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Welcome back Roger…it’s like no time has passed…it’s Junior time…oh no, not high blood pressure…sign a contract to be in your wedding, no thanks…we know he was a little bit of a groomzilla…allergies in full effect…Alvarez Guedes show coming soon…it doesn’t take a month to fix a car…working with young people is the quickest way to feel old…maybe Britney needed a little supervision after all…how to pronounce asterisk…there’s work done and there’s work done…Last Soda: Hillstone & Celia Cruz Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you for the Wicked Bread…yay to guava…outerspace will never be less than awe inspiring…so much back and forth with the cameras…let’s all live in the international space station…art vs the artist…and the gas keeps on rising in price…so much horticulture talk this episode…Luis Miguel’s dating history is the hot trinity…dear Fabuloso, we’re right here…for real though, Spring cleaning is totally cosa de Americano…if Eva Mendes has a sponge, you KNOW it cleans…Mr Clean is totally ethnic…a Pair of Nuts reunion is the good news we needed…Last Soda: Erik Per Sullivan & Pablo Langesfeld Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring back the Merenbooty Girls…Latina Pussycat Dolls, indeed…Junior and Glitterbox is a great Sunday…seriously, Tiger Woods?...spike the Arnold Palmer…Cuban women and their cerveza fria…cotillions and debutantes…the iconic Dixie Carter…some material is just worth repeating…gas is way too expensive…welp, eff Ish’s topics then…T2 is a great movie…no favors done to marielitos…too many streaming services, period…The Breakfast Club, timeless…man, talk about never having been 15…Last Soda: The Duggars (flat) & Mister Rogers AND MR FEENY! Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/ FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Acid reflux is the worst…Darien’s Boston pettiness…beep beep, who got the keys to Jr’s Dad’s Jeep…Chapelle Roan just doesn’t seem cuddly…we’re the total opposite, we’ll take ALL the pics with you…who’s your Disney Channel Mt Rushmore…that time we were all lesbians during the 2019 Grammys…Gina Gerson + Jennifer Tilly = YES PLEASE…CBS shows last forever, never seen an ep…we see your humanitarian efforts for the farce it is…an embargo doesn’t prevent free speech or elections…don’t minimize the severity of true nuerodivergence by being un comemierda…HBO at a No Tell Motel is a total bargain…of course Darien didn’t realize they were ladies of the night, in the morning…the way Ish knew the rates of those motels off the top of his head…Last Soda: The Last Action Heroes and Luck & Gratitude Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/ FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love a worthy cause…50 years of giving back through Ronald McDonald House…Shamrock Shakes are yummy & helpful…more expenses than you can imagine…normalcy in those moments is so valuable…La Casita, indeed…so many helped and yet so many still in need…proximity is key for these families…even McDonald’s understands 305 cafecito time…there are many ways to make an impact… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week with more Junior…thank you for the fun box The Fair…classic rides are always the best…7 years since the last trip to the Fair…we got something wrong, it’s not misinformation…anything can happen on live…kudos to Matthew Kuscher…we need affordable housing…bring on ALL the food…the pickle cotton candy is a world of no…mmm Biscoff…more foods on sticks please…men really do believe they can do anything…and now off to Whack-a-Mole…Last Soda: The Fair! Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/ FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tks again, Roger…timpano is a great word…Jr’s weekend corner is back…DJ cannot beat Ish on DWTS…eternal playlist for sure…we had zero clue about the word Guajiro…embrace your silly moments…CBS Sunday Mornings…Miami moments help you warranty…the Frank days…where have the PSAs gone…Demi Lovato and cook book don’t seem to be a match…the lost COVID episode…Last Soda: Hilary Duff and Phineas & Ferb Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/ FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, Roger…double Borges trouble…Junior withdrawal is real…Temu Chico Mirta…tech strikes again…look at ChatGPT giving bad medical advice like it’s trying to kill us…shout out to Odalys Flores…bring back the Scantron…just getting around to Casa de los Famosos…let’s green light a show with Niurka, el Divo & Roger…oh Tyra…Darien’s timpano…the return of Pesadito Energy…Mariah at the Winter Olympics…does journalistic integrity still exist or even matter…of course a bug interrupts…click bait is the new business model…Lauren Sanchez and the Met Gala…some sequels are actually better…love Zoe Saldaña…welcome to Miami, Mark Zuckerberg…the best haberdashery conversation makes a come back……Last Soda: Ana Villafañe, Oh Chocolat, Amelia’s and Kaitlan Collins Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/ FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

French counting is hard…it’s time for PLMTY after dark…more Emperor’s New Groove, of course…thank you again for having us SoBe WFF…for real though, how did Epstein know SO MANY high profile people…Prince Andrew knew nothing about everything…Darien totally jinxed Lindsay Vonn…it’s all about curling…no chess, checkers, nothing…not even if DJ bought a vowel…the official mascot of Hispanic Heritage Month, Paddington Bear…Blues Clues and non-conforming genders…the mispronunciation of Mr Darien Borges…Rick Sanchez in Moscow…Darien’s dad y el nuevo look de Maluma…Last Cafecito: USA’s Women & Men Hockey Teams & Punch the Monkey Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another off the rail episode…it’s Matrix bullet time…who doesn’t love Keanu Reeves & Sandy Bullock…ID4 was just perfect…deciphering CC in an email…we all know the pastelito position…RIP James Van Der Beek…CW face strikes again…hi James Eckhouse & Carol Potter…75k is alot of cookies…samoas are just the best, period…no shame in eating the cinnabon frosting…we’re on to you World’s Finest Chocolate…and now we need the Jupiña ice cream from Salt & Straw…Last Cafecito: Ron Magil & Michael Baiamonte Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A wrap of disappointment…EGOT for Weird Al…400th around the corner…ugh, too much dulce de leche no bueno…beef tallow and politics…DJ loves him some chicharron…cheesemongers and haberdasheries…strange addiction had weird appetites…why was the Pink Panther the spokesperson for fiberglass…rotary phone adventures…the halftime show was just pure joy…if you homage Celia, you automatically get some love from us…TV antennas and satellite dishes…RIP Pepe Peña…macrame…what is it about Carrie Underwood’s face…Enya and Sarah Brightman’s Super Bowl Spectacular…what is the Celtic Woman demo…Ish’s Irish accent is a thing that happened…Last Cafecito: Jenny Lorenzo and our friend, Juana Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Support local arts…from Hialeah to the stage…it’s the nuances that make things universal…the strongest in our families are usually the most secretly vulnerable…ahhh the 90s…archetypes vs stereotypes…always be the weird kid…if you don’t see it, create it…embrace farce…we carry our ancestors, whether we know it or not…the Hialeah smear campaign is real…we need to tell our own stories…thanks to the Arsht Center… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Math is important…oh hey Pythagoreum…really waiting for snow in Cuba…Miami boy winter experiences…CDs are back baby…the joys of burning a CD playlist…how was that Reba’s first time on the Grammys…being rewarded on your own terms is the best reward…music needs to make you feel, period…Gloria Estefan will always be a great family proxy…oh no, not Bahama Breeze…are there actual hot dog prep instructions…toaster ovens are so multi purpose…don’t be mean to your cleaning person…printers aren’t a privilege, Gen Z…Last Cafecito: Lindsay Vonn & Live Like Bella…welcome back, Tristan Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back…even if you advocate for mental health, it’s hard to accept…vulnerable isn’t weak…our last time in our studio…we don’t want to get on the bad side of Posh & Becks…chiquito malcriado…don’t come and tell us what makes someone Cuban in Miami…Agustin Reyes for sure…reminder, Puerto Rico is the US…aaaand once more into the now classic Chico Mirtha discussion…90s talk shows were the best…thank you Miami New Times…Last Cafecito:Let It Loose podcast & Roger Borges… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another year, another season done…Ish totally housed the plantain chips…pecs vs boobs…of course Ish got the episode number wrong…more time for Junior as a gift…bake, bake, bake…pesadito energy is no match for Flannigans nachos…hmmm, Paris or Westchester…Junior IS good people…wow Miami’s first female mayor in 2025…123 years old comiendo platanos…Oreo is creating a sugar free cookie, why…love a Christmas theme celebration…pesadito energy to end the year…Last Cafecito: Roger’s Uncle & Ish’s Long List of Honorees … Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.