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BACK TO BACHELOR Kurt adjusts to life in Victoria, returns to the cool corporate office, navigates an unreasonable number of locked doors, and turns his Pilates studio into a swimming pool. Ryan touches grass, loses his shoes, and loses Billy. Plus, was Gears of War: E-Day inspired by Kelowna? ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

IT'S A KURT EPISODE Kurt is back from his trip. Kurt makes The Decision. And we crown the Song of the Summer for 2026.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

The question to the answer everybody wants to know. Patio Lanterns High returns (S2E3). We determine the final Song of the Summer finalists. Ryan’s weddings. And a very important announcement that raises significantly more questions than it answers. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT SPIDER-MAN? Randy's just gotta figure out what Chunky's deal is (or who he is). Kurt and Ryan are trapped inside as fire and smoke engulf the province. We saw Spider-Man: Brand New Day. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME? Randy struggles to use a bidet. Kurt and Ryan journey to Valhalla. Movies, movies, movies: We discuss Spider-Man (nope, not the new one), Resident Evil, Obsession, and Backrooms.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

CLAP THOSE CHEEKS We watched Avatar: Fire and Ash. Colonel Quaritch won't stop chasing blue booty. The AirPod epidemic. Ryan just felt like running. Taking AI interviews just to feel something. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

SPORTS Kurt meets his performative male rival in Montreal. Is reformer Pilates a scam? Finding good matcha (we can't). Hockey nights are cancelled in Canada. Florida Georgia Line returns before we get Fast X Part II. Plus, a very supportive surprise guest. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

PILATES HUNT DRINK COKE ZERO Ryan prepares for a folk fest. Kurt looks to become a travel pilates guru. The boys test Coke Zero mixed with vanilla protein powder for science. Luke Bryan’s newest summer anthem. Mark Zuckerberg getting jacked. What is HYROX...more like WHYROX. Plus, Americans are officially taking over the Patio Lanterns listenership. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

MONKEY TROUBLE Randy is back from Bali and won’t stop talking about his new travel neck pillow. He recounts his escape from what can only be described as a coordinated monkey takeover. Meanwhile, Kurt tries Pilates. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

WHERE'S RANDY GOING, BINGO? Randy says goodbye. Canada Shore returning for Season 2. Song of the Summer 2026 launch. Diet trends. Kurt’s controversial take on live music sends ripples through society. Finally, some more Silent Hill and Resident Evil thoughts. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

CHOO CHOO Newly published author Courtney Kocak joins us to discuss her memoir Girl Gone Wild, a chaotic, funny, sometimes gross and uncomfortable look at chasing dreams, femininity, and figuring it out later. We get into acting, writing, happy endings in Tokyo, live music being too loud, and TRAINS. ----more---- Buy Courtney's book, GIRL GONE WILD: bookshop.org/girl-gone-wild A few more of Courtney's links: https://www.courtneykocak.com/ https://www.instagram.com/courtneykocak/ Private Parts Unknown Podcast The Bleeders Podcast Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

DROP IT HELL! I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THIS HOMIE! Kurt is back and brings tales of the Philippines. Kurt writes a letter in the event of his untimely demise. Permanent Daylight Saving Time? Discussing the remainder of Canada Shore Season 1 and finale. We are formally calling on Premier David Eby and the BC government to investigate troubling allegations that the Canada Shore cast neither spent the full summer together nor lived in a single house for even one month. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

STILL OUR FAVORITE SHOW - Olympic hockey talk - Randy doesn't do his homework - Discussing Canada Shore, episode 4 >:( - Randy's new chiropractor - Kurt's last episode :O ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

OUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW - Patio Lanterns High S2E2 - Discussing Canada Shore, episodes 1 through 3 - Could Canada Shore use a Kurt or Ryan to mix things up? - Fast X: Part 2, now titled "Fast Forever" FINALLY has a release date ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

UNOBTANIUM? Kurt has set his sights on the world of reality TV. Ryan takes on Bryan Johnson - the self-proclaimed healthiest man on the planet. Canada Shore premiering soon and we are set to talk to ya about it! Jake Sully is building an army of children to fight back against golf course developers on Pandora. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast