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The Hake Report

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Date created
2017/11/17
Latest episode
2026/02/03
Average duration
115 min.
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2 days

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James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it! thehakereport.substack.com

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A Man with Anger | Tue 2-3-26
2026/02/03
Sean Grayson deserve 20 years? FE: curved water? 1870s black inventions. Is a 13yo innocent? The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 3, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:02:57) News, IQ vs disciplined mind (0:06:59) Hey, guys! (0:09:15) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL, Rashad Richey, Sean Grayson, Chauvin, Taxes, education (0:16:59) D: perpetual 14yo mind (0:18:18) D: Epstein didn’t himself? L.A. Fires… gas prices (0:22:47) 📞 ROBERT, KS: FE (0:32:55) R 💬 Supers, fallen angels, slaves of a sort (0:36:44) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Never tell a woman (design) (0:39:00) A: That call with Brian, STL, LOOONG convo, “execution” (0:41:42) A: Taxes, “democracy,” “our children,” MAID coming, no FE (0:45:13) 📞 RYAN, IL: Sonya Massey; George Floyd case overboard on Chauvin (0:48:54) R: Public school teachers with students (0:50:10) R: Black History, toilet improvements, 1870s, black inventions (0:54:08) R: What we do? Elected Trump! (1:00:33) R: Leaders and suckers are both to blame… (1:02:13) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Vaush. Sean Grayson incident vs black cops (1:13:14) 💬 Supers from YT (1:16:17) 💬 Coffee: Cameo (1:18:03) 💬 BasedAF 🎥 Coo-al four suns and moons, RuNews (1:20:30) 💬 Popcorn: Nationalize elections? R party? (1:28:01) Anchor Baby soon (1:28:41) 💬 Super: Rumble Rant: Africa, X Live chat… (1:30:21) 📞 KEN, IL: Ladies taking advantage of kindness, feeding a monster (1:34:18) K: No NFL, NBA, Hollywood, TV, Cable… Billie Eilish, Entertainers (1:38:57) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Marines, Bougie C—, Name-calling (1:47:14) 💬 Coffees: Cesar (1:49:53) 💬 Popcorn: Clear up child blame in adult incident? (1:52:14) 💬 Coffee: CBILL, open borders (1:52:28) 📞 RONNIE, OH: BHM: James Madison (1:54:06) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/3/hake-tue-2-3-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/3/jlp-tue-2-3-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Don't Hate Your Home | Mon 2-2-26
2026/02/02
Hating home… RIP H. K. Edgerton… FE gets dunked-on… Don Lemon and terrorized church people… Segregation: Is it about character? The Hake Report, Monday, February 2, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:06) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:05:37) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Anime resentment stories (0:11:10) 📞 MEADE, Richmond, VA: RIP HK Edgarton; Commiewealth of VA, CA (0:21:43) 📞 ALEX, CA: Epstein Report, half-truths (0:28:37) 💬 Supers 1: FE IG debunked? Lasers bend, atmospheric refraction (0:34:05) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: FE r—d; Church terror, Don Lemon; China (0:39:41) W III: Warm weather brings bodies; “Migrants”; Epstein; FE, gravity, water (0:46:47) W III: Riots, L.A.; Karen Bass, radical; Black Panthers (0:50:52) 💬 Greggatron sings JLP (0:53:48) 💬 Mike coffees… (0:56:00) 💬 Anthony on FE (0:59:12) 💬 Popcorn on Don Lemon federal charges (1:05:06) 💬 Popcorn: segregation and individuality, character and race (1:09:59) 📞 ART, OH: Character, neighbors, schools, people’s culture, local freedom (1:15:58) ART: Rob in NorCal, one-trick pony? FE, NASA, photographs of globe earth (1:18:10) ART: Civil Rights for Churches, Don Lemon; Fraud hurting black Americans (1:25:52) ART: Pookie Doo, fat best friend, kicked my bus seat, bro died, not the same… people at the bottom in competition with immigrants… (1:31:05) 📞 MARK, L.A.: black contribution vs cost. Right-wingers don’t harass! (1:33:00) M: Spain amnesty for 500K illegal migrants; Europe; Left-wing threats (1:39:50) M: Some get fired; Alex Pretti, a nurse! South Africa plight; Cuba, Venezuela; Castro, Ed Sullivan; Communists, “Red Scare,” John Birch Society (1:49:22) 💬 Coffees: Cesar, Popcorn, BBQ Pringle, Rumble Rants, End! 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/2/2/hake-mon-2-2-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/2/2/jlp-mon-2-2-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Men Aren't Overly Dramatic | Fri 1-30-26
2026/01/30
Unmask & bodycam ICE? “Free Luigi”? Trump, father of the world, put war with Iran on calendar?! Mountain lion in SF? It’s OK not to have an opinion or watch the Alex Pretti video. FE further debunked! The Hake Report, Friday, January 30, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Unmasking, Bodycams… (0:05:06) Disclaimer / death threat on journalists (0:07:46) Punchie’s coffee / Beverly Hills (0:10:52) Chest Day 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:13:03) 📞 LUCAS, CA: “Full potential”? … Maze (0:18:46) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Georgia illegal R—; “Free Luigi,” no death penalty (0:25:47) DAVID: “Jesus Saves” billboard (0:26:59) DAVID: Credit to JLP fighting for what’s right (0:31:49) 💬 Supers… (0:32:12) 💬 Coffees from Mike in Canada (0:38:35) 💬 Popcorn on deportations and blame (0:41:15) 💬 Coffees: CBill, Sion… Nicky M. (0:43:58) 📞 MIT, Australia: Trump is Christian! Iran is an issue. (0:48:48) 📞 WILLIAM III: Trump’s deportation work (0:52:06) W III: Older terms like Colored and Negro, “African American” (0:53:47) W III: New Black Panthers (0:55:26) W III: Mountain Lion in Pacific Heights… N-word firing (0:59:00) W III: Carried away with callers… (1:00:41) 📞 TERRI, OR: STL Brian, mad you didn’t watch Alex Pretti video (1:03:22) T: PDX solidarity with Minneapolis, general boycotts (1:09:38) T: Don’t have to have an opinion! (1:12:10) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Alberta and Canada deal with China? (1:15:03) J: “Jesus an immigrant” (1:17:33) 🗺️ Geography of Canada (1:19:39) 💬 Popcorn: Nicki, Mark, WIII, Don Lemon? (1:25:40) 💬 Coffee: Stats (1:29:35) 💬 Cesar: Freemason (1:32:41) 📞 ROB, NorCal: FE debate (1:49:51) 📞 MARK, L.A.: My language. Nuclear option NOW! (1:53:24) Outro 💬 Rumble Rants. Popcorn, Maze, Rick next week! 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/30/hake-fri-1-30-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/30/jlp-fri-1-30-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Worst HAKE Ever | Thu 1-29-26
2026/01/29
Hake got caught not paying attention. 🙈 Long calls with ICE incident critics, two Brians. Black Americans. Alex Pretti. Ashli Babbitt. Iran is Iraq? The Hake Report, Thursday, January 29, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:38) Patience? NOT! (0:04:15) 🎶 Hey, guys! Teeth tee! (0:06:37) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Punchie Penguin (0:12:09) W7: Jesus is not God billboard (0:15:36) W7: FE. Copernicus. I’m not angry. You’re not paying attention! (0:18:20) 📞 BRIAN, NOLA: ICE doing too much. How about Jacob Frey? (0:26:48) B: New Orleans crime… (0:34:49) B: Silliness of… (0:40:50) B: Trump (0:42:21) 📞 BRIAN, STL, MO, 1st: Domestic. Iran=Iraq. Gulf of Tonkin. WWII. (0:46:58) B: ICE distraction from Iran. Alex Pretti. Executed! (1:04:15) B: Iran. (1:10:10) B: Canada, Denmark, free healthcare. (1:15:43) 📞 DAVID, TX: ICE incident. Alex Pretti. (1:25:03) D: Ashli Babbitt, J6’ers had no business. Renee Good. (1:28:12) 💬 Coffees: Greggatron, Cesar, Terri (1:31:21) 💬 Popcorn: Police state, right or left? (1:37:05) 💬 Coffees: Bernie Mac… Brian forgive mama; Supers… (1:40:29) 🙇 Sorry, W7! 💬 Supers… Bibby (1:44:45) Callers’ audio not working on Hake’s end… (1:48:20) 💬 Supers (1:49:10) 💬 Supers (1:52:23) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Worst episode! (1:54:00) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/29/hake-thu-1-29-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/29/jlp-thu-1-29-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Now You Know How We Feel | Wed 1-28-26
2026/01/28
Calls: Interracial attraction and rap culture. Trump has no stomach to stay strong…? Tender-hearted discussion about Alex Pretti and police. The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 28, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:05) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:06:23) Embracing senseless (0:07:24) 💬 Super: Shout-ooot (0:08:28) 🗒️ DSM update (0:18:17) Trump, Immigration, Minnesota: Wait and see (0:20:36) 📞 GREGGATRON, Midwest: Show up disrupting your job (0:26:50) G: Interracial; 80s, 90s rap and white women (0:33:35) 📞 ALEX, CA: Have ‘em. Pleasing women? (0:35:04) A: No-stomach Trump: deportations, fraud, distraction (0:40:31) 🗒️ Alex Pretti (0:43:45) 🎥 ICE agent paid well, appreciated by protesters (0:45:56) 💬 Super: Run DMC (0:47:38) 📞 WILLIAM III: Dignity of black people: Ideas from history (0:51:41) WIII: Wrestling with cops (0:52:32) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Anger. MN shooting. Alex Pretti. (1:09:34) 📞 KASEY, Seattle, WA, 1st: Friends listen. (1:17:50) K: Don’t worry… (1:22:45) Announcements… NICK! (1:24:19) 💬 Coffee: Jacob Frey clip (1:27:25) 💬 Popcorn: Reparations “work” (1:30:10) 💬 Popcorn: Down Home incident (1:33:21) 💬 BasedAmericaFirst: Homeless charity scam (1:35:05) 💬 Sion: Greggatron is right (1:36:10) 💬 Cesar: Cultural bad influence (1:40:27) 💬 Popcorn: Protest… authoritarian (1:44:46) 📞 RYAN, IL: Police incidents (1:48:19) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Correction. Carpetbaggers (1:49:50) 💬 Supers from YT (1:51:14) 💬 Popcorn: Mark wouldn’t wanna be my neighbor! (1:52:27) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Trained to be rebellious (1:53:56) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/28/hake-wed-1-28-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/28/jlp-wed-1-28-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
'Conspiracy of Concealment' | Tue 1-27-26
2026/01/27
Keith Green: Jesus is the Way. Crime in the North, 1950s: Less in the South! On r—, s—, and lies in history. Minneapolis: Fatal foolishness. The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 27, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:02:36) 💬 Super: TIME article upcoming (0:04:56) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:08:33) 💬 Supers… Cesar on Ye, Nick (0:16:13) 💬 Coffees… (0:18:57) 🎥 Keith Green on Christianity… (0:26:07) TIME, 1958 (0:38:02) Super: WalkingRoscoe (0:40:09) 📞 OLAV, Norway: English accent, Perfect Peace? Trust? (0:44:00) O: Adulthood at 16? (0:48:22) 📞 JOHN, KY: W 75-pct R… Promiscuity (0:56:19) 📞 MARK, L.A.: FBI, 1950s crime in the South; Marcus Garvey railroaded (1:03:07) M: 1790… Civil Rights Act history (1:06:04) M: Southern crime; due process; ICE, Menendez judge. God’s side (1:11:31) M: Pre-natal care (1:13:21) 💬 Popcorn: Bodycams (1:19:38) 💬 Eric: Rap (1:20:33) 💬 Popcorn: Ridiculous: Grow… R vs Lying (1:24:45) 💬 Eric: The matrix escape (1:25:33) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Are you fast? (1:27:33) 📞 ARDENE, CO: Ethiopia, Africa, Christianity, history, no hate (1:32:14) A: South Africa (1:33:08) 📞 MIT, Australia: Jesus before 30. (1:40:28) 💬 Popcorn: Needling (1:42:13) 📞 RYAN, IL: Y’all outta control! Renee Good, Alex Pretti (1:49:20) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Leo Frank story, ADL, the South, Carpetbaggers (1:54:11) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/27/hake-tue-1-27-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/27/jlp-tue-1-27-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Good Ones | Mon 1-26-26
2026/01/26
RIP Alex Pretti: Libs excited. Ever play dumb to fit in? A white man and black Jewish Christian talk. Haters have their “good ones,” based on judgment. Some people want hate! The Hake Report, Monday, January 26, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:02:23) 🙏 RIP Alex Pretti (0:05:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! Daddy didn’t leave… LOCK YOUR DOOR (0:10:21) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Weather! Greta… (0:12:56) J: Nick prediction (0:14:03) J: Ye song in club (0:17:13) 📞 KEN, IL: Dems’ new G. Floyd for midterms (0:22:31) K: Dumbing oneself down… 45 on nightstand, for… (0:26:15) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Rockwell edu; Ducks and Hens… Calls… (0:30:36) A: School, cliques (0:33:35) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Dumbing self down? Who’s in power? (0:36:27) S: Daddy “Beta.” (0:38:08) S: Semper Fi, Simple Fi? I’m in the middle. (0:39:53) S: Republicans, Dixiecrats (0:42:18) S: Disagree with using ICE… Homicides down? (0:45:25) S: DUI’s (0:46:51) S: Grew up with Hispanics (0:48:14) S: Who hates whom? Mark-bashing… American N—. Ken too. (0:54:24) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Fable by Rockwell, NJF (0:56:18) M: Alex Pretti, Italian? Fascists were not N… Poles. Black Americans.. (0:58:57) 🗣️ ZENNY & MARK: B’s & J’s (1:01:30) M & Z: Immigration plan, minorities (1:05:41) M & Z: Protests, suspend constitution, voting Republican (1:07:15) Z & M: Don’t vote JD Vance! Over Newsom? (1:09:24) Z & M: Rate Trump’s 2nd term? B. Israel. (1:11:35) Z & M: Christian Jewish person. Ivanka Trump? (1:12:35) Z & M: Christ’s sacrifice? They want us to hate them? Chosen? (1:15:39) Z & M: Anti-Communism or anti-Semitism? (1:18:22) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: NJF in a club, song (1:20:55) 📞 CALI, CA: Einstein (1:22:02) 📞 MAZE, Dayton, OH: Crime? Interracial women. (1:26:56) M: Haters… White Americans and appreciation (1:31:51) M: Kids… Be like Christ… (1:33:43) M: Mexican Mafia… (1:34:49) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Lynyrd Skynyrd tee (1:37:08) D: MLK denied Christ? Abby Phillip CNN… black men are strong (1:39:59) D: What it was like… black schools and churches (1:44:02) 💬 Coffees… Jermaine, Haden, Mike (1:47:54) 💬 Popcorn… Kash and Hake speak out of turn on incidents (1:51:51) 💬 Eric… Hake’s MESS of a BQ answer. END 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/26/hake-mon-1-26-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/26/jlp-mon-1-26-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
I Hear the Welfare in His Voice | Fri 1-23-26
2026/01/23
Hake is not into callers getting personal, but they do: Gossip and slander. “Can’t we all just get along?” 57 symbols on a Brooklyn playground?! Church protest vs J6: Which was worse? The Hake Report, Friday, January 23, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:01:26) 💬 Rumble Rant: Haitian revolt / Tech issue… (0:06:03) 🎶 “Dreamanow” - Bright Lights (0:10:28) Hey, guys! Lynyrd Skynyrd. (0:13:10) 📞 HADEN, TX… MLK mess… (0:18:56) H: Correct me on John black nationalism? (0:23:10) H: Two-faced? (0:27:39) H: Unashamed in “racism”? “Americans.” (0:29:34) H: Getting America back? Welfare in his voice? Gross personal issues. (0:36:05) H: “Be honest.” Hake’s vs John’s (0:39:28) 📞 RYAN, IL: raised baptist. No-money in his voice. (0:42:50) R: A&F charges, fake news (0:47:56) R: Solution instead of hating? (0:55:01) R: We forgive y’all. We like y’all. Love us or you’ll lose. (0:56:54) 📞 ALLEN, MI: First impression Tim Walz. A&F advertising. JLP counseling: “Do what you want.” (1:06:47) A: Be careful about rumors. (1:07:42) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: short call (1:08:55) 💬 Supers/Coffees… Cesar, Mike: Marvin Gaye (1:11:06) 💬 Eric: Cry-bullies, Haken symbols (1:16:49) 💬 Popcorn: Equal justice under the law? Mind whose own business? (1:23:06) 💬 Supers: Dlive, Cesar, Terri (1:26:54) 📞 JOHN, KY: Welfare? Not me! Haden blaming… (1:31:47) 📞 JOHN, Houston: Intellectual. Told job interview I was a bully. (1:41:15) J: Bullying OK sometimes… T-H-A-N-K - Y-O-U (1:42:51) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Interracial. (1:45:49) M: US in 1950 vs now: NYC, LA, Detroit, Chicago, Philly, Baltimore (1:48:03) M: Crime… since 1920s (1:50:57) M: Governance. Haiti. (1:52:36) Supers: Porkchop. Chest Day. Help a blind brother? (1:53:38) Popcorn: Worse than J6 how? Last Supers… Didn’t answer! (1:55:24) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/23/hake-fri-1-23-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/23/jlp-fri-1-23-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Always Doing What's Right | Thu 1-22-26
2026/01/22
Mud huts in 2026. Black-white relations. Jewish Americans doing what’s right? Immigration’s effect on the black community: Not worth mentioning? The Hake Report, Thursday, January 22, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:04:05) Hey, guys! (0:06:57) 📞 HADEN: America’s founding and my black callers. (0:19:19) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: white Hispanic? Mud huts are genius. Mark concern. (0:24:39) W7: Catholics: Pope said 100-pct man, 100-pct God. Peter. (0:26:27) 📞 ALEX, CA: Worst prez if Trump doesn’t stop protests (0:30:18) A: Cop justice incident in San Jose, carjacker; Car arsonist down here (0:34:25) 📞 TERRI, OR: If we a minority, it would be bad for black people! (0:44:37) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Name-calling? OK, suffocating. Michelle O. White kids. Baldwin Hills. “Reparations.” Back to the Land. (0:53:21) M: Sheinbaum undercover trying to take America “back” (0:55:47) 💬 Supers: Jermaine, which song? (0:57:27) 💬 Popcorn Bible Thumper (1:03:21) 💬 Mike on Punchie TV (1:06:53) Eric: J’s and Punchie TV (1:09:55) 🎥 Jewish people always done what’s right (1:13:41) 💬 Super: BuyMeACoffee trouble; HBD Lion (1:16:18) 💬 Popcorn on affecting black American the most, disingenuous? (1:22:02) 📞 JOHN, KY: Africa is advanced. Christ will be in America. (1:27:57) 📞 RYAN, IL: Great civilization. MLK Ultra. (1:34:47) 📞 DAVID, TX: Nick Shirley. Nicks. Blind Govt Oversight. Snake in Hebrew: Nachash. (1:41:02) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: BLM lady indicted; JLP guest: Leonarda Jonie, Israel; JLP on HodgeTwins. “Roots” propaganda. Obama-Biden. (1:47:56) 💬 Popcorn follow-up, I missed it: Right vs wrong (1:50:10) 💬 Cesar! (1:51:21) 💬 Walking Roscoe: 3-hour show? (1:51:41) Outro (1:53:15) 🎶 Smokey Adriana song 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/22/hake-thu-1-22-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/22/jlp-thu-1-22-26 🥊 ICYMI: Punchie TV Hake blog – https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/1/21/punchie-tv-ep-072-wed-1-21-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Who's Your Commander? | Wed 1-21-26
2026/01/21
Caller wars drag on. Black lib and angry white hold a Christian discussion. Not Norman Rockwell! IShowSpeed vs dad: American. Slow. The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 21, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer: MLK vs FBI, both liars? Super: Jim/Jimmy (0:07:42) 🎶 Hey, guys! (0:09:19) 💬 Super: Every MLK Blvd? (0:10:18) 📞 WILLIAM III: Stand up. Silly callers. Falling for MLK. Seg. vs Int. (0:17:05) W III: Local vs Federal control (0:18:41) 💬 Super: s/o CloudBops (0:19:14) 📞 JOHN, KY: Bashing callers… (0:23:03) JOHN: Bible and BHI (0:25:40) JOHN: Name-calling isn’t necessarily hate (0:28:42) JOHN: Cowardice … I’m the alpha (0:31:25) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Haden all presidents? Obama deportations. (0:38:36) RONNIE: Christian and “racist”? (0:41:50) RONNIE: Came before the Mayflower. “Constitution.” (0:49:41) RONNIE: Missing the dire situation. Looking down on white people. (0:52:07) 🗣️ MARK, L.A. vs RONNIE: Navy Commander! You’re not a Christian! MLK file? Minority: Haiti? (0:59:38) RONNIE vs MARK: Haiti revolt. Being a minority is OK! (1:03:19) R vs M: White minority are treated differently from black minority (1:07:58) M vs R: Savage … (1:09:41) M vs R: Hake, why not convert? Love them? Jesus’ love? (1:15:44) M vs R: I don’t hate children. Reparations? (1:18:47) MARK: Play the Commander? Exclusionary Act 1790. S/O (1:20:51) 💬 Supers… Greggatron, Haden (1:24:49) 🎥 Rockwell clip (1:29:16) 💬 iShowSpeed in Africa, HBD (1:33:39) 🎥 Argues with Dad about being African or American (1:37:06) 💬 Popcorn: Trump vs MN (1:39:22) 💬 Supers… Chris, Everblazer, Walking Roscoe (1:42:14) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Jesus was Jewish. Rockwell. (1:46:59) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Matthew from Iran on JLP Hr 3 Wed 1-21-26 (1:52:30) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/21/hake-wed-1-21-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/21/jlp-wed-1-21-26 🥊 Punchie TV Hake blog – https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/1/21/punchie-tv-ep-072-wed-1-21-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Adversaries Coming Together | Tue 1-20-26
2026/01/20
Whites and blacks come together to reason with one another here! Advice for dealing with 18yo wayward spoiled son? Reaction to yesterday’s fiery caller Mark. The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 20, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:25) Debanking and Trump (0:07:26) Hey, guys! (0:09:27) 📞 HADEN, TX: MLK Day. Mark’s epic call yesterday. (0:14:33) HADEN: Ronnie tryna discredit me. (0:22:03) 🗣️ HADEN vs JOHN, KY: BHI vs WN… (0:29:30) HADEN on black Americans (0:31:19) 📞 MAZE, Dayton, OH: Trump for America. Ancestors destroyed USA? Elon Welfare (0:36:21) MAZE: Why you wanna rule? Don’t know nothing, educating. (0:43:39) MAZE: Roseanne Barr: black people saved you. Your conscience. (0:45:57) 📞 KAREN, NY: Asking Hake about mother, anger, growing (0:53:31) KAREN: My 18yo son… (1:01:00) KAREN: Women, mothers, JLP (1:02:55) KAREN: Emails… (1:04:39) KAREN: Stop being evil (1:08:09) 💬 Supers, Coffees (1:09:15) 💬 Popcorn on hair and IG activism political statement black identity (1:16:55) 💬 Sion on Ilhan Omar (1:17:37) 💬 Chris on Don Lemon (1:20:00) 💬 Cesar not trolling. Mark! (1:21:20) 💬 Eric on resentment story defining your so-called life (1:22:42) 💬 Popcorn on Karen (1:26:33) 💬 Lori on Karen (1:27:57) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Where you find these? MLK for black people? (1:32:35) W III: Ivana is funny… MLK’s “Democratic Socialism” (1:35:10) 💬 Supers… Dlive chest (1:36:52) 💬 Popcorn: Trolling Karen? (1:39:22) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Chinese work. Mark vitriol. Catholic tattle-tale. Eve listened. (1:47:48) 📞 MARK, CA: Trotsky “R—,” guilt complex. Don’t worry about me. Supers. Religion. Minority nation. (1:52:48) 💬 Coffee: Haden: white and non-white presidents, VPs (1:53:45) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/20/hake-tue-1-20-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/20/jlp-tue-1-20-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
MLK is STILL divisive! | Mon 1-19-26
2026/01/19
Scarface was Cuban, not Italian. Poor Hasidic Jews, NYC. Do we evil men knowingly lie? Mark “The Legend” calls on MLK Day! The Hake Report, Monday, January 19, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start, Kangaroo, Disclaimer (0:05:27) Hey, guys! (0:08:45) 💬 Super: Cuban, not Italian (0:12:35) They don’t listen, they accuse (0:14:04) 🗒️ Moon trip: “Making history” (0:19:32) 📞 JOHN, KY: Sicilians 1500s, Omertà; I don’t lie. Mark. FE. (0:27:02) JOHN: MLK a great man? Integration. H—. (0:31:39) JOHN: Scott Adams. Hasidic Jews, NY. (0:37:19) 📞 WILLIAM, WV: We’d be voting for Dems! Specific criticism. (0:40:21) 💬 Coffees: Anthony, AI Popcorn? Islam text, Bible text? (0:45:52) 💬 Super: Terri on MLK (0:47:20) 💬 Eric: Rap, Tupac, mama, queen (0:53:22) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Pride but it’s not significant. (0:55:06) RONNIE: White minority, America going down. Thomas. (1:00:42) RONNIE: MLK, US owing black people; Character (1:05:05) RONNIE: 1957, 1875 (1:11:35) 💬 Catch Anchor Baby, chat shoutouts (1:13:01) 💬 Coffee: Cesar on Numerology, life path? (1:17:51) 🎥 Popcorn: MLK clips: Somewhere I read (1:21:10) 🎥 Popcorn: MLK on color stigma; and MLK Day trolling (1:25:40) 💬 Popcorn: criticism double jeopardy (1:31:31) 💬 Cesar: Masons… (1:35:04) 💬 Popcorn… Specific policies, overstating Trump (1:39:01) 💬 Eric: Men and women… Democrat… (1:42:07) 📞 MARK, L.A.: You stink at debating… ​​(1:48:16) MARK: Minneapolis civil rights tactics… (1:51:16) MARK: Ashli Babbitt, Mike Byrd, more ranting (1:55:34) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/19/hake-mon-1-19-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/19/jlp-mon-1-19-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
"Be Good" | Fri 1-16-26
2026/01/16
Calls: Noise assault, and other crime. Distracted vaxx theorists. Trump’s gesture to PDF protector accuser? OK? Mark Ruffalo pin for Renee Good. The Hake Report, Friday, January 16, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Caledonian Elixir (0:04:51) Trump crackdown please? (0:06:30) Hey, guys! (0:09:19) … Print quality (0:14:05) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: The fight over the noise attack (0:20:29) DAVID: Scott Adams (0:23:23) DAVID: Kennedys, decline of America, lies, Somalis (0:25:23) DAVID: Women protesting, JD Vance declaration (0:26:50) DAVID: Brooklyn incident 7 years back. Big crime, big gov’t! (0:31:13) DAVID: Property tax out of control… Hope I live to 62. SSI. (0:32:49) DAVID: 40cal I won’t carry (0:34:40) DAVID: Getting off meds. Temper down. (0:35:35) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Memories, son’s brain, shy disability, quiet/God’s voice (0:50:45) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Vaxx, God, confusion, imagination (0:57:44) 🗣️ Flu shots… Coffees… (1:04:54) Popcorn 🎥 Trump middle finger? Mark Ruffalo too. (1:16:13) Coffee: Cesar (1:17:24) Supers… (1:19:10) Supers: LYC on memory vs thought vs imagination (1:21:06) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Vaccinations anecdotes (1:25:40) ALLEN: Near-death experience: temporary hell? (1:30:50) 💬 Supers: LYC (1:31:18) 📞 ALEX, CA: Younger Mexican (1:33:24) ALEX: protester lady: I only care what you feel, not the truth (1:34:34) ALEX: expectations on Trump: Left worse, Right nice (1:36:28) 📞 JAIME, MN: Hafa, impressions; Governors’ race: Ilhan? (1:43:52) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Earth curve tip. (1:50:05) 💬 Coffee: If Joe Biden did to MTG what Trump did (1:52:09) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Haden needn’t identify with race, like you said 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/16/hake-fri-1-16-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/16/jlp-fri-1-16-26 Substack: Caledonian Elixir appearance: https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/hake-returns-to-caledonian-elixir Blog post: Caledonian Elixir appearance https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/15/hake-returns-to-caledonian-elixir-thu-1-15-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Crime Is a Tool of the Left | Thu 1-15-26
2026/01/15
Callers talking sense. Malcolm X had the wrong attitude: We ARE weaker when one is sick! Did Italians start “no-snitch culture”? Scott Adams’ viral statements. John Adams spelled it “Koran”! The Hake Report, Thursday, January 15, 2026 AD 📢 HAKE APPEARANCE: Caledonian Elixir https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/15/hake-returns-to-caledonian-elixir-thu-1-15-26 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:35) Caledonian Elixir 5pm PT * (0:06:01) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:33) 💬 Supers: LYC * (0:09:26) 📞 HADEN, TX: Another MN shooting * (0:17:20) HADEN: Ronnie envious? * (0:18:43) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Another scam! * (0:26:45) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Waymos stopped with blackout! South would win! * (0:29:42) W III: NCAA point-shaving shame; Ronnie on Constitution? * (0:36:01) 🚫 NO KY JOHN * (0:36:38) 💬 Supers: History repeating, fast-twitch debate * (0:41:33) 💬 Supers: LYC streamlabs on mouthbreathers * (0:44:27) 📞 ART, OH: Pro-blacks, Malcolm X, “We sick, boss?” * (0:49:47) ART: Scared of ICE, but fighting ICE? Trump, clampdown! * (0:53:25) ART: Foreign Uber drivers think they know * (0:55:38) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Gynocentric, “horse chicks,” control; Waymo correction; Letting criminals out to do more; PPFA funding “the children” * (1:02:29) 💬 Coffees: Mike from Canada * (1:04:53) 💬 Coffees: Greggatron * (1:06:52) 💬 Coffees: Cesar * (1:08:18) Anchor Baby coming up… * (1:08:37) 📞 JOHN, KY: blames Cicilians and Scarface, 80s… * (1:14:23) No-snitch Italians and black and Hispanic * (1:18:10) 💬 Supers… YouTube: Cesar, LYC, Craig * (1:21:07) 📞 DAVID, TX: Beastie Boys 🎶 * (1:22:55) DAVID: Chinese population is overestimated * (1:27:21) Anchor Baby / Announcements * (1:28:48) 💬 Popcorn: Scott Adams… Get away misquote? * (1:33:38) 💬 Popcorn: Scott Adams, saved? * (1:39:08) 💬 Eric: PRIDE the SIN * (1:41:24) 💬 Eric: Rap culture * (1:42:41) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: “Koran” and “Musselmen” per John Adams * (1:47:48) ANTHONY: People make the nation. The Constitution a piece of paper * (1:49:41) ANTHONY: It’s not western imperialism. Koran and laws of their prophet * (1:51:07) ANTHONY: G Washington quote on Europeans paying to enemies * (1:52:59) ANTHONY: Palestine, Western media * (1:54:02) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/15/hake-thu-1-15-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/15/jlp-thu-1-15-26 📢 HAKE APPEARANCE: Caledonian Elixir https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/15/hake-returns-to-caledonian-elixir-thu-1-15-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
Very Badly Treated | Wed 1-14-26
2026/01/14
Trump criticized Civil Rights. Errol Musk warned against a white minority. The black mindset… from rap? Are Southerners more down to earth? The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 14, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:32) 🎶 Hey, guys! Facts vs Truth (0:05:43) 📞 HADEN, TX: Renee Good, “white” (0:08:24) HADEN: Trump on civil rights: White people very badly treated (0:11:51) HADEN: Elon Musk father on us becoming a minority (0:14:16) HADEN: compilation: Jimmy Fallon white birthrates (0:16:02) HADEN: NYT quotes Trump (0:20:55) 📞 BRIAN, NOLA (not “Ryan”) (0:30:42) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Just your imagination. (0:36:01) RONNIE: We got our Constitution. (0:40:13) RONNIE: Haden Hadies? (0:44:31) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Building versus stealing (0:49:01) RICK: Stolen land, Maintenance… voting (0:52:46) RICK: Iron Triangle: victim mindset (0:54:54) 📞 KEN, IL (formerly Kieth) on becoming a minority, being fine with it (1:00:05) KEN: Ghettos … Crying r— … (1:03:24) 📞 BRIAN, NC: America would be taken over… Trump, Elon vs fraud, theft (1:07:06) BRIAN: Trump attitude… People comfortable stealing (1:09:41) BRIAN: Ronnie’s judgment (1:11:29) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Why are c—ns from the South (1:14:48) STEVE’N: I built stuff! Electrician! (1:16:52) STEVE’N: Southern brainwashing: Tearing stuff up in the North! (1:21:45) STEVE’N: Judging the South (1:27:29) 💬 Coffee: Chris, Cesar (1:29:30) 💬 Eric: Rap! (1:33:24) 💬 Ko-Fi: Ricky on Zenny (1:34:35) 📞 ERIC, San Diego: Rap is who they are: Fight Club apt. Ask why. (1:43:58) 💬 Super: Can you loan me 5k? (1:45:08) 💬 Coffee: Tedaut: Steve’n, Jealousy? (1:46:35) 📞 WILLIAM III: Nonsense… (1:51:45) W III: Trump went to Venezuela (1:53:03) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Constitution: Not political. (1:53:56) Outro 🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/1/14/hake-wed-1-14-26 🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack 🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/1/14/jlp-wed-1-14-26 🥊 PUNCHIE TV HAKE BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/1/14/punchie-tv-ep-071-wed-1-14-26 VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict – 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

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4.4 out of 5
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★★★★☆
DrizzyChai 2018/11/06
Constructive criticism
Hey james, my name is Drake, i’m 19 and i’m from michigan. I love you and your show and i love jesse. He changed my life and every word he says is utt...
★★★★★
Where Earl at? 2021/09/30
Blast Israelite
2nd Best show this side of heaven.
★★★★★
libertarian cattleman 2019/11/02
Great content
Unafraid and great positive attitude/take on things. I want to see more guests/debates in the future
★★★★★
KILMATIK 2019/03/28
James is Cool
just heard an episode. I like it. James is doing a good job and will get even better. i get jealous of when James gets grossed out by sex talk cuz my ...
★★☆☆☆
Dboo6801 2018/12/10
Absurdly interesting Trump/Jesse sycophant
James is clueless and needs to experience life outside of the Bubble that he grew up and continues to live in. Develop your own thinking and stop parr...
★★★☆☆
Jonfromaustin 2018/11/23
Entertaining but...
I like James and think this show is entertaining. I find some of his ideological viewpoints a little hypocritical and unaccepting at times though. I...
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