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Present-day, you send off a tweet declaring the moral superiority of your preferred franchise. Meanwhile, Disney announces its slate of 20 upcoming feature-length toy commercials at their annual shareholder's meeting. You live in Hell. We can save you. Join us, the VHS KVLT, as we ply you with love and serotonin through the magic of watching genre films of the past

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Geriatric-Drunk Human Losers (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

2021/07/13

Alternate Title: The Long Road to Nowhere This one is for the birthday boy, and it's late because life isn't fair.

The Last Goonies Weekend (The Goonies)

2021/04/09

Alternate Title: Goodbye from The Goondocks. It's our last one for awhile. We watched The Goonies, which is one everyone knows about.

The Van Morrison (The Van)

2021/03/17

Alternate Title: Chipper Chef We watched The Van because it's St. Partick's Day, I guess.

Chinese Zodiac Killer (Tampopo)

2021/03/05

Alternate Title: In Love With The Ramen Women. This one's a Japanese movie about ramen. It's a rich bouquet, bold and inspiring.

Takin' Names (Streets of Fire)

2021/02/20

Alternate Title: Punchin' Dames We watched a movie called Streets of Fire, and oh boy, were those streets aflame.

No Entertainment Found (No Holds Barred)

2021/02/05

Alternate Title: Hulk The Ripper. We watched a movie that Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon did a bunch of cocaine and then rewrote in a hotel room. Someone decided to call it "No Holds Barred" despite all the punching.

Helicopter Violence (Runaway Train)

2021/01/23

Alternate Title: Clitpiercer. We watched Runaway Train. There's a train.

New Years, New Beefs (The Thing)

2021/01/08

Alternate Title: Brimley Binge For the New Years', we settled in to watch something with some old friends in it and watched The Thing. The year of the KvLT begins.

Grinch Squad (Tokyo Godfathers)

2020/12/24

Alternate Title: Ho Ho Hobos. We cheated and watched something outside the wheelhouse this week. It's Tokyo Godfathers and it's great.

GREMMO (Gremlins)

2020/12/17

Alternate Title: Baby Yoda Prototype. We watched a true Christmas Classis this week - it's Gremlins. It's got everything, and if you don't like it, then you're a buttface.

Big Booty Ho Ho Ho (Silent Night, Deadly Night 2)

2020/12/09

Alternate Title: Clap Your Eyebrows, Say "Garbage Day!" We watched a sequel to a thing we watched last Chanukah season. This one is Silent Night, Deadly Nigh 2 and it tricked us into thinking we enjoyed the first one.

Dinah Fire (Invasion U.S.A)

2020/12/03

Alternate Title: Livin' in an X-Mas Town! We watched another Chuck Norris movie and we wish we didn't. Some Russians or something invade on Christmas or something... we think.