starts the year has brought so far, go up in smoke. Some days were tinted with a glossy ganja glow, other times even the most enlightening cannabis couldn’t help you see through the fray. But now you will be able to light up, lift off, and rise above the haze. Stoner Leo, set aside time early in the month for a deep dive into your subconscious. Breathe deep the perspective expanding vapors of the sacred herb, and allow the illusion of impossibility burn away with every puff. With your third-eye open, you will have a new clarity of sight for the path ahead.  Your destination is wherever you want to go! You no longer have to conform to the role of a cautious cat.  You can get back to your true form:  The loud-smoking, fierce and fiery Leader of the Pack. We may not be officially in the season of Leo, but you are definitely in your element. Everything from the daily grind to the biggest sesh will be no match for you my stoner Lion.  Just like the Spring causes the plants to bloom, and the greens to bud, you will help your cannabis companions flourish when they are in your presence. So roar loud and roast often stoner Leo, because once you ignite the fire inside of you, nothing will be able to put it out!

Stoner Leo, what do you do when a plant gets too big for its current pot? You transfer it to a bigger pot of course. Those roots need space to grow! So far in the year you have been making forward progress, but maybe not as far and as fast as it could be. This March you too will need to find your own bigger pot with fresh, nutrient rich soil to let your roots grow deeper, and to allow room for your branches to spread. You will always be the loud-smoking, leader-of-the-pack Lion, but right now you need to break away from the pride. It’s time to take a break from focusing on the rest of the pack to pack a bowl for one. Spend the month of March resting and reflecting on what makes you roar my stoner Lion. It’s not about the grass being greener on the other side, it’s about nurturing your own garden so you can flourish, and grow to your greatest potential. Sometimes this means you have to shed old leaves to make way for new buds. Your strain selection should reflect your goal of maximizing both your spiritual and physical expansion. You can go for maximum diversity by picking a couple Indica and a few Sativa options. This way you can match your strains to whatever your mood and the moment calls for. Or you can gather a few Hybrids that can be cerebrally stimulating yet will still keep you grounded in the terrestrial world. Although growth is the theme and focus this month, know that it doesn’t stop when the month ends. Build the groundwork now stoner Leo, and you will continue growin’ and tokin’ the whole year through.

Stoner Leo, you headed into the New Year with optimistic anticipation, excited to say goodbye to all the rough waters you navigated through 2021. But, like many of your cannabis cohorts, your eagerness may have clouded your vision leaving you unable to see the equally rough rapids January had in store. The bad news: unfortunately, my stoner Leo, I cannot say that the cosmos are ready to clear the skies and calm the choppy waters quite yet. This means that during this transitional period in February, you will need to toke it day by day. Use these last days of hazy uncertainty to grind up, light up, and allow the healing vapors of the sacred herb to make the much-needed repairs to your cosmic space suit. The good news: there’s not much further to go before you will once again be flowing along peaceful cosmic currents. Stoner Leo, since you are stuck in standby month, you might as well make the most of it! You should put off making any big decisions or taking long trips during this time. So, hit up your partners-in-chronic, gather up everyone’s favorite sativa or indica selections, and smoke until the path ahead becomes clearer.  Don’t let yourself feel down if it doesn’t feel like you’re moving forward fast enough this month, stoner Leo. Sometimes we just need to sit with stillness. Allow the sacred sinsemilla to serve as the backdrop for these peaceful sessions of THC inspired tranquility.  Stoner Leo, you will be back to your full fiery ferocity next month; space-cruising through terrestrial planes, reaching new highs and new destinations. But, at least for the moment, it is best to burn your bowls close to home and let your imagination do the wandering! 

Confidant. Compassionate. Charismatic. These are all words that are appropriate when it comes to describing the stoner Leo. And of course, I would never forget, ‘cannabis enthusiast’. But there will always be some who see your generosity as showing off; those who see your unwavering loyalty as domineering. You can’t control how other people view you stoner Leo; so don’t waste time trying. Instead, pack yourself a bowl of the frostiest greens, breathe, and let it be. The only critic you should listen to this month is you! Even with all your confidence, or maybe because of it, you know when there is room for improvement.  Spend time in the first days of the new year meditating, inhaling the perspective-expanding magic vapors of the sacred herb. The goal of this introspection isn’t just to find something wrong that you need to fix. This kind of medicated meditation will help you to discover and identify the things that you want to make even better. Remember my stoner Lion:  January isn’t always about making grandiose resolutions.  Sometimes it is better to use this fresh start to plant the seeds for future growth in the areas of yourself you want to see flourish in the coming year. Most of the month will be best spent puffing and planning. You may be eager to become the best version of yourself, but remember my lovely Leo, progress requires patience. However high you wish to rise, be confident that you will ultimately get there. But if you find that you become over eager to reach your final destination, know that your cannabis copilot is there to help you slow your roll.  This month is the time to dream big. Just remember, that even the biggest dreams, even the tallest trees, began with the smallest seed.

Stoner Leo the hazy days of 2021 are coming to a close.  As with many points during this chaotic year, December will ring true:  You need to find your inner chill my proud Lion. Celestial influence in the first Winter month will bring cosmic winds of obsession and conflict.  But with the sacred herb you can find the chill to smooth the edges of obsession and resolve any conflict. Of all the stoner star signs, you stoner Leo have a higher proclivity for aesthetics.  In December this proclivity could turn into obsession.  As with all things, we must strike balance within our terrestrial mission. Seek out a balanced hybrid cannabis strain to bring the theme of balance into the sphere of aesthetics.  Don’t dwell.  Don’t knit pick.  Don’t obsess.  Instead, seek appreciation and love for self within the positive caring habits associated with your cosmic spacesuit.  A balanced cannabis copilot can assist with a broader perspective to see beyond the intensity of the moment. Stoner Leo, if conflict is avoided before it happens, does conflict exist at all?  There is a bitter tinge to the planetary alignment this month that will create barriers to smooth communication.  However, with foreknowledge, and a little assistance from our green goddess of guidance, conflict from these barriers can easily become detours of solution. Use the sacred herb to find empathy in communication with your cannabis companions.  Fly high above the terrestrial stage to see that points of disagreement do not need to become points of conflict.  Leave the debating for another time stoner Leo.  Find your stoney inner chill this month. The next level to conflict resolution is conflict avoidance! Take time early in the month to toke a moment to self with the sacred herb.  Find your headphones, your daily driver, and a little bit of bud.  Listen to “End of the Line” by The Traveling Wilburys. Chill stoner Leo, choose the blessed path. Tweet

My kind, loving, loud-smoking Leo, you are the leader of the stoner Zodiac pride. Equally confident, and chronic loving; ready to light up, and light the way whenever your cannabis companions need guidance. But, this month, you will likely find that you are the one who needs someone to lean on. And just like when you find a few stems and seeds in your fresh bag of the good green, you may have to remind yourself: It’s okay to let go. Stoner Leo, maybe you’ve been having a bad week. A bad month?  Those in your closest smoke circle may not have noticed the rough days that you’ve been pushing through. You do your best to project that all is well in your ganja jungle. But, if you expect others to think that everything is truly, ‘all good,’  you have to believe it yourself first. My capable Lion, don’t ignore the underlying uncertainties you have been feeling about yourself. Ignoring the weeds in our spiritual gardens doesn’t make them go away; it just gives opportunity for them to pop up in other areas. Don’t waste precious energy and resources watering withered crops. Instead, get your hands a bit dirty, and tend to the parts of yourself that need to be nurtured. It is fair to say that being open and honest about your insecurities does not come natural to you stoner Leo. So you may need to toke alone during your earliest smoke sessions this month. Load a bowl of the sacred herb, light up, and let the endocannabinoids open your third-eye sight to help you look deep within. Remember stoner Leo, the peace pipe isn’t only used for finding common ground between disgruntled cannabis companions. Sometimes it is needed to find our own inner peace and expand perspective. As you traverse this particularly cloudy portion of your cosmic journey, take note of those around you. While the sacred herb might be your sole companion during the first part of the month, you will soon learn who you can truly call your partners-in-chronic. Keep an eye out for those fair-weather friends who are quick to disappear as soon as the stash gets low. And remember those who are there when the smoke clouds clear. The cannabis companions who are still there at the end of a rough day, the ones who are there to load a bowl and just listen, these are the canna-fam ready to blaze into the future. Tweet

Stoner Leo, the theme of October is to manage expectations. Others EXPECT you to be the roaring, reefer-loving Lion; ready to light one up, and lead your fellow stoner Zodiac up through the haze to higher planes. Right now, at this moment, what you need to focus on most are the expectations you have for yourself! You see no one else staring back at you when you look in the mirror, so the thing that really matters is that YOU like what YOU see. Some will see your confidence and passion, and may call you arrogant. Others will see your persistence and contemplative gaze, and think you are just being stubborn. It’s all about perspective stoner Leo. Don’t waste your energy on changing anyone’s mind, or trying to convince them to see things a certain way. Halloween Glass Giveaway Turn your focus and your efforts inward stoner Leo. Breathe deep, inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and work to awaken your own third-eye sight. If those around you want to allow the cosmic clouds to hinder their vision, sometimes all you can do is roast a bowl, rise above, and let them be. Just like the concept you cannot always get people to see things a certain way, no one can make you do anything you don’t want to. Which means you will be in complete control of your social calendar and interactions during this season. When you feel like you need to sneak away to your secluded smoky oasis to enjoy a few stress relieving tokes by yourself, go for it! You’re not alone stoner Leo.  We all have those times when we just need to get away from the daily grind; to retreat to the familiar comfort and solitude of our sensemilla sanctuary. Once your Chakras are properly aligned, and YOU are content with the fierce Lion’s mane staring back at you from your reflection, you will know that you have achieved a state of inner peace.  And that state of mind will leave even the most talkative critics speechless. Go ahead stoner Leo, schedule yourself that relaxing stoney spa day…or two…or three!  If that’s what is needed to rejuvenate your spirit, and recharge your cosmic space suit, then it must be accomplished. This month, when it comes to relaxing and recreating—go wild! Tweet

Stoner Leo in many ways September will play out like a choose-your-own-adventure tale.  As you are the author of your own story, attention must be paid early in the month to manifest positivity so you don’t write a nightmarish chapter. Seriously stoner Lion.  Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb.  Make sure this solo smoke session is comfortable and without distraction.  The cannabis strain does not matter as much as your solitude.  Take care of this task before the New Moon on the 6th. You hold great power in this moment to cleanse your mental space, and manifest your future self. Universal influence in September also provides an opportunity to clear your financial space stoner Leo.  It is easy in our modern time to clutter our mental and physical space with all the trappings of the digital simulation.  What is a crucial delight one month, turns into a forgotten burden the next. Use the contemplative nature of the sacred herb to align your third eye gaze with the cosmic support for financial house cleaning.  This may mean different tasks for different Lions. Perhaps a bowl and a budget is the best result of high minded contemplation.  Perhaps it’s time to cancel that habit, or that subscription that slowly drains your resources each month. Perhaps you will consider your time as money, and toke a keen third eye toward that social media app clogging your pineal gland.  At least your stoner horoscope subscription is free.  Don’t cancel me during your mental house cleaning stoner Leo! After the Full Moon on the 20th, the month may finish on a psychological note of introspection.  Allow yourself to take some me-time in the final decade of the month.  Physical exercise can always be an active conduit for solo self reflection. September will start with manifesting dreams with the sacred herb.  It should end with appreciative healing with your cannabis copilot. In the end this month is all about you stoner Leo, and that is one thing that no Lion will ever deny. Tweet

Stoner Leo let’s get lit in August!  Universal influence will be beaming with sunny rays that accentuate the traits of the stoner Lion.  As long as you mind your self reflection, expansive progress and smokin good times are assured in the final Summer month. The leader of the stoner Zodiac must be confident and certain.  However, the confident stoner Lion can come off as arrogant in their certainty. They can seem conceited in application of their knowledge. Toke time with your sacred cannabis copilot throughout August. The cannabis strain does not matter this month.  The depth of your medicated meditations does not matter this month.  What matters most is the honesty and visibility you place within yourself.  Bob Marley once said famously, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” As you travel through the August time period, fun loving conversations, interesting inquiry, and intelligent debate will be essential to the progress of the month.  But, honest self reflection will be key to harmony within the smoke circle. Stoner Leo, it’s your birthday, let’s party!  This will truly be a blessed period for the rambunctious Lion.  Passing joints and matching bowls won’t be a problem at the smoke circle this month. As your sign transits through your neighbor Virgo’s influence, you might pick up some helpful budgeting tips, and conservative money traits.  Nobody regrets responsible partying in future time periods stoner Leo.  The universe and your cannabis copilot should help you avoid running up debt to fund exciting endo-excursions. Holy cow stoner Leo!  How do you lead the stoner Zodiac all over this terrestrial plane?  It must be exhausting! In August there will be waves of intelligent design sent your way.  These cosmic waves could boost your ability to lighten the load of the canna-crew through delegation.  You have been contemplating ways to ease your burden stoner Leo. Toke time to meditate throughout the month with our green goddess of inspiration.  Our friendly female sensimilla can help you manifest the creativity to develop new ways to lighten the load of leadership. Careful though stoner Leo.  We spoke earlier about the ability to monitor one’s communication and hubris.  All of the blessings of August come with the need to monitor yourself in a mirror.  Puff the sacred herb, and remote view yourself with an empathetic eye. Your internal drives, buoyant bubbly nature, and the sunny influence from the cosmos, will all combine to create a month to remember.  But it’s the kindness and compassionate self critique embedded in the daily cannabis affirmations that will push your success into progress. Push positivity stoner Leo. Tweet

It’s good to be the stoner Lion of the Zodiac.  July will be a blessed period for the stoner Leo.  Communication skills will be accentuated by celestial influence.  The highest reaches of the stoner Leo will only be limited by their cosmic imagination. Puff puff pass on the anxiety this month stoner Leo.  Your brilliant communication skills will be further enhanced by the position of celestial bodies.  In both the personal and work spheres, you will find maneuvering through life comfortable and joyous. Try to find a Sativa dominant hybrid strain with moderate THC, and a healthy dose of CBD.  Couch lock and tongue tied heady highs will be to the detriment of your great abilities this month.  I’m thinking of a strain like Sweet Cheese or Jack the Ripper. Smokin Js online headshop now accepts Bitcoin and Ethereum. However, when the time is right stoner Leo, perhaps you can sneak a deep Indica edible into your evening routine.  Many aspects of July will flow from your ability to create your own destiny.  Medicated meditative moments by yourself will help you think outside a narrow band of vision, and create untold options. Why wouldn’t the leader of the pack be able to curate their terrestrial experience though self actualized manifestation! Change is coming stoner Leo.  Why not contemplate how you can influence the change?  Without this creative thought, you might be floating the river rapids without an exit plan.  It’s a lot of responsibility, but the stoner Zodiac will be looking for you to find the calm waters and safe embankment. Stoner Leo, you are the leader of the stoner Zodiac.  But this confident strut on the terrestrial plane isn’t always what you feel inside.  It is your natural inclination to surround yourself with positive tokers within the smoke circle.  This instinct must come to the surface in July. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for a keen third eye sight this month.  Seek the positivity of cannabis companions, and dismiss the negativity of ancillary canna-buddies.   Universal influence will open the stoner Lion to more impactful and meaningful moments of heart and emotion in the second Summer month.  Make sure those moments are with trusted cannabis companions. The assurances of cannabis companions will launch you toward progressive goals, and future endeavors.  The stoner Leo is only as strong as the pack they lead.  Use your keen third eye sight enhanced by the sacred herb, to toke positive puffs with good green with the ganja gang. Tweet