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Hello Dysfunction

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4.8
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United States
This podcast has
374 episodes
Language
English
Explicit
Yes
Date created
2018/10/11
Latest episode
2026/10/15
Average duration
69 min.
Release period
9 days

Description

Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more. “Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”

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S2 Ep371: Humbled by Taco Bell
2026/10/15
A $50 Taco Bell order turns into a very humbling phone call. Pat is solo this week, talking lash-appointment panic, iced coffee at job interviews, and knowing when to apologize. Plus, more of your shadiest stories—including hidden cash, an unexpected car, and a husband who moved into the roommate’s bedroom. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams, join us on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/hellodysfunction Watch and subscribe on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions and stories:https://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
S2 Ep370: You’re a Fed
2026/10/04
Your first period, the boys are crying, Alloclae complications and Christa Pike won’t quit. No for-profit prisons, is Gypsy Rose back on her bs, self defense fashion and some kitten confessions. For early and uncensored releases, weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
S2 Ep369: Would You Cheat On A Murderer ?
2026/09/26
Fall is finally here, Gloria Estefan is alive, nail glue remover is worth it and  Pat will drink iced coffee from a stranger. Justice for Nolan Wells, underwear isn’t really optional, ignoring past grossness and we have a listener in a pickle. For early uncensored releases, weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
S2 Ep368: Use Your Nose
2026/09/18
Trust your nose, no men in gynecology, floating meditation and addictive phone games. Gas station rip offs, pray for the tenderloin, worst bday gift ever and using poop to cheat.  For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
S2 Ep367: SilverDaddies Support Group
2026/09/13
Welcome JP! Santana is 6, Pat and Lev are overheating, designer grandmacore, and Fat Joe is embarrassing. Adidas with another “mistake”, the Blueface circus continues, quaaludes making a comeback and some horrible cheating revelations. JP from The Grill joins Pat to talk music, moving to the Bay, family boundaries and keeping it professional. ❤️ Follow JP atInstagram.com/jtooswavy  For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction  Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction  Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
S2 Ep366: Lindsay Is Innocent
2026/09/05
Pat got good biopsy news, Santana survived the dentist, Mochi is making sin biscuits and love bombing is never safe. AI is getting darker, Lexus is watching us, Blueface has a toothbrush confession, a fake 49er found love, kangaroo tail is not oxtail and maybe Lindsay is innocent? For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
S2 Ep365: Disgusting Habits
2026/08/28
Pat had a biopsy, AIDS at the club, the Silly Summer Swap and Peez needs to fight. Praying for Chantel Brooks safe return, 20 years with Santa Muerte, flock cameras are for evil, and some really disgusting stories. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
S2 Ep364: Dick Doctor
2026/08/16
Kids don’t need lashes, Pat got a unique gift, the live show is postponed, and adult humor where it doesn’t belong. Cat and Jack program, a creative paint hack, Van Gogh was a creep, and there should be a child abuse database.  For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
S2 Ep363: P**sy Injections
2026/08/08
Getting ready for school, Pat is a driver, a mystery biopsies are medieval and Peez has a secret. A live show is coming, hoarders are dedicated, eshays are fascinating and a fun new corner of facebook.  For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
S2 Ep362: Thursday Is Orange
2026/07/31
Old people forget ages, object empathy might be hereditary, the kids are obsessed with Michael Jackson the Netflix trend is getting crazy. People are lying about hiking, more hygiene nightmares, new shoe scams and some good stuff to watch. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
S2 Ep361: Evil Rice
2026/07/23
Isolating is nice, a horrible discovery, old men love young girls and more stores are scanning our face. Did Kendra overreact, no more vacation excursions, is your friend’s crush off limits and will you date someone broke? For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
S2 Ep360: I Got Hacked
2026/07/17
A weird sore throat, a persistent hacker, Peez is a ballerina and Pat is blocked. Monitor your kids devices, Boosie got some karma, scary poop stories and even scarier ghost tales. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
S2 Ep359: Dirty Mackin
2026/07/11
Pat is turning into that cat lady, Lev has a new friend,  July 5th is Dre Day and justice for Nolan Wells! Chris Brown is a menace, stealing sauce, stop using the robots and check your creepy friends.  For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
S2 Ep358: Meet The Host
2026/07/04
Happy Birthday Big Juice, late night recording, some must see documentaries and a lengthy reintroduction.  For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
S2 Ep357: Who's More Elegant
2026/06/25
Summer camp sounds good, free cussing days, shoutout to the great dads and happy birthday Bunny!! Flower wars, no sleepovers, an internal yawn and put on a bra. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube!https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com

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4.8 out of 5
1844 reviews
★★★★★
Jay 💐 2026/09/18
✨
If I miss a pod I feel like a haven’t talked to my bestie in too long. I’ve been a listener since 2019 and recently joined the Patreon and absolutely ...
★★★★★
misslexy76 2026/09/17
Season 2 DELIVERS ♥️
Girl talk, real talk, unpopular opinions, Bay Area based & highly relatable. This isn’t just a podcast it’s a community and I’m here for it!
★★★★★
MamaSteen3 2026/09/08
much deserved ✨✨
A long, long time listener who loyally waits, mostly on time, on schedule for new episodes! I’ve listened even when listening became harder to do beca...
★★★★★
crissm650 2026/09/07
M Obsessed
I really can not stop listening i think m really addicted.maybe I can meet u one day
★★★★★
Emma32142 2026/09/05
Fav podcast!
I have been listening for years and Pat is that girl!!!! Love everything about the community and can’t wait for the new episodes to drop! Will forever...
★★★★★
Juicy Bucy 2026/08/28
You will not find one better than this one
So, I’ve been listening to Hello Dysfunction for about 8 years now. What started as a causal listen has grown into a community for me. I also have the...
★★★★★
Heidirollindeep 2026/08/22
Pata Fria aka THE GOAT
The most honest, raw, and hilarious podcast I have ever listened to! The guests share real life experiences and have great banter with the host, Pata ...
★★★★★
AZOSU 2026/08/22
Season 2 is AMAZING!
Pata Fria brings a breath of fresh air in season 2 with all new guests, content and extras! From the bedtime stories series, to the new write in promp...
★★★★★
Mychal Celeste 2026/07/29
Always A Vibe!
This show literally had me at “Hello”!!!! I first started listening when I worked at the post office, the pod got me through those brutal holiday seas...
★★★★★
jboogerr 2026/07/28
Love the show!
Updating my very old review.. I’ve been here since before Covid! How crazy! Although I did enjoy season one at the time, but season two? Let me tell y...
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