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THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob is sick and flying solo, but the madness of the JoeSixPack season marches on at an intense pace. Best week of the season so far! Hiro is becoming a little ham on camera as his father reluctantly marches him towards his future in the content mines. Enjoy!

THIS WEEK ON THE POD... Pete sneaks on for his first, albeit brief, appearance on the J6Pod to discuss his big win while walking home. I'm sure he wasn't the only New Yorker recording a podcast while walking home at that moment. Bob tries not to gloat TOO much about his 4-0 start and Hiro mimes his fathers hand motions while spinning the wheel!

THIS WEEK ON THE POD... Bob is thankfully not alone this week as Andrew and Matt both join for a wonderful discussion of high performers, low performers, and a variety of different types of beatings! Fun!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Bob finally isn't alone anymore! Lou joins to discuss the rivetting games of the Round 1 of playoffs while also lamenting the falling of the Zelli Dynasty after his own father savagely spoiled his son's playoff birth and stripped the Zellis of a single playoff spot. We also discuss the coming heavy hitter matchups of Bob vs. Jason and Seth vs. Matt as the road to the JSP Championship rolls on! Also Louie looks like a vagrant the whole time and it is very amusing. Also Also.... I hate my old laptop and apologize for the poor connection and screenshare quality I had throughout.

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Andrew joins Bob finally after 4 weeks of ducking him to discuss his season up until this point as well as the enjoyment we're getting from watching the Zellis be only so-so through the first quarter of the season for once. Also Bob tells of his follies in mountain biking and his fear of Jason's team. ALSO we do the Weekly Challenge live! It's another boring pick sadly, but at least we're getting them off the board early!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Join Louie and Lizzie as they broadcast live from sunny Waikiki, Hawaii, diving into the highs and lows of Week 3 in the JoeSixPack League. From top scorers to unexpected upsets, they break down each game with humor and insight. As they savor local delights, they also preview the exciting matchups for Week 4, sharing predictions and playful banter. Tune in for a fun-filled episode that blends fantasy football with a touch of Hawaiian spirit. Aloha! (Summary created by AI because Bob is lazy/busy this week)

What's it going to be for Week 4????

THIS WEEK ON THE POD... Bob and Lou discuss Weeks 2 and 3, their similar journeys of frustration in AI Art, Lou gets roasted by his daughter for not getting the laundry, and we discuss why the Zelli's are a combined 1-5 to start the season while Bob is 2-0. Also I'm playing around more with Riverside, so there's semi-video with captions this week. Enjoy! Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Week 2 Recap 02:41 Fantasy Team Performances and Player Highlights 05:30 Injury Updates and Player Strategies 08:00 AI Art and Fantasy Football Connections 10:48 Player Performances and Team Dynamics 13:35 Matchup Analysis and Predictions 17:15 Team Standings and Future Outlook 19:49 The Steal of the Season 20:53 Game of the Week Insights 23:37 Matchup Analysis for Week Three 24:27 Key Player Performances 27:04 Toilet Bowl Predictions 29:47 Zellies Showdown 31:28 The Big Matchup: Duck vs. Seth 34:07 Final Thoughts and Predictions 36:21 Introduction and Preseason Reflections 36:30 Draft Strategies and Team Evaluations

What will the Challenge be this week!?!?!?!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... JoeSixPack is back baby! Bob, Lou, and Matt delve into the draft strategies and player selections that may define this season. From Bob's bold move to merge his team from last year with Lou's (Hi Ja'Marr!), to Lou's addiction to rookie RBs, to Pete's uhhhh.... interesting draft strategy... we break down the decisions that could shape the league's battlefield. Listen in as we discuss the high-stakes bidding wars, the unexpected steals, and the strategic plays that have set the stage for an exciting season ahead. We also spend some time on Week 1 and 2.... but it's mostly about the draft.

We select the challenge for Week 2 by spinning the Wheel-o-Challenge!!! This is a video so there's really not much point to listening to this as an audio podcast, just FYI Editors Note: JASON was the winner of last week's challenge and he'll get paid soon.

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Come join Matt and Lou in Bob's new totally real and not AI generated, high tech studio.... (Not Really) Sponsored by Riverside Podcasting! We discuss all of the heartbreaking villainy enacted by the Lou Zelli Cartel this past week and also how Andrew and Jason can stop their reign of Fantasy Terror in its tracks! A new Suno Song is still coming. I'm having trouble getting it to replicate a good Santa voice though. We'll see if I get it out before Christmas.

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... JOE SIX PACK... ASSEMBLLLLLLLLE! The KoP JSP boys assemble in the Zelli batcave for a special JSP Playoff Summit to discuss and shit talk. AND MATT JOINS! Listen to this.... the first podcast done in Riverside. It's.... fine, as editing software. But none of you care anyway.

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Andrew, Louie, and John join Bob to discuss all of the playoff implications heading into the final week of the regular season. The only two big name contenders missing are Jason and Shaun... and well... they can kind of screw off. If they lose, they know it was because they failed to join the podcast! There's also another song coming, I swear... it's just... delayed by life. It'll come soon though, I swear!

THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Abandoned by Lou and Andrew after temperatures and tempers flared during threeway trade negotiations this week, Bob must press on with the Pod! He's joined this week by the Winningest Zelli in 2024 season: Johnny! Later there's your standard guerilla call in by Pete, but with the surprise addition of Kevin making his 2024 podcast debut! And speaking of debuts, JSP AI Productions gives us that sweet taste of the newest hotness on the block with the boy band "The Bad Beat Boys" and their hit new single "Bob Wanted That Trade (Threeway Fantasy)". I'll admit I'm pretty proud of this one considering I fully wrote the lyrics and did a fairly decent job of mimicing 90's/2000's boy band song structure. And then Suno just crushed it again. Anyway, there's the primary version in the beginning and then a B track version at the end... ENJOY! Intro/Track A/Prime version: ⁠Bob Wanted That Trade (Threeway Fantasy)⁠ Outro/Track B version: ⁠Bob Wanted That Trade (Threeway Fantasy)⁠ -- Lyrics -- [Verse - Bobby, Louis & Drew] Well hello there boys, I know this might sound wild Bobby's got this need for trading - threeway style While I yearn for the burn of your fire receivers, Louis (Ohhhh Really?) I know alone I can't unlock their fury (You'd need some help?) well the news is I know who's appendage is raised by my RBs, well Drew's is (BOING) [Verse - Louis, Bobby] Well at first I thought I'd keep my rock hard roster steady (So Committed) But your package has me wondering if it's playoff ready (It's So Big) Bobby's eyes look at my receivers with that hot desire (Oooooooo Ja'Marr) It's making my heart skip, ohhh I think we should hurry and retire (MMM HMMM) Maybe we should get in bed with him Drew, then threeway conspire (Let's do it!) [Chorus - All] We’re trading our hearts in Joe Six Pack Three minds aligned we can't turn back For this fantasy you've gotta make your move To join this threeway our hearts must approve One thing we know to be no ruse, Bob wanted that trade. (Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo) [Verse - Drew, Bobby & Louis] You're both convincing me, I'm considering getting risky (YES OH YES) This threeway seduction is making my players frisky (YES COME TO US) That workhorse stud Kyren makes my pants grow so tight (YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT) But your combined enthusiasm makes me worry, I just might (WE'D NEVER HURT YOU) Fear what will happen to me when we turn out the lights (NO NO COME BACK, DREW!) [Chorus - All] Are we trading our hearts in Joe Six Pack? Three minds once aligned, but Drew's turning his back For this fantasy you've gotta make your move To join this threeway all hearts must approve One thing we know to be no ruse, Bob wanted that trade. (Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo) [Bridge - Bobby] I need this trade, without Godwin, now more than ever My team depends on this Godly threeway endeavor I'll even kick in Aubrey, Drew, if you'll let us have this sexy thrill Why can't you just accept our offer of love slurry fill? Don't c**k block us now, Drew, when we're edging on the kill [Chorus - All] We were trading hearts in Joe Six Pack But one mind resigned, we can't talk him back For this fantasy Drew's gonna block your move To join this threeway Drew's heart won't approve One thing we know to be no ruse, Bob REALLY wanted that trade. (Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo no no no no) [Outro - Bobby] Damn you Drew, I was so close to finishing too!