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"Do you think it's called a Green Room because there's aliens in it?" This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Clock Machine" by Dragon Inn 3.

The year is 1997. The place is Portland, Oregon, where our protagonists are attending Out There Con -- a Fortean convention full of weird characters. But the strangest relationship here is to time itself. This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Clock Machine" by Dragon Inn 3.

It's finale time! This one did not end how I expected...at all. And stick around after the episode for a preview of Dungeons & Dragons & Delta Green: a Reverse Isekai // Part One because IT'S CHARITY DRIVE MONTH HERE AT PTBP! This episode features Juicy Garland. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "anguish" by faulter. Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this document are ©Pretending Productions, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

The Fruition Five, or whatever you want to call them, head up to Kansas City to talk to the violinist/streamer -- and things get Unnatural™. This episode features Juicy Garland. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "anguish" by faulter. Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this document are ©Pretending Productions, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

It's time to meet The Country Fair Five. This episode features Juicy Garland. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "anguish" by faulter. Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this document are ©Pretending Productions, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

Will our intrepid heroes unravel the awful avian enigma before they're all exsanguinated? Find out NOW in this thrilling conclusion to Operation: Zoonotic! This episode features Caleb Stokes from Hebanon Games and Delta Green. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Be On My Side" by Dragon Inn 3. Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this document are ©Pretending Productions, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

I see miracles all around me Stop and look around, it's all astounding Water, fire, air, and dirt F*****g magnets, how do they work? This episode features Caleb Stokes from Hebanon Games and Delta Green. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Be On My Side" by Dragon Inn 3. Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this document are ©Pretending Productions, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

A police officer named Gilbert Mackey. A conservation agent named Lem McLamb. A former exotic animal trainer/dealer named Billy Ray Weaver. And Billy Ray Weaver's parole officer, Melissa Brundle. These four drew the short straw and must perform a compliance check on Claussie Baxter and her Ozarks Family Bird Rescue and Conservation, a rundown hillbilly aviary in Stone County, Missouri. This episode features Caleb Stokes from Hebanon Games and Delta Green. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Be On My Side" by Dragon Inn 3. Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this document are ©Pretending Productions, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

Ike S. Lovell, Cyrus Zuto-James, Simon Hopper, and Dr. Osiris Pelops are jammed between duty and morality. Will they help April Technologies recover the mysterious canister? Find out now in the thrilling finale of Mission: Unnatural. This episode features Ross Bryant from Push the Roll with Ross Bryant. Come to our first ever LIVE SHOW. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "FASHION" by willoh.

Ike S. Lovell, Cyrus Zuto-James, and Dr. Osiris Pelops entered a warehouse in St. Louis, Missouri to retrieve the requested cannister while Simon Hopper kept an eye on things with his surveillance drones from across the street. Will they make it out alive? Find out now in Part Two of Mission: Unnatural. This episode features Ross Bryant from Push the Roll with Ross Bryant. Come to our first ever LIVE SHOW. Here's the link to the Scenario Contest 2026 Submissions. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "FASHION" by willoh.

This is a homebrewed Pulp Delta Green scenario in the style of Mission: Impossible. This episode features Ross Bryant from Push the Roll with Ross Bryant. Come to our first ever LIVE SHOW. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "FASHION" by willoh. Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this document are ©Pretending Productions, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

This is a homebrewed Delta Green oneshot set in one of the best places on Earth to bleed out before you die. This episode features Beth May from Dungeons and Daddies. Come to our first ever LIVE SHOW. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Sink to the Bottom" by Dragon Inn 3. Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this document are ©Pretending Productions, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

This is the end of the line for some of Jasper Saffir's team. This episode features Jared Logan from Glass Cannon Network and LPN Bloodbath. "I don't love the seduction plan." - Jared We are playing Operation: STOP REPO, the 2017 winner of the Delta Green Shotgun Scenario Contest, from author Elendil004. Come to our first ever LIVE SHOW. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Overrated" by Hitters. Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this document are ©Pretending Productions, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

Jasper Saffir's cell of cowboys run into a few more unnatural vectors from previous operas at Cowboy Watkins' car auction before needing to leave. This episode features Jared Logan from Glass Cannon Network and LPN Bloodbath. We are playing Operation: STOP REPO, the 2017 winner of the Delta Green Shotgun Scenario Contest, from author Elendil004. Come to our first ever LIVE SHOW. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram and Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Join the chat on Twitch. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Overrated" by Hitters. Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this document are ©Pretending Productions, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property.

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