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On the 12th week of Maasmas my true love gave to me: 12 saved children, 11 sunball teams, 10 gold for a photo, 9 Snake Governess guards, an 8-pointed scar, 7 ancient gates, 6 horn seekers, ALL THE SLAUGHTERED WOLVES, 4 dancing besties, 3 fae himbos, Houses made of 2, and a JUST-finished trilogy! Hey y'all! The gals are here to recap chapters 18-24 of House of Sky and Breath! And they go even harder on the nonsensical nicknames.

Hey HBs! It's time to cross the finish line of THE GIRL WITH THE STARS IN HER EYES by Xio Axelrod. Toni is starting to mesh with and carve out her role in the band, Seb is remining himself of his no-fraternization clause constantly, and Kandy is ready to make some waves! Y'all, this childhood best-friends to lovers set in the soundscape of an all-girl rock band, frankly, rocked our world. Bonus Content: Sabrina has been ORGANIZING HER LIFE and will not be accepting questions, we're so glad we're not famous, what are x's and o's, the gals aren't DP Sherlock Holmses, WE WANT A SAPPHIC SECOND CHANCE ROMANCE IN THIS SERIES, and so much more! Lady Loves: Sabrina: Make the effort for long-distance pals! Sabrina's friends are throwing her a 30th S-themed birthday party and she's taking her shrimp costume for a weekend trip out of state to celebrate with them! Mel: go buck wild and throw a grown up lady sleepover! While her family is across the world on a trip, Mel's hosting a few friends for a weekend slumber party! Ahhhhh! Make sure to check out Mel's new podcast Bonkers Romance!  Subscribe! Rate! Review! Tell all your friends :) Get more content on PATREON!! Sign up for our Newsletter!  MERCH! Teepublic, Chicaloo Kate, Redbubble Instagram: @heavingbosoms Twitter: @heaving_bosoms

On the 11th week of Maasmas my true love gave to me: 11 sunball teams, 10 gold for a photo, 9 Snake Governess guards, an 8-pointed scar, 7 ancient gates, 6 horn seekers, ALL THE SLAUGHTERED WOLVES, 4 dancing besties, 3 fae himbos, Houses made of 2, and a JUST-finished trilogy!!!! HBs! We're here with House of Earth and Blood chapters 12-17! Mel's a mess, Sabrina starts a living document, and Bryce might do #cousinstuff!

Hey HBs! We planned this as a two-parter because we knew we would need to obsess over every detail AND WE WERE RIGHT. We're recapping THE GIRL WITH STARS IN HER EYES by Xio Axelrod! It's a second chance, childhood-best-friends-to-lovers romance set in the music industry and ehrmegerd we're hooked. Bonus Content: Mel's entire personality is gardening, this book has so much TEXTURE, you can hear the music and smell the smells and feel ALL the feels, Mel's rogue tampon, the blissful city of Tamtopia, and so much more! Lady Loves Sabrina: Go to the doctor! Sometimes you might think you know what's wrong, but it turns out a medical professional might know better. But also, get a second and third opinion if a doctor isn't listening to you. Mel: @microflowerfarm on IG! Even if you don't care about flower farming, it's such a BEAUTIFUL account! Make sure to check out Mel's new podcast Bonkers Romance!  Subscribe! Rate! Review! Tell all your friends :) Get more content on PATREON!! Sign up for our Newsletter!  MERCH! Teepublic, Chicaloo Kate, Redbubble Instagram: @heavingbosoms Twitter: @heaving_bosoms

On the 10th week of Maasmas my true love gave to me: 10 gold for a photo, 9 Snake Governess guards, an 8-pointed scar, 7 ancient gates, 6 horn seekers, ALL THE SLAUGHTERED WOLVES, 4 dancing besties, 3 fae himbos, Houses made of 2, and a JUST-finished trilogy!!!! Hey HBs! We're here with House of Sky and Breath: chapters 1-11!! Bryce got herself a chastity belt, Ruhn is totally ok with his fiancée's indifference to him, and Mel and Sabrina are creatively clothed. It's a great time!

Hey HBs! It's time to get our hockey on with HARD HITTER by Sarina Bowen! It's a massage, it's a yoga, it's a crime thriller! Ari and Patrick are so swoony! CW for discussions of past domestic abuse. Bonus Content: Sabrina (on record as NOT a re-reader) has read this book 3 times, Mel has been cut off by Hoopla, the gals both need massages badly, Mel learns what "uppers" actually are (yikes), dicks in coffee makers, and so much more! Lady Loves: Sabrina - rereading! Sometimes it's so so so good! Mel - the newest season of The Bachelor with Joey! It seems like the franchise has new producers who don't want to ruin the lives of all the contestants! Make sure to check out Mel's new podcast Bonkers Romance!  Subscribe! Rate! Review! Tell all your friends :) Get more content on PATREON!! Sign up for our Newsletter!  MERCH! Teepublic, Chicaloo Kate, Redbubble Instagram: @heavingbosoms Twitter: @heaving_bosoms

On the 9th week of Maasmas my true love gave to me: 9 Snake Governess guards, an 8-pointed scar, 7 ancient gates, 6 horn seekers, ALL THE SLAUGHTERED WOLVES, 4 dancing besties, 3 fae himbos, Houses made of 2, and a JUST-finished trilogy!!!! In this episode we pick up right after Bryce has closed the Heart Gate and we don't stop until Crescent City, and everyone in it, are changed forever! Then we treat you to our theories and predictions!

Hey HBs! Mel and Sabrina are back with HIS PRETEND BABY by Theodora Taylor! Nyla and Go are imperfectly perfect for each other and it was SO SWOONY! Self love, acceptance, and hot hot s*x are huge themes in this book and we couldn't get enough. Bonus Content: Mel has a dick on her phone and both gals only share VERY begrudgingly. Lady Loves: Sabrina: Find yourself a local community. Having someone who would come over to make sure she was ok after a concussion was an amazing experience. Mel: the soundtrack to the movie Ugly Dolls. Especially "Broken & Beautiful." Remember, you're beautiful in your brokenness! Make sure to check out Mel's new podcast Bonkers Romance!  Subscribe! Rate! Review! Tell all your friends :) Get more content on PATREON!! Sign up for our Newsletter!  MERCH! Teepublic, Chicaloo Kate, Redbubble Instagram: @heavingbosoms Twitter: @heaving_bosoms

On the 8th week of Maasmas my true love gave to me: an 8-pointed scar, 7 Ancient gates, 6 Horn Seekers, ALL THE SLAUGHTERED WOLVES, 4 Dancing Besties, 3 Fae Himbos, Houses Hade of 2, and an Unfinished Trilogy... Hey y'all! When last we left Hunt, he was back in Sandriel's clutches and attending the Summit. Now we're checking in with Bryce as she sad-girls hard and researches emancipation options even harder. UNTIL... someone enters the library without permission. In this episode, the Big Bad becomes clear, questions are answered, Lehaba's friends are behind her and she is not afraid, Bryce gets some vengeance and vacuums up a mess, the streets are under attack, Hunt is liberated and storming, and Bryce SHEDS SOME SERIOUS LIGHT. IT'S ALLLLLLL HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!

Hey HBs! It's chaotic over here. Mel's drunk, Sabrina's an ADHD, and birds are locking people out of their cars. Also, Bobby De Niro is here! In this episode we recap a 5 Star Review Bribe MOVIE: the 2007 film Stardust starring Claire Danes, Daredevil, and Not-Goldie-Hawn. This road trip romance is a romp that everyone needs to see! Bonus Content: did Mel incept Sabrina to DIY renovate her house or is she just turning 30?, is this a perfect movie? Everyone is in it!, this whole movie/book was inspired by a fever dream about Mark Williams being a goat man, Sabrina didn't recognize Henry Cavill but would bang Sienna Miller like a pinkie toe, and so much more! Lady Loves: Love Your Home! Sabrina: Are you happy with your space? You can probably make small changes that make a huge difference. Or buy a new bedframe! Mel: Get that estimate! Something that seems impossible might be perfectly within your reach with professional help. Just find out so you have all the data! Make sure to check out Mel's new podcast Bonkers Romance!  Subscribe! Rate! Review! Tell all your friends :) Get more content on PATREON!! Sign up for our Newsletter!  MERCH! Teepublic, Chicaloo Kate, Redbubble Instagram: @heavingbosoms Twitter: @heaving_bosoms

On the 7th week of Maasmas my true love gave to me: 7 Ancient gates, 6 Horn Seekers, ALL THE SLAUGHTERED WOLVES, 4 Dancing Besties, 3 Fae Himbos, Houses Hade of 2, and an Unfinished Trilogy... HBs, I hope you have your emotional support accoutrement, because Sarah J Maas is NOT playing around! We're here for the start of part 4 of House of Earth and Blood, which will be covered in 3 total episodes. In these chapters, we find out Hunt's fate, nobody will let Bryce fall on her sword (how dare!), and rich people have a pageant. Bonus Content: we were SUCH Sherlock Holmses!, Jesiba is the resident Edge Lord, and Sabrina reveals her ultimate eternal punishment.

Hey HBs! We're here recapping THE MASTER by Kresley Cole! It was formerly a Patreon-only episode, but we're doing something we basically never do and releasing it wide. We originally recapped The Professional and then finished the series on Patreon. This episode was supposed to be a recap of both The Master and The Player, but we loved the books so much we had to give them their own episodes. Bonus Content: Did Mel incept Sabrina with Lady DIY Instagram or is she just turning 30?, chastity in BDSM romance, where's the CBT in romance?, and so much more! Make sure to check out Mel's new podcast Bonkers Romance!  Subscribe! Rate! Review! Tell all your friends :) Get more content on PATREON!! Sign up for our Newsletter!  MERCH! Teepublic, Chicaloo Kate, Redbubble Instagram: @heavingbosoms Twitter: @heaving_bosoms