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Reeah and Jem have a long hard think about what might have happened if Voldemort had repented for all of his evil deeds, and get distracted by trying to understand Nanny McPhee. Would Voldemort have survived his remorse? Does he deserve it? Would it have mattered anyway, or are we all just born what we are and can never really heal or change? A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com  Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/  Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/  Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Support us: Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Pod9n3Quarters?asc=u See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Reeah and Jem weigh up the pros and cons of living as a rat for twelve years. Is the high fertility rate, bad reputation and utter boredom all worth it to potentially become a homeowner living free from capitalism? A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com  Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/  Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/  Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Support us: Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Pod9n3Quarters?asc=u See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Reeah and Jem step through the veil and discuss one of the most important themes of the series. We debate the true nature of souls and the afterlife and wonder if the quest for immortality is worth it (or even really possible) before proposing an asexual reproductive cycle for phoenixes, struggling to remember where blood comes from and arguing about whether death is a guy or not. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Is Dumbledore daft or is he dangerous? In this episode, the sisters take one of the most morally grey characters in the series and try to paint him as either a hero or a villain. Jem argues that a good person is someone who tries to act for the greater good, and Reeah argues that it's bad to be a puppetmaster who manipulates children. Neither sister knows what a mugwump is (other than supreme). A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com  Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/  Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/  Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Support us: Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Pod9n3Quarters?asc=u See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Reeah, Jem, and special guest Josh are precocious young academics just trying to get good marks during their years at Hogwarts. Surely attending school in the same years as Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived won't be too distracting for them... right? A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com  Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/  Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/  Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Support us: Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Pod9n3Quarters?asc=u See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

April Fools listeners! On this momentous day, Reeah and Jem play the roles of the greatest fools of all (average citizens of the wizarding world) and set their feeble minds to the task of figuring out if Voldemort really is back, or if there is something far more sinister going on... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Reeah and Jem, two people who know even less about the economy than they do about sport, attempt to explain how money works in the wizarding world. Why can't wizards solve their money problems with magic? Do the goblins control the economy, or do they just work at the bank? Why are the coins whimsical rather than functional? The answers to these questions (and many more) cannot be found in this episode, but we sure do talk about them for a truly unreasonable amount of time. This episode also includes a short discussion of antisemitism in relation to the portrayal of goblins in the series. Here's the link to the reddit post that Reeah used to figure out the real value of items in the series:  https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/43qv9c/lets_talk_wizard_money_a_look_through_everything/ A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com  Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/  Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/  Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Support us: Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Pod9n3Quarters?asc=u See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Reeah and Jem finally talk about Quidditch and forget to mention that the game was named after 'Queerditch Marsh' the presumed birthplace of all gays. Reeah thinks it's good to have a nonsense game and Jem creates her own wizarding sport to rival Quidditch's popularity. A link to Frodor, who obviously cares more about Quidditch than us and actually made a good defence for it: https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/3zni7t/discussion_is_quidditch_a_flawed_game/ A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com  Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/  Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/  Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Support us: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/podcastnineandthreequarters Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Pod9n3Quarters?asc=u See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Things get very heated in this (probably) final Sink or Float episode! Listen as Reeah and Jem get more and more furious with each other as they argue over whether the Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley ship should sink or stay afloat. Reeah presents several great arguments that Jem tries (and fails) to straw man into incoherence, and who cares what Jem has to say. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com  Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/  Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/  Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Support us: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/podcastnineandthreequarters Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Pod9n3Quarters?asc=u See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Reeah and Jem attempt to answer some troubling philosophical questions, including: What is the difference between sentience and consciousness? How can an artificial mind achieve self-awareness? Is it really possible to know if the people or portraits around us are actually conscious? Does it even matter? And, most importantly, what would it take to make Snape's portrait literally go f**k itself? A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com  Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/  Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/  Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Support us: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/podcastnineandthreequarters Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Pod9n3Quarters?asc=u See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Reeah and Jem forgo their usual Potter Predictions to instead reflect on Harry Potter as a franchise and a fandom, unpack how they are feeling in 2022 and decide what they want the legacy of the podcast to be. Also, Reeah has completely unavoidable and 100% necessary technical issues with her laptop. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com  Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/  Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/  Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Support us: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/podcastnineandthreequarters Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Pod9n3Quarters?asc=u See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's the Holiday season! Reeah and Jem are back on their b******t: mis-remembering The Polar Express and arguing about if Santa is a whily wizard or an eldritch horror. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: [email protected]  Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com  Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarters/  Facebook: www.facebook.com/PodcastNineAndThreeQuarters/  Twitter: Jem - @Jem_JustJem and Reeah - @SmashMouthReeah Support us: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/podcastnineandthreequarters Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Pod9n3Quarters?asc=u See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.