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Stoner Sagittarius I'm not sure the Summer season could start with a better combination of celestial influence!  Yes my fierce Archer, missions are A GO. But slow down and toke time to read the writing on the cannabis package.  A green light mission doesn't mean the month will be filled with burning big blunts and smoking your enemies. Be mindful of your strategic nature stoner Sag.  Toke time to contemplate your moves with brief smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Blunt force is not the only method to win the day.  This month especially will utilize all your strategic skills on the terrestrial battlefield. Throughout the month make sure you have a travel kit of smoking supplies for brief solo smoke sessions.  Keep the mood light, and the sacred connection with your cannabis copilot consistent.  You are a warrior within the stoner Zodiac.  Although you may have cannabis comrades in arms by your side, the responsibility of your actions, and your plans, will always fall on your shoulders alone. The universe supports you in your contemplative missions this month stoner Sagittarius. By the final decade of June, these independent minded missions will dissolve into a more communal phase of existence.  Once again, keep your bowl burning sessions on the lighter side of the cannabis spectrum.  Go too deep during this phase, and you might catch the feels. This month has it all for the stoner Archer!  Cosmically enhanced solo missions.  Strategic contemplative actions.  And even smoke circle camaraderie.  What a time to be alive.

Stoner Sagittarius, as we enter into peak Spring, the birds are singing, the buds are blooming, and the sweet scent of sinsemilla fills the air. Of course, you should stop to smell the roses, and to smoke your favorite kind of flowers, but you should also pay attention to the growth of your financial greens this month. Stoner Sag, avoid getting your head stuck in the clouds.  If you keep yourself grounded, and focused on tangible goals, you will have amazing opportunities.  Perhaps expansion of your finances, and maybe even elevate your position both on and off the clock. The time for waiting is over my steady stoner Archer. The time for doing is now! Apply for that promotion you know you’re qualified for. Or, take the leap, and switch to a job where your creativity can help you advance in your career, and where your passions will help you earn your paycheck. If you do choose to blaze new trails stoner Sag, try to keep the pipe at home, and keep your work grind ganja free.  At least in the early days of this transition. A cosmic haze will hang in the air most of the month and can result in misunderstandings among even the closest partners-in-chronic or four-twenty friendly coworkers. So, keep your mind clear while on the job.  You don’t want any other factors disrupting lines of communication. Remember stoner Sagittarius, when it comes to manifesting your dreams into reality:  You can wish for them to come true, or you can work to make them happen.  One will get you there much faster. Breathe easy stoner Sagittarius, it won’t be all work and no play in May. When the weekends hit, grab your travel pipe, and your favorite recreational reefer, and hit the open road.  Summer is quickly approaching, and the many stoney trails you will blaze all begin with a single puff.

Stoner Sagittarius, with the Full Moon happening on the dawn of the month, you will experience a spark of inspiration and energy that will keep your spirit blazing throughout April! Although it will be up to you to keep your stash jars filled with good greens and the frostiest nugs, one thing you can count on is that good times and ganja vibes will be in no short supply. If you are a single stoner Sag, and there is an old flame you want to reignite, or a new romantic prospect you want to spend more time with, April is the perfect season to fire up a bowl together, and find out if the feeling is mutual.  And if you already have that special cannabis companion to share that sacred smoke with, then April will be an emotionally fulfilling and fiery month for sure.  Stoner Sagittarius, during this period when we talk about the economic grind, know that it doesn’t strictly pertain only to your time at work. You will easily rise above all expectations of your job, so right now your focus should be on the activities after you clock out for the day. Roast up at the river my smokey Sagittarius. Fire up your favorite flower out in the meadow, or light up at the lake. Any day you are able to spark up outside of the house will be a day well spent. Be confident my ambitious Archer that no matter how high you aim, you are sure to hit your mark in April. Know that when you are done puffing and playing out in Nature, you can return to your stoney sanctuary for a more relaxing smoke session to get some rest before the next chapter of your endo-adventure!

Stoner Sagittarius it's been a while since your true nature was able to stretch out unbridled on the terrestrial plane.  As much as you appreciate internal strategizing and building a plan, your core drives are out campaigning in the wild unknown. This month will not satiate your internal desire, but it will continue building toward that end.   Be prepared early in the month for communal smoke sessions with the broader smoke circle.  Stock the sacred treasure chest of cannabis with varied species and delivery methods. The recent past has been filled with internal missions with your cannabis copilot.  Now internal sacred meditative strategizing smoke sessions will turn toward intel gathering amongst the ganja gang.  But be forewarned my stealthy Archer:  Remain rooted to your own domain or within verified safe spaces.  Universal influence surrounding outbound adventure remains obscured with inauspicious darkness. Cosmic favor leans toward intelligent smoke sessions with the broader smoke circle, but do so only in verified, comfortable, guarded spaces. This premonition has a double meaning as the month progresses.  What may appear to be intel gathering on a personal level for future adventure, will morph into strategizing for missions in the business sphere.  I appreciate you long for the action of battle my fierce Archer.  But no great garden of victory grew without a contemplative placement of well sewn seeds. Yes stoner Sag, adventure is coming.  As with the internal medicated meditative smoke sessions in the recent past, this month is a natural progression supported by cosmic design toward the ends of your true purpose.  Wow, it must be heavy to be you.

Stoner Pisces, did you enjoy a mellow start to the new year? Did you use the first month of 2022 to grind up the ganja and give yourself the time needed to gather your thoughts? For those of you who embraced the opportunity to slow your roll, you can prepare yourself for an equally peaceful and stoney sequel this February. And for those who chose to chase the chaos instead of the calm, make sure you don’t miss out on this second chance to pursue a more peaceful path. You are equal parts compassionate and chronic-loving my stoner Pisces. And in recent times you have been called to play the role of both a friend indeed and the partner-in-chronic others have grown to expect will gladly supply the greens when they need. While this will still be the trend for February, you should keep your third-eye sight open and on the lookout for those whose moods might throw off your groove. Although you are usually deeply attuned to and influenced by the feelings of those in your orbit, you have been able to avoid absorbing the negative emanations from those nearest to you.  My stoner Pisces, this February, you will still get to fulfill the role of the friendliest fish that you strive to be, but the cosmic protections against the negative vibrations of your fellow terrestrial travelers will wane as the month progresses. Stoner Pisces, the best plan for a blissful month is to surround yourself with those cannabis companions you know are all about high times and good vibes. Of course, you can still be there to pick up those you encounter who look like they need to share a fresh bowl and who need a friendly ear to listen. Just don’t spend the whole month trying to lift the spirits of others at the risk of bringing your own spirits down.

It's a new year stoner Sagittarius.  And with this change in calendar comes a cosmic breeze of energy and enthusiasm to fill your quiver. Toke time with the sacred herb early in the month for a lifted strategy meditation session.  The New Moon on the 2nd marks a peak of cosmic energy sent your way.  Match bowls with the universe, and dare to dream stoner Sag. But be careful my master Archer!  Avoid purebred cannabis strains.  Instead seek a nice Indica-Sativa hybrid for this energetic period.  The ideas will be flowing from your own instinct and universal support.  A pure Sativa cannabis strain could surge the energy in the universal amplifier to 11.  You aren't a rock star stoner Sagittarius.  You are a warrior. The important aspect of the January time period will not be in the high-minded idea generation, but instead it will be on the execution of high-minded ambitions. Hence, a pure Sativa strain could get you stuck in a frenetic and manic stage of idea creation; and a pure Indica strain could negate the impact of the energetic universal blessing. A 50-50 hybrid strain will utilize the perspective enhancing powers of your cannabis copilot, and leave you ready to act on your medicated meditations. So dream big this month stoner Sagittarius, but don't get stuck in your head.  There is action to accomplish on the terrestrial plane.  Unleash the cannabis enhanced powers of your mind, and follow the direction of your inner voice into productive battle.

It’s the holidaze stoner Sagittarius! For many this means sharing good food with good people, and kind buds with our closest cannabis companions. And for some, it means a time for giving gifts to their family and friends. Stoner Sagittarius, if you are the gift giving type, or are feeling particularly generous during this time of year, remember, that you don’t have to burn through ALL of your financial green in order to give memorable and meaningful gifts. Keep an eye on both your spendable and smokeable resources.  You don’t want to start the New Year trying to scrape together a scrounged-up bowl, or wondering why your bank account is so low. If you are already in a committed relationship, you can expect a season of peace, prosperity, and passion. You and your cannabis companion will find yourselves vibrating at an equally high frequency.  Fitting together like Yin and Yang.  Complementing one another like a freshly rolled joint on a sunny day. Take full advantage of this happy and hazy time by planning a trip for two to your favorite ganja getaway. I know the holidays can be exciting and fulfilling, but at times equally daunting and draining. Even if it’s just a day or two, pack the bong, or your favorite portable rig, fill the stash jars with your favorite strains, and sneak away to a secret secluded smoke spot to pack a holiday bowl for two. Don’t worry, if you are a stoner Sag living the single life, you won’t be missing out on all the romance and year end recreational smoke sessions. With everyone’s spirits high, and with good cheer abounding, strangers can soon become cannabis cohorts; and smoke circle acquaintances will quickly grow to become best buds. As you look back on your cosmic journey through the stars this past year, remembering all the hazy days of Summer, thinking of all those smoky nights you spent with your partners-in-chronic contemplating life, the universe, and everything, be sure to spend some of that time talking and toking.  Truly imagine where you want your endo-adventure to take you in 2022. Tweet

Stoner Sag you are a bold hunter and master strategist.  As such you know when it is time to embark on the terrestrial plane with mission goals, and when it is time to hold up and contemplate your universal instructions. The hunt is much more successful with proper planning.  The November time period will be spent planning and strategizing for future missions on the terrestrial plane. The most wonderful quality of our sacred herb is the connection it creates between our inner voice and the universal cosmic flow.  Use your cannabis copilot this month to tap into that connection. Again, this connection is not an immediate link created and used in the field, but instead one of deep contemplation from your stoner sanctuary.  Your cannabis prescription for November is open to your interpretation stoner Sagittarius.  Your connected planning smoke sessions can be tailored to your mood and mission in each particular moment. Pack your stash jar with a variety of cannabis strains early in the month so that you may have the right tool for the right mood.  Have fun my steady Archer.  You are the master of your castle.  Create productive smoke sessions that utilize your strategic mastery.  Open the channels of the universal flow with your cannabis meditations. Stoner Sag, this premonition may not be the exciting adventure you often seek, but the power of solitude and cannabis connected meditation will be wielded and harvested in future time periods. There are two important celestial points of reference in November:  The New Moon of the 4th and the Full Moon of 19th. The New Moon brings a celestial influence of service to others.  It’s possible solo smoke planning sessions around this time may draw in larger themes of ways you can integrate the broader smoke circle and cannabis companions into your master plan. The Full Moon will mark an end to one cosmic cycle of influence, and the birth of a new one.  It’s possible you will be ready and anxious to finish this past cycle with eagerness; but anxiety and tension could swirl from the collision of these grand cycles. History is sometimes the best evidence of future plans.  Do not shrink from the cannabis connection created during this time.  Acknowledgement and understanding from the past could propel and accentuate your plans for the future.  And you will soon discover the future period is much more in line with your instinctual stoner directives. Tweet

Stoner Sagittarius do you feel that bounce in your step?  That positive vibration in your bow tension?  You are feeling an extra tingle in the air for good reason.  The universe will be vibrating in tune with your celestial mission in October. Toke time for cannabis in consistent light smoke sessions this month.  There is a true blessing in the universal vibration in October.  Your cannabis copilot will act as a tuning fork within the cosmic journey. So much of your time and mental capacity is spent on the move stoner Sagittarius.  Always on mission with acquiring new targets for your terrestrial adventure.  But this constant movement of action is often the source of stumbling blocks along your progressive path. Halloween Glass Giveaway There are great blessings of patience and understanding within the universal vibration this month.  The stoner Archer will be greatly assisted in slowing down, and contemplating the right missions to initiate. Match the cosmic combustion with balanced hybrid cannabis strains.  With consistent light tokes of the balanced sacred herb, your third eye sight will become intune with the positively patient universal vibration. Along with patience, the universe will be sending waves of passionate support in second Fall month.  But this cosmic support comes with a word of warning my stealthy Archer:  Passion must come from within before it can be used as a guide on the terrestrial plane. Before the end of the first October decade, toke time with the sacred herb through a solo medicated meditative smoke session.  Focus on your internal desire for self improvement.  Find passion with yourself before you unleash your powerful senses on the world. You don’t need a guide stoner Sagittarius, but an advanced scout doesn’t hurt.  With the powerfully positive cosmic vibes, and an assist from your cannabis copilot, navigating the second Fall month should be a successful mission. A mission filled with great conquests, and new discoveries.  I’ll smoke to that! Tweet

Click click click is the loud sound as the car is jerked forward in unison.  You are filled with anxiety and anticipation.  Each click, each jerk, draws more eagerness and dread inside of you. Finally the car reaches the top of the climb.  There is a moment of weightlessness before the plunge. Acceleration, euphoria, and adrenaline all combine in that moment the car rushes down the track to the next turn or loop.  Stoner Sag, the thrill of life is encapsulated in those sequences. Freedom and joy is found in that moment, once you realize you are not in control.  You were never in control stoner Sagittarius.  Not from the time you bought the ticket.  Not from the time you were born. Early in September toke time with the sacred herb in a solo smoke session.  The cannabis strain does not matter.  Sink deep during this medicated meditative smoke session to visualize the ups and downs of the past.  The unexpected twists and turns that hurtled you in different directions on the terrestrial plane. My stoner Archer, as there were twists and turns, climbs and drops, anxiety and exhilaration in the past; these things too will come in the future. You can’t control the flowing wave of universal life, but you can try to surf it! It’s time for a stoner roll call my valiant Archer.  Take note of all your canna-buddies within your smoke circle. You aren’t alone on the roller coaster of life.  It’s the canna-fam you’ve made evergreen connections with that will be there during the thrilling good times.  It’s the ganja gang who will have your back in moments of terrifying anxiety. The more you recognize the natural ebb and flow of this terrestrial life, the more you can withstand the moments of anxiety; and appreciate the times of positive growth. This is your mission in September stoner Sagittarius:  Smooth out the highs and lows with meditative cannabis contemplation, and take solace in the fact that the canna-crew is going through the same thing. Tweet

Stoner Sagittarius August will be a month of contemplation and great progress; so long as you toke the time to make it so.  So long as you stay within your protected boundaries of the smoke circle, all campaigns will be met with swift victory! The stoner Archer is a master strategist, and firm in their faith.  Cosmic winds of enlightenment will offer an opportunity to readdress long-held beliefs, and reassess the internal underpinnings of their terrestrial strategy. The choice is yours stoner Sag.  There will be no fateful consequence within failure to act, but possible great rewards to those that take the plunge.  Your great green cannabis copilot will be with you this month to guide your inquisition. A balanced hybrid cannabis strain is recommended throughout the final Summer month.  Deep medicated dives with the sacred herb will not be as important as consistent balanced smoke sessions.  Use the sacred herb to elevate your broad vision. Now hear this stoner Sagittarius:  This learned quest is not about the answer.  It is about the question. The universal influence in August will present great strength in research and learning.  But the true blessing will be in the questions that challenge your vision of the terrestrial landscape.  As long as you are asking the right questions, your cannabis copilot will guide you to new angles and perspectives.  Thus, you will be able to see the problems and solutions from a different vantage point.  New information, new guidance, and possible new strategies will culminate from this inquiry. Please be careful stoner Sag.  All you need is within you and your current smoke circle.  This learned strategic adventure is not about new cannabis sources or human intel.  By the end of August, new appreciation will develop for your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.  Deeper bonds within the canna-fam will strengthen. Challenge yourself stoner Sag, progress is within you, as long as you ask the right questions.  No pressure. Tweet

Stoner Sagittarius July will be an expansive time period.  It will be as if the Centaurian Archer grew wings, and manifested themselves into a cosmic unicorn capable of flight. Stock your sacred smoke box with various cannabis strains.  Different situations will require different tools to enhance the cosmic mission of July.  Strains that assist deep contemplation.  Strains that enhance third eye vision of perspective.  Strains that boost energetic performance. Every sacred mission has a cannabis tool.  Think of your stash box as a treasure chest ready to supply any sacred strain for the right expedition.  Smokin Js online headshop now accepts Bitcoin and Ethereum. When I say ‘expansive’ stoner Sag, do not interpret only outwardly.  The second Summer month will contain adventures deep within as well as out on the terrestrial plane.   You are a master strategist, my bowed warrior.  Use the deep Indica species when the moment is right for a medicated meditative smoke session to delve deep within yourself.  And switch to the Sativa species when the time is right to toke up, and take on adventure, with your fellow cannabis companions. Do you have a go-bag stoner Sagittarius?  Be sure to keep your smoker’s travel kit ready to roll in July.  And don’t forget a camera!  The universal influence of July will push you to great heights of travel and adventure.  You don’t want to find that stellar secret smoke spot without your smoke, or the ability to document the grand event. In the final decade of the month, events may slow down.  The impetus of daily activity may switch from conquering grand vistas, to grinding out good green and great conversation with the smoke circle.  Guarded walls of the stoner Sagittarius’ emotional core will be broken down during this time.  Relax, take tokes of the marijuana smoke, and lean into the enjoyment of good company. What an amazing time to be a stoner Sag!  This month you will surely learn a lot about our great cosmic spaceship, Gaia.  But the true magic will be those moments you learn the most about you. Tweet