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Hey HBs! We're back with part 2 of ZOMROMCOM by Olivia Dade with Mel and Frances! We start with a horny bite and go all the way to saving the day! Lady Loves: Frances: Those ambiance videos on youtube! Whether it's a rainy day, or a crackling fire, they elevate any situation! Mel: My yard time. There's nothing like getting out on a brisk fall day and moving my body! Finally, if you haven't yet, GO VOTE TODAY!!!!!! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey HBs! Frances is back to recap ZOMROMCOM by Olivia Dade! It's her entry for Z in a reading challenge and it's her "Behoodied Figure" entry for the Reading Embrace! This book is so good. Bonus Content: mole-holes and Mel-holes, pagan goat pants and sheepskin thongs, he's secretly obsessed with her, horny bites, and so much more! Also, if you haven't yet, GO VOTE ON TUESDAY!!!!!! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey HBs! Mel's here to tell Sabrina all about her newest obsession: Elle Thorpe's dark, why choose romance. Bikers! Sex clubs! Murder! Human trafficking! Split personalities! ALL. THE. SPICE. She's read at least 4 of these three book series and there's no end in sight. This is the Saint View Psychos featuring Bliss, War, Vincent/Scythe, and Nash. Get stoked!

Hey HBs! Frances and Mel are back to recap part 2 of ONLY ONE COFFIN by AJ Truman! When our episode ended yesterday, Kilroy had just started reminding Magnus of how much fun he can have with everything that comes with vampirism, from surfing volcano rims to sledding while blindfolded. Now they just have to get over that little misunderstanding and fully grasp that both of them wanted Kilroy to touch Magnus’s dick during that volcano surfing lesson. Bonus Content: necessary quantities of Oreos, ping pong pinball sex, self-lubricating buttholes, Hawaiian volcano facts, HOW TO FAKE IT IN SOCIETY by KJ Charles, and so much more! Lady Loves: Frances: Brewhilda the Halloween Witch Plushie that plays a song when hit the button on her palm. The song is "brew a little potion with me." Adorable. Mel: Is something in your routine feeling flat? Try a slight variation! Just (accidentally) switching from one wavy hair shampoo/conditioner combo to another totally changed the game! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey HBs! Frances is here with Mel to recap part 1 of ONLY ONE COFFIN by AJ Truman! What a delightful MM vampire novella with THE BEST LORE. Seriously. Everyone needs to study AJ Truman's vampire architecture and base all future works around it. Bonus Content: PowerPoint parties, the Game of Roses podcast, shrinking luggage, natural bisexuality, and so much more! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey HBs! Here's part 2 of Sabrina's recap of PROJECT DUCHESS by Sabrina Jeffries! We get more intrigue!!! Lady Loves: Sabrina: The 13th Gate Haunted House! It's a bananas experience and you might twist your ankle fleeing, but it'll be worth it! Mel: Learning to do a treble bobble stitch (or nipple, if you're feisty) on podcast! Make sure to sign up ASAP! EVERYONE who signs up to our giveaway wins a FREE spicy toy or gift card for toys from Bellesa Boutique! https://bbvibes.com/bosoms This Friday on PATREON, Sabrina is telling Mel all about A PERFECT MATCH by Sabrina Jeffries, the novella between Project Duchess and book 2! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey HBs! Here's Sabrina's recap of PROJECT DUCHESS by Sabrina Jeffries! Plus, all the crochet axolotls, the brutal ambivalence of the ocean, mosasaurs, murder robes, and so much more! Make sure to sign up ASAP! EVERYONE who signs up to our giveaway wins a FREE spicy toy or gift card for toys from Bellesa Boutique! https://bbvibes.com/bosoms This Friday on PATREON, Sabrina is telling Mel all about A PERFECT MATCH by Sabrina Jeffries, the novella between Project Duchess and book 2! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey HBs! Sorry for the delay! Everything is nuts over here. But! Michael can look up now, which is a shockingly large relief and help. Anyway, we decided we had to share the nitty gritty of what's going on with us with our besties. We need you to take care of yourselves, though, so here are some content warnings, I'm hoping I haven't overlooked anything: We've got the death of Mel's step-dad, which we talk about in some detail. We've got Sabrina's Level THREE Rat Infestation. We've got Michael's retinal detachment and recent eyeball surgery. We laugh, we cry, we try to keep it together. Most of all, we love you.

We're back with part 2 of TAKEN BY THE HUNTER by Lynnea Lee! When our episode ended yesterday, Connie and Jorg’k were still stuck together via the mating bond and some sexiness ensued! Lady Loves: Sabrina: a crazy antiquing hall! Beautiful gas lamp and a HAND CRANK SEWING MACHINE! It's gorgeous. Mel: trauma hobbies! Wow, crocheting has come in handy this week! Don't forget: EVERYONE who signs up to our giveaway wins a FREE spicy toy or gift card for toys from Bellesa Boutique! https://bbvibes.com/bosoms This Friday on PATREON, Mel and Sabrina chat all about the life happenings that are throwing a wrench in every works over here at HBHQ. It's a bit of a doozy, so check the content warnings. Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey HBs! This week is supposed to be our Podiversary episode, but yikes that wasn't going to happen with all the b******t. And then Sabrina was confronted with b******t! (More on all of that this Friday.) So, we decided to call an audible and do some Quickies. But, as usual, Mel did less Quickie and more... full episode. Whoops? Here's part 1 of Mel's recap of TAKEN BY THE HUNTER by Lynnea Lee. Plus, hippo maneuvers, dick alien skeleton boys, sexy little wiggle worms, Mel flails, and so much more. Don't forget: EVERYONE who signs up to our giveaway wins a FREE spicy toy or gift card for toys from Bellesa Boutique! https://bbvibes.com/bosoms This Friday on PATREON, Mel and Sabrina chat all about the life happenings that are throwing a wrench in every works over here at HBHQ. It's a bit of a doozy, so check the content warnings. Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey y'all! Ok heyyyyy! We sat down to record I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROM-COM by Kimberly Lemming and the universe wasn't gonna let it happen. So, we figured we'd give you the banter and then a little peek behind the curtain. I cut a cool 30 minutes of us testing, problem solving, flailing, pumping each other up, (and all the boring bits too) but streamlined the rest to help you put yourselves behind the microphone. Really let you get a FEEL for these abandoned evening recording sessions. Bonus Content: silicone straw attacks, the voice of god, Yawnpocalypse, and so much more! FYI - we posted a video of Yawnpocalypse as a sneak peek last week on Patreon, so that's why it might sound familiar. Content warning: boy did I end up going on that same aborted yawn journey while editing as well, so BEWARE while listening!

Hey HBs, we're back for part 2 of ARTEK by Honey Phillips! Lady Loves: Mel: cross apply some skills to get yourself out of a dinner rut! Mel mixed things up by using her leftover rotisserie chicken in a pot pie instead of making soup again and she nailed it! Sabrina: pick up that old hobby you forgot about! Sabrina loves having her nails done and wow did she dig out a box of all her nail supplies. So fun and fancy! Don't forget: EVERYONE who signs up to our giveaway wins a FREE spicy toy or gift card for toys from Bellesa Boutique! https://bbvibes.com/bosoms This Friday on PATREON, Mel and Sabrina try to record an episode, are sabotaged by the universe, experience a Yawnpocalypse, and then SALVAGE THE WHOLE THING for your listening pleasure! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

HBs! We're here with a rerelease of ARTEK by Honey Phillips! It manages to be both Western Times and alien, which is hard to pull off. This slice-of-life Seven Brides for Seven Brothers retelling was a romp from beginning to end! Bonus Content: Sabrina's Libby nemesis is still abusing her with book 2 of the Spymaster series, Mel can't remember alien names, NIMBYs try to ruin everything again (but fail!), we need this to be a smutty animated series, and so much more! Don't forget: EVERYONE who signs up to our giveaway wins a FREE spicy toy or gift card for toys from Bellesa Boutique! https://bbvibes.com/bosoms This Friday on PATREON, Mel and Sabrina try to record an episode, are sabotaged by the universe, experience a Yawnpocalypse, and then SALVAGE THE WHOLE THING for your listening pleasure! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey HBs! I hope you're excited for more Xarc'n Hunters! Sabrina tells us about the prequel, PURSUED BY THE HUNTER, and then Mel talks about book 2, WANTED BY THE HUNTER! Lynnea Lee delivered in both! Plus, tiny home agrihoods!

Hey HBs! We're back for part 2 of CLAIMED BY THE HUNTER by Lynnea Lee! When we left you yesterday, Alice had just been carried into Raj'k's ship and he had introduced her to the decontamination unit... naked. And she sniffed him! Bonus Content: tiny home agrihoods, apocalypse partners, unrelatable Costco content, and so much more! Lady Loves: Mel: my local Buy Nothing group and FB Marketplace have been wonderful to me lately! So much garden goodies and helping each other out while avoiding sending good stuff to the landfills! You'd be shocked how much a single Prius can hold. Sabrina: keyboard nipples! Wasn't sure they were even a thing anymore, but Lenovo hasn't abandoned them and it's so happymaking! This Friday on PATREON, Mel is telling Sabrina all about book 2 in this series WANTED BY THE HUNTER by Lynnea Lee! Next week we'll be back with I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROM-COM by Kimberly Lemming! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior  Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.