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It's been a while, but I'm checking in with some random thoughts and updates on life just to get my toes wet. I really need to try to get back into this but I've been a busy young man

What have I been up to? Let's chat and catch up a little.

It's been a while, but i'm back and I come bearing exciting news. Your old uncle tommy is going to be a dad. Crazy right? We spend this whole episode talking about what that means for me and how that relates to life as well as whats really important. I'm get a little preachy so get ready to be lectured.

I guess it was bound to happen at some point. I was finally banned from tiktok for posting about other mens struggles with having a large penis, which I think is ridiculous considering the other content that is posted on that platform but whatever. Then of course we have to talk about the Meghan and Harry documentary as well as the cornucopia of nepotism that goes on in hollywood (we go through in a bit too much depth).  Merry Christmas. Enjoy.

Long episode today as we discuss a great many things including Kanye, Swifties, and insane fans of celebrities. Then of course we have to talk about the PRIMAL liver king and finish off the episodes with some whacky videos including some wonderful British tv show called MY MASSIVE C**K.  OOPS

I'm feeling very thankful today, so in today's thanksgiving special we talk about the true meaning of christmas and go through the origins of the wonderful holiday, why it is the way it is, and the worlds perception of us fat americans. I talk about what I'm thankful for and then I obviously go on a tangent about several news stories including twitter, taylor swift and her not so wholesome uprising, a nun who won "the Voice" and how to be hot.  Its a spicy one so enjoy and share with your mom at the dinner table as you debate abortion during family time.  Happy Thanksgiving.

the title is misleading. Today we start by talking about tom brady's inevitable divorce and speculate on what caused it. Then we obviously have to talk about elon and twitter since everyone else in the world is talking about that.  Finally we look at the curious case of darrell brooks (the moron murderer who killed 6 people in a christmas parade), and how he tried to represent himself and failed miserably.  Of course we have to finish off with reddit. enjoy

My assistant returns to tell us where shes been and introduce our new puppy. Then we go on several random tangents, talk about horror movies (The new Grinch one is coming out), and we go to reddit obviously to solve strangers problems. Fun episode. Enjoy

We start today off philosophical again as I talk about life, digital personas, and an update on my hypothetical situation. Then we go off the rails for some more fun and list off a few things that I doesn't understand. Finally we get back to the roots of the show by heading over to reddit for some good ol fashioned fun.

My brother Mike returns to discuss the death of Lizzy the II, presidential fashion, elon musk, and some other philosophical bits! Listen and enjoy and tell your friends.

Birthday's are dumb. I feel like I talk about this every year, but it must be repeated. Today we talk about my birthday and my thoughts on birthdays, the big 3-0, and age in general. I don't know why people worry so much, change and evolution are fun and important. We pretty much stick to the theme of birthdays for the whole episode as I go on tangents about different ages and periods in my life and who I was then compared to now. I tell some dumb stories and give some amazing advice on how to approach big birthdays.  Enjoy.  wish me happy bday anyways

Matt becomes preachy again and talks about why changing your mind is important. Then we talk about how Shia LeBouf recently converted to Catholicism because of his new movie about Padre Pio. After that, Matt goes on a tangent about Padre Pio and how weird his story is as well as other weird christian things.

Today, we talk about marriage and the importance of taking it seriously. Our host is a married man now and knows way more than you about the topic now, which is why he is lecturing you. Then we get on a tangent about some guy named Zach and other totally hypothetical situations involving Matt's grandparents. Then Matt pitches you his amazing idea for a new TV show about Jesus.

I'm back. Sorry I've been gone so long but I've been a busy child. Don't worry, once the wedding is over I'll have much more time to record.  Today we talk about how no one will remember you when you die, the state of the world, my marriage planning problems, and how none of that matters.

Lets talk about my trip to Disney! In today's episode, we talk my trip to Disney, how awful the people there are, and the horrors of Disney World. Then we talk about Will Smith's slap heard round the world with Chris Rock and why the Oscars are terrible.  Finally we read some more amazing spam letters. Send me some if you got them.