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A Journey into the Good, the Bad, and the Weird in Riverdale

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Season 3: Episode 20: Dump Rope

2022/05/10

Season 3 catches a nasty case of the "oh f**k we only have a couple episodes left," and the hosts of RDARD are left heads a-spinning. Then something truly horrifying happens when we catch a glimpse into the soul-destroying, eldritch truth at the heart of Riverdale's blighted and accursed creative process. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

Season 3: Episode 19: Watching Riverdale is Charlie Work

2022/04/27

Listen to us suffer. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

RDARD Season 3: Episode 18: One Weird Trick: Lawyers Hate Him!

2022/04/11

I'm a bit worried about this one. I basically don't remember anything we talked about, other than how I feel like Euphoria (a show that isn't Riverdale) makes me feel yucky. I think we strayed from the topic a lot because of how awful this episode was, but I am seriously not sure. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

Season 3: Episode 17: They’ve Kindapped my Grandfather’s Penis

2022/03/05

At long last, RDARD returns to a s****y, exhausting slog of an episode! Our Riverdale tolerance break has left us a quivering pile of exposed nerves, with naught but a hideous ravaging by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa to look forward to. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

Season 3: Episode 16: *Smack Smack Smack* Where's My Meat?

2021/08/19

It turns out to be definitive: An episode that sucks out loud is easier to suffer through than an episode that sucks silently. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

Season 3: Episode 15: The Big Bad, The Ugly

2021/07/22

This is an extremely bad episode where they can't even come up with enough terrible, unmotivated false conflict and have to recycle a shit plotline from within the same episode. Riverdale is a bad show. But Arlie says something really funny, so we're good. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

Season 3: Episode 14: The Jason Voorhees of Suckin' F****n' Ass

2021/05/14

I'd love to say "Riverdale's back, baybee!", but honestly this episode just eats a party shit sub, one bite at a time, without breaking eye contact with the viewer or taking a single drink of water, or even gagging a little. It's crazier than the last episode, and thus slightly more entertaining, often by accident, but Riverdale's just sunk in the snot bog, quality-wise, at this point in Season Three. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

Season 3: Episode 13: Do you Know the Nuttin' Man?

2021/04/29

An episode that is both boring and relentless, somehow at the same time. Thrill, as a bunch of dumb shit that doesn't matter happens! I'm sorry folks, we're doing our best. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

Season 3: Episode 12: You get into the Funker by Going Through the Gorchard

2021/04/02

Riverdale is like Bizarro-Town, or so we're told. And this episode of RDARD is very much the strange mirror-twin of the previous one-- listen to find out how! Also, listen to find out what the f**k the title means. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

Season 3: Episode 11: His Name's not Judgehead, ROB

2021/03/18

The episode wasn't so bad... OR SO IT SEEMED. Come for the wild insanity of the plot, stay for Quinn achieving a very high power level. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

Season 3: Episode 10: Tony Soprano's Gently Clapping Ass Cheeks Present: Rumplejailskin the Incarceration Goblin

2021/03/04

This episode is wretched and deeply frustrating, but don't you worry-- the cast of Riverdo's and Riverdon'ts is ready to kick it into an entirely different gear to force entertainment into this non-entertainment-shaped aperture. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

Season 3: Episode 9: "I'm Horny, Reggie (Reggie, I'm Horny)"

2021/02/20

Buckle up, folks, this is easily one of the worst episodes yet. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

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Richard KL 2019/03/06

Loads of Fun

Quinn and Rob, the hosts, bring all the joy and bewilderment you would expect in a show talking about Riverdale. The passion that led them to create a...

★★★★★

Wresslet 2019/01/14

The most fun and safe way to consume Riverdale

It seems ridiculous that one of the words that comes up in my mind the most to describe a podcast about a trash fire of a show is 'compassion', but th...

★★★★★

cheerio_buffet 2019/01/01

The real treasure we found along the way was toilet-guns

One of the funniest shows I listen to. Rob, Quinn, and Kat do such an amazing job at disecting this absolutey bonkers show. I will stop whatever else ...

★★★★★

Henryhastur 2018/02/08

Gettin Juggy with it

Great show about a great(?) show... I’m not sure that’s the right word for it... it’s definitely entertaining and just a little banana-pants. Ok. A lo...

★★★★★

Stobert87 2018/02/02

The best podcast that gives you the Riverdos and Riverdon’ts for each episode of Riverdale!

Is your dog Tim Allen? My dog is definitely not Tim Allen. I checked just to make sure.

★★★★★

JackSkellington'sThinnerFriend 2018/01/30

From the 1.5 People in the Gelationous Cube

Rob and Quinn are eminently charming and clever in all that I've heard them do, and that extends to discussing this buckwild pile of teen trash. My wi...

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