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Meet Justin and Daniel. They've been together for a billion years. Justin curses a lot and says things that make him seem like a jerk, but he's a pretty nice guy. Daniel is just as awesomely friendly (and dorky) as he appears. Their episodes aren't released on a particular schedule, but they always come back eventually. They don't usually have a set topic, but they try (and often fail) to stay on a certain track. Listen to their audio! Listen, I say!

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Update: The Sale Has Been Postponed

2026/05/19

We've decided to keep all our bits and have postponed the sale no one knew about. Oh, and we played a dumb new game! Enjoy!

Update: A Quick Word from Adele and DeeDee

2025/06/29

Naturally, I waited a month to upload this. I am a procrastinating garbage creature. Enjoy!

Out and About 18: Boba and Science!

2024/10/17

We're out and about in this one, hanging out at North Market. Come join our lunch, already in progress... (Our apologies, folks. It's a noisy one.)

Update: Binaural Booze

2023/12/31

In this update episode, it's the last day of the year and you're hanging out in our noisy kitchen.

Ep. 25: Hugging Gwen and Other Tales

2022/08/27

In this episode, Justin gets lost in the past (again) and Dani plots revenge on our parking space occupiers with his army of crows.

Update: Dani's Not in the Scioto

2022/04/07

Justin is here to update our listeners on our continued not being dead-ness, and Dani and his Slenderman legs threaten mischief.

Ep. 24: Doldrums Marinara Windmill Firefly

2021/10/26

Here we are, swinging in with our shiny pants to regale you with tales of: favorite candy treats, our many years together, failing machinery, space telescopes, movies, patchwork pants and why your favorite Bond is probably wrong.

Mini Episode: For the record, it was off the air before we were born...

2020/12/31

Just a friendly game of “Would you rather…?” to ride out the end of this hella awful year.

Ep. 23: Cover Your Ears, Breetnuh!

2020/03/31

This episode is all about the streets of Ko Samui, unsafe cleaver practices, choosing your Pokemon partner wisely, and staying at home. (Don't worry, we have a quarantine playlist for that.) Put your buds in your earholes and come along!

Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 2 of 2]

2019/08/27

Characteristically later than intended, here's the conclusion to the previous episode. We both talk about our coming out process. For Justin, it's a fairly organized roadtrip. For Dani, well... it's Dani, so it's more about the journey than the destination. Oh, and we learn that trans people aren't feet. Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage!

Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 1 of 2]

2019/07/31

In this episode: Dani explains how 'The Voice' works, I mime strangling babies and possibly offend the autistic community, we both want to know about that seemingly random furry parade back in April, and I bring great shame to my dear mother. Listen to the show for more!

Ep. 21: I'm Fickle, So Whatevs (aka Have Some Toast)

2019/01/01

2018 has been an exceptionally toasty dumpster fire. Join us as we talk about what we've been up to lately. Movie dates! Death and sadness! Dan and Phil! All this and more in our last episode of the year.

...Fruity and Asian [Update]

2018/06/26

The year's been an absolute cluster. The intro bit is a downer, but I promise the rest of the episode is upbeat from that point. Hang in there.

Matzo Ball Madness [aka The Xmas Update]

2018/01/09

Fashionably late, as usual. Recorded on Christmas (2017). Hear Dani wrap things! Hear me boil water! Rejoice in the heavenly sounds of a creaking floor!

Update: Falling Apart and Nanny Farts

2017/01/12

Yes, we're alive. Here's a quick "Welcome to 2017" sort of thing. Thanks for listening! (*insert celebratory butt shake here*)