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Back from their second hiatus, Darek and Kelly celebrate the 15 minutes of fall in Vermont, openly discuss the pros & cons of Smashburgers, Darek's Rock Challenge standings, and Kelly's spiteful withholding of her O+ blood.

Darek and Kelly mourn the loss of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, discuss AI's complete lack of boundaries, and note the pivot from shorts to easy pants. The curtain is finally pulled back on what Darek does for a living. We will always love you, Dolly.

On this week's episode, Darek and Kelly discuss staycations, interesting fashion choices, aging in the workplace and the pros and cons of Noah Kahan.

Darek and Kelly are back in the studio after their summer hiatus! Please enjoy this mid-summer episode in which they discuss Jimothy, World Cup soccer (halftime shows), and the art of active napping.

Michele joins Darek and Kelly in the studio for the first official "Talkin' Balls" segment. There is much robust debate over whether there are more doors or more wheels in the world while Butchie and Maisel run tight security in the BCP studio.

In an earlier than usual recording time, Darek and Kelly tackle tough topics like global health crises, PO box eggs, and anniversary toilet seats. The bell is working overtime this week.

Refreshed after a vacation in sunny Florida, Darek joins Kelly in the studio where they quickly realize they're both in a wonky mood and are fighting for their lives during this episode.  Thank you to our pal Mel for the shout-out and to the new listeners. Welcome aboard!

From astronauts circling the Moon to hobbies that promote joy and/or foot bruises, Darek and Kelly cover a wide range of topics of no particular importance. Rest assured, in the event of Kelly's untimely death, the podcast will likely continue with a new co-host. Sending big love to our friend Mel at @interstellar_mel for the TikTok shout-out.

Darek and Kelly share their excitement about an update on their show merch, which somehow led to a shorter show. Sorry and/or you're welcome. Kelly considers a new show segment and Darek reflects on missed marketing opportunities in corporate America.

Time, time, time...see what's become of us.  Darek and Kelly accidentally focus on a theme/topic for this week's episode, and they both have a lot to say about the concept of time. And aging. And watches & clocks.  Shout out to our new listeners and to Shondell, who now lives rent-free in Kelly's head.

Darek and Kelly discuss their love of the Olympics and have several recommendations on how to make it more entertaining for themselves and maybe other people, too. Kelly embraces THC and Darek shares his newfound fandom of Ca7riel & Paco Amoroso. Baby Jane Doe!

Back from their Dry January podcast hiatus, Kelly and Darek do their best to find the humor in a not-so-humorous world these days.  When the day begins with a one-person hip hop kitchen dance party, things can only get better. Or worse.  Your hosts briefly discuss the perils of social media and discuss their hobbies, one of which suprised Darek.

With Kelly and Darek filled with anxiety and Christmas cheer, 4 minutes of accidental copyright infringements set the proper for this episode. Not entirely sure your hosts are recording, they cover the usual holiday topics such as buying a tree, party-germ etiquette, and of course, George Michael. Happy Holidays from us to you!

Minor tech issues continue to plague the Bitter Coffey studio but Kelly's requests for new mics fall on deaf ears. Darek and special guest Michele Palardy provide the support Kelly needs as she loses her already weak grasp on the English language.  Darek names the positive vibes during recording this episode while discussing the fact that most cartoon characters refuse to wear pants.  Shout out to new listeners Sophia and Ciara!

After a COVID-induced break from recording, Darek and Kelly are back in the studio with mics in need of replacement. Kelly explains her process for recalling songs for which she doesn't know the lyrics, and Darek shares his extensive cookie marketing magic.  The hosts take a crack at streaming platform rebranding, which quickly goes sideways. HBO, please feel free to reach out if you would like to explore next steps. Shoutout to our new friends at Generic Clothing!