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Yara is here to tell you what happened, and Nathan is here to tell you that it's gonna be ok. The Auburn review has numbers, feelings, and all the level-headedness you've come to expect from us as a podcast, but not as people. We cut this thing open, and we're pretty sure that Run The Damn Ball, Bob would have saved this game.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

Fall is(n't) in the air, but we'll pretend for today. It's time for the Deep South's Oldest, and Dumbest Rivalry. The Auburn Tigers have a new boss, a new QB, and the same -- morally reprehensible -- defensive coordinator. Yara and Nathan are here to give you the context you need for the game, and the stats you need to understand it.  News Update - 4:16Qualitative Preview - 11:33Quantitative Preview - 29:44 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

It's hard to overestimate the degree to which Nathan made himself angry at Kirk Herbstreit during the recording of this episode. We almost had to do a cleansing meditation, but we've learned the lesson that Kirby taught us on Saturday: composure is just as important as fire, passion, and energy. We're here to marvel at a wonderful win, break down some numbers that you need to know, and get a few cheap shots in on everyone's favorite in the "most entitled fanbase" Oscar category.  News Update - 4:35Qualitative Review - 13:13Quantitative Review - 42:00 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

It's not just a game week, it's that kind of game week. We gotta have are minds right, our loins girded, and our heads on a swivel. The gang at CBC is here to help you do that with the stats, the stories, and the numbers (explained by Yara!) that you need for the upcoming collision between the Dawgs and the Tide. Sometimes, you gotta do one that is all business, and that's what we've aimed for on this one.   News Update - 4:19Qualitative Preview - 12:49Quantitative Preview - 39:08 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

Yara and Nathan are back today to review a game between the hedges where the numbers tell us a different story than our hearts. We're going back to our roots on this one. Yara is here to explain some stats, Nathan reveals his Eurotrash vendetta, and it's a split decision on whether or not Jared Curtis is a sleeper agent. Go Dawgs!  News Update - 3:54Qualitative Review - 18:29Quantitative Review - 43:14 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

Yara and Nathan are back to talk you through a game where UGA is a 24 pt. favorite. Undettered, we manage to break down the beef between the Dawgs and Jared Curtis, look at the season the 'Dores are currently in the midst of, and make a steak bet because Nathan can't eat elephant or dog. All of this and more await you in the Vandy Preview!   News Update - 1:04Qualitative Preview - 5:06Quantitative Review - 21:43 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

Listen, you've got pressing questions. What do we take from this weekend's game? How good is this Dawgs team, and how confused was John Mateer? We've got answers. And John Mateer was very confused. Yara and Nathan are here to break down the Oklahoma game.  News Update - 3:58 Qualitative Review - 11:26 Quantitative Review - 40:22 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

What happens when an immovable object is paired with an incredibly stoppable force? Brent Venables has dedicated this season of Oklahoma Sooners football to finding out. Yara is surprised this isn't a ranked matchup, Nathan has thoughts on what it means to have a ridiculous defense and an embarrassing offense, and CBC omens predict positive things in the Dawgs' future.  News Update - 3:27Qualitative Preview - 8:50Quantitative Preview - 16:02  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

This is sort of the "Sliding Doors" of UGA blowouts. If you're most fans, you see a comfortable win over an SEC opponent. Kirby Smart and Trey Scott, on the other hand, saw an opportunity for more practice. We see an opportunity for more content. So here we are, a day late and loaded for pig.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

Listen, this one is kind of a journey. Yara has number, Nathan is covering vibes, and we get off on a tangent trying to answer the question, "Did Kirby Smart do mushrooms at the 1998 Widespread Panic show in downtown?" Other important questions we try to answer include "What kind of Capricorn is Kirby Smart?" and "What's the current feral hog count across the Arkansas program?"  New Updates - 2:33Qualitative Preview - 10:12Quantitative Preview - 33:11 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

We're here less eulogize Big Red (what is dead may never die), and more to talk about what this game tells us about the rest of the season. Kirby wants you to believe that it can't tell you much, but we have questions.  News Update - 2:52Qualitative Review - 5:45Quantitative Review - 30:59 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

We're here to answer all your pressing questions about the Hilltoppers. Who are these guys? What is relevant about Bowling Green, Kentucky, and would Big Red have lathered himself in olive oil at one of Emperor Nero's parties? (He absolutely would have)  News Update - 3:45Qualitative Preview - 5:23Quantitative Preview - 21:43 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

Yara and Nathan are here to review an absolute scorcher of a game, in both the good and bad way. We'll be breaking down the qualitative and quantitative sides of the Dawgs romp of the Tigers, trying to figure out what we can take away from Saturday, and getting really excited about the tight end room. Highlights include:  News Update - 3:26Qualitative Review - 18:32Quantitative Review - 30:38 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

It's time to break down the Dawgs. In lieu of an hour about Tennessee State, we've moved the UGA preview here. Get ready for position by position breakdowns, waxing rhapsodic over the tight ends, and worries about Gunner Stockton's development.  News and Updates - 5:02 Georgia Season Preview - 16:32 Tennessee State Preview - 51:59   If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve

It's time to talk about 15 teams that we love to hate. It's the SEC Preview. Yara is #ready to work, CFB '27 is ruining Nathan's life, and we don't miss a chance to talk about our behateds.  2:17 - A Unified Philosophy of CBC 11:36 - Personal Updates 16:14 - The Big 5 42:57 - SEC Preview 45:13 - Alabama 50:29 - Arkansas 53:50 - Auburn 57:31 - Florida 1:00:23 - Kentucky 1:02:14 - LSU 1:05:48 - Mississippi State 1:10:26 - Oklahoma 1:12:29 - Mississippi 1:14:41 - South Carolina 1:18:22 - Tennessee 1:20:09 - Texas 1:24:56 - Vandy If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiasm adjacent. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - [email protected] Yell at us on BlueSky Chapel Bell Curve BlueSky - @ChapelBellCurve