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Join  the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 4110-4282!  Contents include: blue ladies, golden retrievers, and dragging loved ones to hell. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join  the Elizabeths as they analyze CASCADE! That's it! That's the whole thing! Contents include: Cascade and all that comes with it. Enjoy! And God help you. Content warning: heavier sexual themes than normal. In humor, but still! Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3218-4108 Part 3, the final part! Contents include: structural standoffs, the art of soliloquy, and pet fixing in cringe media. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join  the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3218-4108 Part 2! Contents include: lists of the dead, wiki freakouts, and Elizabeth's cognitive limit. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3218-4108. Yes, those numbers are right - we're trying something new! Contents include: confusion, convolution, and heterosexual gal pals. God help you. Content warning: brief (hypothetical, fictional) incest mention (33:50-35:17). Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3119-3219. Contents include: soup, soup, and soup. God help you. Content warning: mild unreality. Mostly just absurdity, but if that disturbs you, we'd suggest skipping the mid part of the episode, 20:50 through 27:03! Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vR3tRJHMXgTlWc6Q_81-icOwBT6PxCGRxySnXT4-ZvXNt_3dXQb2NE24mWoVvGQkg/pub

Join  the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3079-3119 of Homestuck. Contents include: graphic murder, bone anatomy, and cracking the Hussie code. God help you. Content warning: mild discussion of  abusive relationships. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSrhaoDVjdFcw3q15r6RxWJMT4x-GXyWpYBiLrFNhYfS-opJQDFmXf4Na2SsXNjQmPiDSqNXk3pMG_5/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3035-3078 of Homestuck. Contents include: unwarranted Vriska comparisons, meme catchup, and cringe culture. God help you. Content warning: mild discussion of self-sacrifice and abusive relationships. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTm5aNr2fIFeuoOXlN2Mi2cthztmmbV4w4CHdjqtBYBxfrireCd1x73AFujQCaXtQyibb0u28h41A-v/pub

Confused about why we've suddenly reappearified? Look (or listen) no further! The Elizabeths are back from hiatus. If you want the full update, listen to this mini bonus episode! We also have a full unreleased episode out today that you can find here. Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTGdi6WGH7OaoX7dP3CYiBj49UuCoj6LvM66ybNFF-HKrJTU_ivYrZFd995euPuaPCuww33b218Xoes/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2973-3035 of Homestuck. Contents include: Vriska's rebound, auditory crimes, and physics debates. God help you. Content warning: the pages analyzed in this episode have a lot of flashing lights. We advise you don't read if you're light sensitive! Additional warning: This is an episode from last year. For context, click here! Also, Jon Michael's correct and current Instagram page is @jmsullivan.bbb! Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSRw73c-A0PBIoRyBhpOT4IVZ5MCKDrr6PFEUIV0Qban5e14oEQg2ueFVPQ7a2xZ_Pj1KTShVdLsDLY/pub

Programming Announcement: Production of new episodes is temporarily  canceled because of current events, specifically so we're able to give  support to the Black Lives Matter protests. More information and  resources located in full announcement and transcript. Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSqMAriupYkLUmZoymQHUJBcu76qaQy7hH0nyw2WNhXSqQJL8Lq-b_zcGXwcNMU0_fPx0Y5zzbkB2z7/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2888-1969 of Homestuck. Contents include: a little stabbing, stuckception, and a video game takedown. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS3Aa2E5DkcvX4qCbCMOuFlOWEr_zGurAhi-5Qap0D_c_COk9ykHgWEMhpGQqXprY-c7VwqvyDRzYgs/pub