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Join us at West Fest on Nov 14…it’s as close as Miami gets to autumn…is November too soon for Christmas decorations…you’d think a Carvel cake would be easier than Publx cake…once the Zoloft kicks in…tiramisu is not an Oreo…we love a Capri Sun…some things shouldn’t have bets placed…is Polymarket and Kalshi just the norm now…how much Metamucil is too much…the nostalgia of Sunny Delight can’t be beat…what color Kool-Aid did you grow up on…seriously though, can anyone pass any type of spam call legislation…how DOES a colostomy bag work…Last Cafecito: Cards Against Humanity & Us Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, DJ…so many ailments…Frankenstein cake…Kelly Clarkson needs a mechanical bird…what the hell are masculine teeth…the zombie apocalypse would be the worst…El Dorado should hire at least ONE bilingual person…give Christine Baranski ALL the awards…congrats Lucha Dough…DJ Khaled furniture fits right in there…Scooby Doo and the transatlantic accent…the return of Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos…reality TV is never real…yet again Broadway takes a hit…The Swan documentary is wild…Diana Ross at Thanksgiving must be an experience…a dollar store version of Chopped would be great…beef tallow brand manteca…Antiques Roadshow disappointments…Selma Blair and the violent plane…Sofia & Joe are peak physical specimens…Last Cafecito: Savannah Bananas and A Cabin in the Woods Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Woot woot Junior is in the main co-host seat…congrats to Lucha Dough on your wedding…those cinnamon rolls though…thanks for inviting us to Buena Vista Social Club, Arsht Center…The Estefans aren’t an exhibit…celebrities in the wild…Madame Tussauds in Miami…Carnegie Mellon in Wynwood is pretty weird…there are various ways to be smart…surrendering to tech isn’t a sign of intelligence…we miss cultural milestone series finales…wait, are we the new sitcom…we grew up knowing how to be bored, unlike kids today…Junior’s memory isn’t what it used to be…smuggling birds from Cuba is pretty insane…just spread positivity and you’ll have a full life…Last Cafecito: Gener8ion ft Yung Lean and Dick Van Dyke’s book Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You can’t judge someone based on one date…bad dates cross generations…seriously do we need trigger warning in front of everything now…dude, Gone with the Wind is a classic…the movie ‘Obsession’...bring on the scary movies…release the mic bro…the Last Ditch lesbian bar drama is just great…keep a little Peter Pan…Fifth Harmony is full of it…Ish is pretty Keyed out…for sure, he’s spoken to a Puerto Rican woman…Puerto Rican Halloween…Last Cafecito: Frank’s Friend Jorge and Que Pasa Podcast Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Miami Arena memories…Ish and Juanes concerts…fingers crossed for a slow hurricane season…older lady names we miss you…what’s the Gen Z line for professionalism in a job interview…DJ’s 1 in a 30…and now, a class on billable hours…our version of a cottage is an efficiency…outdoor kitchen?!? What’s next, outhouse???...the need to belong is leading us down some dark paths…how could you become a Branch Davidian…face it, the only real example of masculinity is Jason Statham…caboose and cocoon…we know the sitcom Friends way too well…Morgan Fairchild knows Cecily Tyson…Last Cafecito: Pero Prima Eli & Dancing with the Stars Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the show Chef Mika…we love when our culture is represented on a big scale…24 Hour cooking competition insanity…Chef Brad on a road trip…still missing Caja Caliente…her mom is the best…cooking Cuban food got her to 4th place…motherhood isn’t slowing this chef down…discos volador are the best…vaca frita vs ropa vieja…food influencers are good until they aren’t…don’t forget to grab a copy of ‘Cuban Soul: 100 Vibrant Recipes from Mi Cocina’... Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And we’re back together after too many episodes away…big thank you to Frank for filling in 2 weeks in a row…Darien was always falling into The Gap…man the 90s were all about XXL…Junior keeping the Mario Lopez alive…we do miss Structure…RIP Bob Mackie…Cher is eternal…the Sydney Sweeney commercial isn’t really about what they’re trying to make it about…gone are the days of computer labs…the Vida Guerra & Nikki Cox Venn Diagram should be a thing…Merenbooty Girls reunion hosted by Vida Guerra…does Hudson News exist outside of airports…all the sexy Halloween costumes…dear Target, learn your lesson already…Last Cafecito: Beyond South Beach & Colada Cafe Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Now it’s Ish’s turn to meet Frank…this time he came prepared to show he’s learning…we love a Walter Mercado reveal…and now we’re adding to Frank’s fear of flying…he knows Max Headroom?!?...Ish does love a pool party theme…sometimes las veteranas need the love…of course Bezos has eaten lechon…who the hell works as a unicyclist…if you’re going to swindle people using a love scam, at least be hot…welcome to therapy corner…we schooled the kids on Rizz…we all need to be humbled now and again…it’s good to plan, but be flexible…Ish loves a chicken cordon bleu…Death Row last meals…Trivia at Beat Culture Brewery every third Wednesday of the month…Junior keeping a señora company during Ish’s pool party is peak Junior…Dear Snickers, have you lost your minds??...self esteem doesn’t mean you can’t also be humble……Last Cafecito: Robbie Elias & Chasing Your Dreams Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe we just keep swapping between hosts…welcome to the show, Frank Hernandez…never confuse Miami Lakes with Hialeah…why do we love Flannigans so much…the beauty of Utah…we love our banquet halls in Miami…most people don’t know El Farito beach has an actual name…be the disruptor to the calmness…Junior hit the nail on the head…the Keys really has no nice beaches…bring on the cruises…Hi Stephanie & David…how does he NOT know Walter Mercado…Don Francisco was sorta all nationalities, really…bring on the numerology…ok, it was pretty on point with DJ & Ish…vaca frita de pollo is so uniquely us…it’s the DR, not Santo Domingo…Santeria to the Supreme Court…wow, arriving on the 4th of July…Last Cafecito: Frank’s Family & Dolly Parton Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry for the audio glitch…post 400 partying gone wrong…yay, Junior gets to fully co-host with Ish…if she’d lived to 500 years old, it would still be too soon…we’ll never see another Dolly Parton in our lifetime…if nothing else, don’t forget she stood for being a genuine human being…of course ADHD was first in print when Junior was born…how was ‘safe word’ not around before 1979?...we promise no crying in the next episode…this Time Traveler thing is a hoot…Last Cafecito: Adrian Lorenzo & Kindness Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s finally our 400th episode…welcome back, Lucy Lopez…it’s all about consistency…sometimes great ideas come at 3am…the people you love most are the ones that drive you the craziest…better to unite people with laughter than divide them with hot takes…always recognize those who came before you…Last Cafecito: Lucy Lopez & All Our Guests Who’ve Become Fam Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another member of our three timers club…sad moments definitely give you more material…MIA2NYC and back…when your parents become your kids…cancer will test anyone…workaholics understand each other…don’t YOU wanna be in a lookbook…hey, it’s not ALL porn on Only Fans…back home to headline the Miami Improv…please don’t be hackey…being an online creator or influencer is just unnecessarily taxing…it’s not the same to be a content creator vs an influencer…a little healthy unease is always welcome with our girl Brittany…can we please get a private screening of the Muchacha documentary… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mixing it up…man, DJ is feeling frisky this episode…Buccee’s road trip pending…if your book isn’t banned, are you even trying…McDonald’s parties were great…RIP Dandy Bear and Discovery Zone…if you retract your compassion to someone in mental crisis out of fear of offending, you’re a hypocrite, period…Justin Bieber costume was totally not received as such…Canadians are known for being nice and poutine…hope Perez Hilton’s family is doing well during this time…so even if you try to make amends, people won’t let you move past, then why bother…blech, Clamato…sea horse jizz?!?!...Ish would be great as a flight attendant…enough with the protein already…sure, Pollo Tropical has protein but is it really their new slogan…we’re on the radio but we’re not…sending love to Colombia’s earthquake victims…Last Cafecito: 66 year old Winn-Dixie & comedian Brittany Brave Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Typical Miami fashion, our 400th ep will be late…Betty White WAS 100…realtor videos on YouTube…that scene in Signs is scary, period…Event Horizon is just messed up…Naked Gun still holds up…if you’re charging for a celeb pic at a con, please pretend you care about the fans…we just hope Ariana Grande is doing well…Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 was hilarious…Showgirls will never not be enjoyable…a job interview with a side of free Chinese food, why not…nobody loves tofu, nobody…bring on the vegan baked goods…the Miami version of ‘Be Our Guest’ would be great…always and forever, Maleficent is the best Disney villain…Ariel absolutely has a case against Ursula…nobody wants the backstory…Last Cafecito: Calling vs Texting & Venom Jacket IG profile Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So continues the Y name conversation…seriously, did we piss someone off at the Miami New Times…Burger Beast, a true ride or die…when the Lexapro kicks in…RIP Laundry Bar…the days of rollover minutes…no ringtones for us…happy birthday, Roberto here’s your tiramisu…figuring out what we did in July 1994…we love the Tower of Terror…quiche…parental lack of communication is basically part of aging…”Choosing Texas” is number 1 despite nobody really knowing it…run don’t walk to Titanique, it’s the musical fever dream you need…Jim Parsons is a revelation in profanity…we miss you Avenue Q…a convo about furries with DJ’s mom should be recorded for our entertainment…Ish’s abuelos blindspot with recognizing Darien…Last Soda: Anime Community & Nightowl Cookies Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.