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Is Alice some kind of fully metallic alchemist? Listen and find out! It won’t even cost you an arm and a leg. Stories Used Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/10/pet-goose-Goosey-barn-fire-hero-Fort-Bend-County-Texas/1921786371082/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/21/San-Diego-City-Council-Darth-Vader-Flock-cameras/9851787334242/   Jane https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/20/germany-sheep-bus-car-wash-Ludinghausen/4781787240887/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/21/netherlands-Guinness-World-Records-fastest-motorized-clog-shoe/7791787326752/ Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/17/bear-KFC/4191786983854/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/17/canada-Wilder-Institute-Calgary-Zoo-grizzly-bear-escape/3681786978537/

I had to bleep so much from this one. Y’all have no idea.  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/13/suspicious-object-Washington-DC-bomb-squad-sex-toy/5991786640665/ (backup / optional) https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/11/kitten-stuck-furniture-Corvallis-Oregon/4681786463461/ (backup / optional) Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/07/raccoon-mayonaisse-jar-Dallas-texas/6681786113237/ (backup / optional) https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/06/latam-brazil-capybaras-Legislative-Assembly-Mato-Grosso/9241786025213/ (backup / optional) Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/10/bear-backyard-pool-Sierra-Madre-California/9061786374683/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/13/goats-board-bus-Portland-Oregon-TriMet/7881786637047/

Skeletor fills in for Alice Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.medpagetoday.com/criticalcare/generalcriticalcare/118231 https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-test-scan-diagnose-endometriosis-in-days-rather-than-years/   Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/14/Clay-County-Florida-pig/6661784041399/ (backup / optional) https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/13/Fort-Wayne-Zoo-wildebeest-escape/5331783957914/ (backup / optional) https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/17/Seattle-raccoon-Jimothy-spinal-deformity/4011784293750/ (backup / optional JIMOTHY) Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/17/bear-kiddie-pool-Steamboat-Springs-Colorado/8151784303179/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/13/bear-golf-clubs-Golden-Eagle-Golf-Club-Pitt-Meadows/7131783961633/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/15/deer-window-Blue-Daisy-Antiques-Dothan-Alabama/1641784137863/

Don’t excrete upon yourself Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/10/scotland-Scottish-SPCA-fox-cub-plastic-bottle-rescue/5181783704156/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/09/thailand-Meta-office-squirrel-loose/2541783618407/ Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/06/Newcastle-England-bull-cricket/3531783346988/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/02/loose-goat-Pierce-County-Washington-chase/7791783003549/   https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/01/Chronos-Games-Gifts-Beaverton-Oregon-Yu-Gi-Oh-hygiene/6581782917827/  Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/02/australia-Neil-the-seal-Tasmania-Australia/4521783013488/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/09/bear-JBER-Alaska-mall-peach/5831783613088/

Lauren forgets who she is in the Outro Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/19/dog-carries-armadillo-into-Oklahoma-house/1241781886056/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/26/giraffe-Gracie-escape-found-Real-County-Texas/9301782502259/  Jane https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/24/Montana-Highway-Patrol-Big-Banana-car/6191782315139/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/24/Dedham-Animal-Control-raccoon-glass-jar-rescue/7951782311502/ Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/25/campgound-toilet-rescue-Fresno-County-California/9991782404124/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/17/Berkeley-County-South-Carolina-alligator-porch/2851781723534/ (optional / backup)

Alice finds the Goat GOAT Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/19/Castle-Rock-Colorado-police-parking-lot-bear/8031781892058/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/16/loose-emu-Byram-Mount-Olive-Budd-Lake-New-Jersey/9121781627719/  Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mushrooms-used-to-clean-e-coli-from-rivers-and-immediately-implemented-in-england/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/18/britian-beavers-London-Underground-flooding-Ealing-Greenford/4701781800216/ (backup / optional) https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/16/turkey-Imperial-Russian-Ballet-Romeo-Juliet-cat/6311781623355/ (backup / optional)

Alice is missing  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/21/bear-doorbell-Sparta-New-Jersey/5501779382850/   https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/20/Utica-New-York-escaped-cow/2161779284509/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/21/emu-Duson-Louisiana/7121779386373/  Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/passionate-tortoise-guardians-help-critically-endangered-giant-tortoise-slowly-return-to-india/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/18/bees-Parleys-Canyon-Utah/4541779123030/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/18/ducklings-storm-drain-Pizza-Hut-Ohio/3021779122222/

Lauren is missing Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/15/canada-Crowsnest-Pass-Alberta-fox-hot-dogs/8031778865878/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/13/france-Saone-et-Loire-drunk-deer-warning/5941778684226/ Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/14/Westlake-Ohio-ball-python-loose/1361778771919/

Too many animals are getting arrested.  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/22/Cumbia-Nature-Festival-naturalists-naturists-nudists/3071776872855/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/21/finland-Finnish-Air-Force-cadet-pilots-draw-genitalia/7461776784445/  Alice (Optional: More emus being arrested)  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/25/odd-news-nashville-emu-escaped/6241777142764/ (Optional: Alligator gets arrested) https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/24/West-Palm-Beach-alligator-parking-lot-Florida/7041777048169/  Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/21/bear-tree-Albany-New-York/3141776793580/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/21/scotland-llama-pygmy-goats-escape-block-traffic/1711776785908/

We’re doing shrooms y’all  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/03/Guinness-World-Records-dead-hang/1991775235537/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/01/Animal-Rescue-League-Iowa-baby-chick/3941775055106/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/06/cat-mechanical-recliner-Overland-Park-Kansas/1141775481405/  Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/urine-from-music-festival-toilets-is-fertilizing-new-forest/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/aquarium-shares-video-of-harbor-seal-playing-with-his-rubber-duckie/ Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/06/black-bear-cub-New-Jersey-ditch/7771775482024/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/08/thailand-ostrich-escape-highway-run/7351775658293/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/10/escaped-emu-Walter-Barnstable-Massachusetts/8871775834916/

Nigel is very good Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/09/Hinesville-Police-Department-Georgia-tortoise-escape/2321773062845/  https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/hedgehogs-could-avoid-extinction-by-silent-ultrasound-installed-on-cars-to-prevent-roadkill/  Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/great-lakes-otters-are-a-conservation-success-story-with-populations-flourishing-in-us-and-ontario/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/multiple-types-of-plastic-are-turned-into-vinegar-using-sunlight-powered-process-without-emissions/ Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/12/Guinness-World-Records-Merlin-pig-Instagram/4171773327576/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/10/East-Durham-antique-store-owl/7491773162016/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/12/red-fox-Bronx-Zoo-stowaway-cargo-ship/2421773331290/

The Undetermined Beaver sounds like a mystery novel.  Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/kazakhstan-plants-37000-seedlings-to-prepare-for-imminent-return-of-tigers/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/rural-town-enthusiastically-switches-to-restorative-justice-and-recidivism-almost-vanishes/ Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/02/determined-beaver-Redmond-Washington/1371772475773/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/03/Medina-County-Ohio-Internet-outage-squirrel/6141772543216/  Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/06/raccoon-burglar-Cincinnati/1661772822936/ 1:39 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/05/italy-wolf-bridge-rescue-Verona-Italy/2001772726964/ (inflatable wolf)

Lauren once again asking the hard questions Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-spray-on-powder-instantly-seals-life-threatening-wounds/ https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/beautiful-australian-frog-returns-to-the-wild-with-the-help-of-frog-spas-and-frog-saunas/ Alice https://news.sky.com/story/crotch-enhancements-the-latest-controversy-at-the-winter-olympics-13503862  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/Ruherford-County-North-Carolina-pig-burglar/2211771429476/  Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/winter-olympics-cross-country-team-sprint-dog/2311771422753/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/20/wales-RSPCA-goat-trapped-window-well-Llandudno/1471771603369/

COO! Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/13/Port-Orange-cow-Publix-Florida/2191770997105/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/12/nz-Apanui-School-serial-thief-cat-burglar/7031770916696/  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0pcuuKahY  Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/McCook-High-School-loose-cow/7741770313259/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/wild-turkeys-Janesville-Wisconsin/6431770305690/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/04/canada-Gagne-Homestead-Rescue-Enzo-emu/5281770217936/  https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUXOUWcjMwW/

Lauren Yellingenby.exe has stopped working Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac  Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts  Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_ Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social Stories Used Alice https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/Auburn-Washington-goat-Wesley-Homes/7131768498381/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/22/Suffolk-County-New-York-bank-deer/2081769097809/  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/chickens-loose-Douglas-County-Colorado/8171768410715/  Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/colorado-begins-planning-return-of-wolverine-across-its-parks-absent-for-more-than-100-years/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/23/Transportation-Security-Administration-turtles-bra-replica-bomb-unusual/4841769194559/  Ear foothttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/womans-severed-ear-was-saved-by-grafting-it-onto-her-foot-before-reattaching-it-5-months-later/ Lauren https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/23/Network-Rail-emu-Hull-to-Liverpool/7811769190907/