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Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang state the facts, plain and simple, about Voyager's "Ex Post Facto!" They judge Tom Paris' kissing, wonder if Big Bird is on acid, and absolutely lose it over the thought of canine mind melds. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang get whispering all about Deep Space Nine's "Distant Voices!" They cover surprise parties, old age make-up, stage falls, tennis jokes, and Rob lets us know what each of us represent inside his brain. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang peer in DS9's "Eye of the Needle!" Rob wants to dress wormhole aliens, Cameron has pajama notes, Bobi names one of her body parts, and Marcy has thoughts on Harry Holes. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang marvel at Deep Space 9's "Visionary!" Rob peeks into the future, Cameron loves the O'Brien bromance, Bobi muses how Picard would've handled this, and John images this episode with Keiko in it. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang get up inside Voyager's "The Cloud's" guts! We discuss Inner Space, prison wallets, the best animals, and how Tom Paris might be able to power all of Voyager. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang are feeling charitable as they discuss Deep Space Nine's "Prophet Motive." We discuss Self Sealing Stem Bolts, Space Chekhovs, singing bags, and sympathize with Kai Winn. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang wonder if they have the (stolen) guts to watch Voyager's "Phage!" We cover annoying bad-asses, Janeway eyerolls, jumping spiders, holo-lungs, and toys we'd kill for! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang misinterpret the signals Deep Space Nine's "Destiny" tries to give them. They discuss hot Cardassians, go on Vole Watch, and fangirl out over a huge guest star! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang repeat their feelings about Voyager's "Time and Again" over and over...and over. Rob spoils himself, Marcy is on hair watch, Cameron lives his nerdy Goodfellas dream, and all Bobi gets is plot. Plus Arnie makes an appearance! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang stand around in one place to declare their love for Deep Space Nine's "Heart of Stone." John would shoot his own foot, Bobi secretly orders sympathetic vibrations, Rob comes up with a drinking game, and Cameron thinks the writers are sticking it to the fans. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The game jump into their new 7 of 9 minute format faster than the Voyager runs into a space/time anomaly! Bobi's teacher mode kicks in regarding brain anatomy, Rob pictures people he meets getting murdered, Cameron explores an old video store, and Marcy mind melds with Bobi! Plus a new musical number from Daniel from Polyamateur Hour! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Jesse Bailey subs in for Bobi as the gang makes like Vedick Bareil and loses their mind discussing "Life Support!" Cameron looks for zombie grandmas, John has some fashion notes for Jake, Jesse wonders where he's seen those scrubs before, and Rob knows who died. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang gets sucked off to the Delta Quadrant to finally watch Star Trek: Voyager! We're in awe of Janeway's hair coifing abilities, wonder about Tom Paris' culinary tastes, and speculate on the Doctor's Genie Lamp. Cameron is on boob watch, Rob is finally funny again, Bobi can't stop eating deviled eggs, and Marcy recognizes the guy from Willow! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang c**k their shotguns and adjust their hats to discuss Deep Space Nine's "Past Tense pt 2!" Rob goes on the Universal backlot tour (in real life and in the episode), Bobi wins the best costume description award, Cameron has some Erroll Flynn facts, and John shares the best Loony Tunes character impression ever! Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang travel back in time...to 2024 to watch "Past Tense pt 1!" We discuss tribal tattoos, Dick Miller, Trek slang, and future Portland! Engage!