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No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

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Rating
★★★★★
4.9
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422 reviews
This podcast has
268 episodes
Language
English
Explicit
Yes
Date created
2017/12/14
Latest episode
2026/03/05
Average duration
62 min.
Release period
8 days

Description

A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves.Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie.Contact: [email protected] or @NOCKATpodcastSupport the show at patreon.com/nockatMerch: etsy.com/shop/nockatJoin the discord: https://discord.gg/pbPbXzaWZ9NOCKATpodcastP.O. Box 39934Los Angeles CA 90039 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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S8E19 - A Spoonful of Final Fantasy
2026/03/05
It’s the season finale! We enter the darkness realm and gather the dark knights from the dark crystals. Then we take on the Cloud of Darkness, to finally bring the light to this world. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8E18 - The First Hit’s Free
2026/02/26
We enter the Syrcus Tower and fight our way up to Xande, the bad guy. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8E17 - A Bahamur Bummer
2026/02/19
It’s time to do all the optional stuff and get the secret summons, Leviathan and Bahamut. We also check out the town of Falgabard before heading back to Eureka. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8E16 - The Basement of the End
2026/02/12
We enter the Crystal Tower and find the door to Eureka. Inside is a massive dungeon full of endgame weapons guarded by difficult bosses. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8E15 - The Oceans Are Full of Monsters
2026/02/05
We wander the map for a while looking for where we’re supposed to go next, before eventually finding our way to Doga’s Manor. We get the Eureka Key and the Syrcus Key from Doga and Unei, then head through the giant statues to discover the Ancient’s Maze. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8E14 - Start Hitting Yourself
2026/01/29
We get on the Invincible and head to the hopscotch maze. Then we enter the Cave of Shadows where enemies divide if you hit them with normal swords. Eventually we fight our way to the Fang of Earth. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8E13 - Idling Hands
2026/01/22
We enter the Ancient Ruins and discover that the enemies in here divide. Eventually we discover The Invincible, our new airship that can go over mountains. Then we switch back to the Diving Nautilus to go fight Odin. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8E12 - Is That a Beeping I’m Hearing
2026/01/15
It’s day 3 of gameplay, and we start with a little talk about Severance season 2. Then we explore the oceans and attempt to fight Odin. Can we beat him? Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8E11 - The Gift of Mortality
2026/01/08
It’s the end of day 2! We find Doga’s Manor and hear about why Xande is so pissed off. The place is full of Moogles. Then we head through the Cave of the Circle and give the Nautilus a diving ability. We then go underneath a triangle island to get some treasure we heard about, then go to the Temple of Time to find Noah’s Lute so we can wake up Unei, who sleeps. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8E10 - Minister Gigametz Has Entered the Room
2026/01/01
We fly over a giant city and get shot down in the courtyard. Turns out there’s a big civil war going on here. We explore the massive city and eventually meet Prince Alus. We all head to the castle for a terrifying twist when we see the King of Saronia. Then we get a new airship and check out the town of Duster. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8E9 - Papa Sal’s Private Reserve Aloha Mix
2025/12/18
We make it through the sewers of Amur to get the Levigrass Shoes. Then we take on Goldor Manor and defeat Goldor himself to unlock our airship. Then we head all over the world looking for what exists and what to do next. Eventually we find the town of Replito, the evoker’s village. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8E8 - No Traipsing
2025/12/11
We exit the floating continent to discover the world is a flooded ocean. There are a few islands to land on, so we eventually find a wrecked ship and meet Aria. We take the Crystal Shard from the Water Temple and head to the Cave of Tides to find the big crystal. We defeat the Kraken and receive all new jobs. Then the world is revealed and we begin to explore, eventually meeting the four fellows of light. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8E7 - A Wheel of Time
2025/12/04
It’s day 2 of gameplay and it’s a week later, making it hard to remember what we had been doing. Turns out we were thrown inside a tree prison with King Argus and his people. We defeat Hein and fix the Elder Tree, returning it to the eternal woods with the fairies. Then we go find Cid in Canaan to upgrade our ship and fly off this Floating Continent. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8E6 - I Would Eat a Crocotta
2025/11/27
We follow Gutsco to the Fire Cave to get the Horns of Ice back. We get all new jobs to play with, and attempt to understand them. Then we head to the town of Tokkul, and get arrested. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8E5 - Not All Frogs Are Toads
2025/11/20
We toad ourselves to get into the Tower of Owen, where Desch starts to remember who he is. What is the difference between a toad and a frog? Then we head to the Dwarf Cave to get their Horn of Ice. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Ad free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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4.9 out of 5
422 reviews
★★★★★
Raidoo 2026/04/12
Best
Podcast
★★★★★
y0j1m80 2026/03/29
What if our purpose in life is to hang out?
My nostalgia for JRPGs is not just for the games themselves but hanging with friends on a couch while playing. This show delivers that feeling like no...
★★★★★
zerocool62 2026/03/22
Great time with two funny friends
Started from the beginning, just got to 7. A great listen with witty banter between two best friends. In-depth analysis of socio-economic and geo-poli...
★★★★★
SJT9791 2026/03/05
An amazing podcast for Final Fantasy fans.
Don’t understand why a video game podcast about Final Fantasy is getting downvoted for being political. If you’re mad about it you’re on the wrong s...
★★★★★
Disneyfreak1998 2026/02/23
To any haters
Great podcast! It’s unfortunate that some people in the comments are attacking these great podcasters that are just talking about what’s going on in t...
★★★★★
Jadehawk77 2025/11/09
These guys rock
Listening since 2018 and love the blend of gaming, friends, and pop culture. Keep going guys, everyone needs to know about this.
★☆☆☆☆
SweetheartJen829 2026/02/16
Get Over Yourselves
As a Final Fantasy play through podcast, these guys were so much fun in earlier seasons. Now, it just seems like playing these games don’t have the c...
★★★★★
mandatorynicknamebcgoogle 2025/08/29
More people need to see this!
I was just lookig for something to put on while I do chores. "Maybe in XVI we'll see Clive's phrenology chart." This is going to be my new go-to podca...
★★★★★
39 year old nerd 2025/03/28
Favorite new show
I was listening to the greatest generation Star Trek podcast straight through for the—I don’t know—5th time when I stumbled across a paid ad for this ...
★★★★☆
Pengwen42 2025/07/24
Good show, but know what you're getting into
I was recommended this podcast because I love Final Fantasy IX, and my friend told me to check out this as an audio-only LP. And when that's what it ...
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