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If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Melanie for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Murderbot takes on a job as a security consultant and has to help some people who seem to REALLY WANT TO DIE to stay alive. Turns out, they got really lucky hiring a secret Secbot because it's immediately apparent they'd be dead in short order.  Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Melba does something pretty drastic that I kind of wasn't expecting, and Bull has to deal with the consequences of spacing that drug dealer last chapter. Meanwhile, Anna is trying to find her place on this huge boat and seems to find it! Until she stumbles across someone that I think might be Melba?  Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are wrapping up the first William Oh book, and we find out something VERY SURPRISING about Loth, and then we get a mission to draw us into the next book. Also, I'm sad about Bri.  Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Rachel Eaton for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which our friend gets a makeover and doesn't really mind it as much as it had expected. Then it realizes that even though this disguise might be superficially helpful, it still needs a reason to go to the station where the info about the "incident" is stored, and now it needs to get a job.  Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Anna goes to a cocktail reception with some really insufferable people, and someone tries to light themselves on fire. Then we hang out with Bull, who spaces a drug dealer, and move over to the Roci, where Holden is giving unwilling interviews.  Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones where we run into a whole crew of other creatures that are trying to loot the same abandoned/dead city as our friends. We also get to see what monster did this, and it's a pretty f*****g grim reveal.  Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Mayken for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are where Cazaril finally gets on the road to both brings the news of Teidez's death to Valenda and also to head on towards the dreamy prince that will break the curse on Iselle with true love's kiss. Or something.  Thank you so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which we move up to a new floor in which a lot of things are on fire or lava, and then it turns out that's the least of our worries! Someone has attacked the bus that Will and Loth are following, and that somebody is NOT a monster. It's other climbers.  That sucks.  Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Rachel for commissioning this episode! It's time for the next book, and we're getting Murderbot setting out on a new adventure to find out exactly what happened when it killed all those people that one time. BUT! It meets another bot that wants to help it blend in, because MB isn't doing as good a job as it thinks.  Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Will and Loth strike out on their own and leave Steve behind, but they don't actually remove him from the party because turns out maybe combat skills aren't the only valuable thing a party member can contribute! Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Yrys for commissioning this episode!  These chapters see our crew dealing with the fallout of Tiedez's rampage in the menagerie, although nobody is dealing with more of a fallout, in the end, than Tiedez himself. Meanwhile, Umegat is alive but has suffered a terrible loss that is truly so tragic it's heartbreaking.  Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones where Steve, the newest member of the party, seems to die almost immediately of a broken neck. Turns out, HE'S ALIVE! And he has a really wild class and abilities...but more importantly, experience and information.  Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to John for commissioning this episode!  In these chapters, Bull is dealing with some budget constraints that make the Behemoth basically one space battle away from crumpling like a tin can, and finds out there's some drug dealing going on. Meanwhile, John is getting set up by "Melba" to head to the ring, and Melba is attempting, with mixed success, to pose as a ship captain with experience. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Yrys for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Teidez gets some bad advice from a bad man WHO IS ALREADY DEAD and this dumdum still does what the dead man told him to do. Thankfully, Umegat is still alive, but there was a real scare there for a second and now Orico is blind.  Thank you so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Will has a REALLY weird encounter with a being that seems to be working under the authority of someone who is functioning...outside the rules of the Tower. He manages to get away, and then him and Loth go on to make a deal for a new party member.  Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV