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What's the best nickname you've ever heard? Let us know! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

I will die to quicksand now. For sure. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

For real, we hope Carrot Top is ok and gets the help he needs. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

The first half of this episode was corrupted. I thought we lost the whole episode but I was able to salvage the last half of the show. A week late, mind you. I figured, better late than never! You'll get a double shot today! Well... i shot and a half, I guess. Apologies for the gap in programming. We hope this finds you well. Enjoy!

Pat joins the crew for the day! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

I'm currently starting for the SanFransico 49ers and am a touch shy for cash at the moment. I get a paid in a few weeks if anyone wants to lend me cash until then... ;) Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

We are trash. Certified trash. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

I tested the limits of the Olive Garden last night. They will indeed not stop putting parm on your pasta or salad. This business model cannot last! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

According to the internet, the average podcast will post 21 episodes before becoming inactive. I've said from the start, I didn't even think we'd make it that far. But here we are, 400 episodes later. Simon quit weed, Kamar quit drinking, I had a kid. Lots of change over these 400 episodes. However, if you're reading this, you're still here! Which is all that matters. We love you all. We thank you all. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self! Looking for a little more energy, focus, and drive? Mars Men is an eight-ingredient daily supplement designed to support healthy testosterone levels and male vitality. It’s a simple way to support your body and keep yourself operating at your best. Mention us when you checkout! https://mengotomars.com/

One man left standing. Both guys leave the city one episode before 400 episodes. Can I hold it down alone? No, of course not! I brought friend of the show Brett back to discuss pizza and America! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Racoons have a special place in my heart. Disgusting, I know. JIMOTHY FOR LIFE!! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

We're young. We're hip... fam. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Gang, I'm gonna level with you. The computer I use to edit is on the fritz. I got a guy coming to look at it this week. But if he can't figure it out, he drops will be delayed. I do apologize for the waits these past couple weeks. It's out of my hands. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

Yes. It is. Sorry for the one day delay. We had a power outage after the worst storm we've had in 25 years and it did a number on the computer I use to edit everything. Better late than never, I guess.  Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

If Paraguay can beat Germany, surely we can beat Morocco and France... and Argentina. We are over the moon with our performance so far. Can we go one step further? Probably not. But it's all about improving every step of the way. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!