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Another weird week means we end up posting something weird! In this case, Ben and special guest Nichole talk about what to do if your footwear is killing bees, tips on how to get all the way through a book (can you imagine?!), and which book-based films surpass their source material. 

In addition to maybe our shortest introductory banter to date, we debut a new segment that is... well, I’m afraid it’s bad news. As in, actual news stories that are objectively bad. Yeah, I said it. Come at me, CNN!  Episode ingredients: Try Talking To Crows, Get Off My Elevator, List Assist, Bottom Ramen, I’m Afraid It’s Bad News, I Don’t Like The Tweet, and Hell Toupee  Send your questions/problems to [email protected] Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated Support us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast

We know Ben said this one would be titled “Bequeathal-gram” but we’re calling an audible. Besides, it’s official Fixers policy not to allow puppets to name our episodes. Especially when they act like little jerks the way that Burnt did. Or Bert... Whatever. The one that laughs like Ernie.   Episode ingredients: Summoning Mimosas, Modern-Day Freakazoid, All Nature Movie Are Fake (sic), The Wooo Context, 5 Minute D&D, Cremation Slushie, and Brought To You By   Send your questions/problems to [email protected]   Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc   Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc   The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated   Support us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast

Wait, has that clock been ticking in the background this whole time?!   We hope to be back with a new one next week. See you soon!

We’ve been living a lie, and it’s time to come clean: we’ve actually been performing these episodes live every time you hit the play button. We’ve also been writing one another’s lines, so it’s not really improvised but it is somehow both live and scripted... The nice thing about this is that we can always use one another as scapegoats for the terrible things we say.   Episode ingredients: Okes and Apes, The Dip, Get Off My Elevator, Lossy Transporter Clone, Car Man San Diego, Famous Quotes and Why They’re Wrong, and 2/3rds of Ben Franklin Key-on-Kite Party   Send your questions/problems to [email protected]   Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc   Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc   The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated   Support us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast

Ben brags about his sick skateboarding skills. Chris devises a foolproof money-making scheme. Dave invents a new…sport? You can decide for yourself. It sounds like a lot of fun, though. I can't wait to catch my first fisherman! Episode ingredients: Thankless Killing, Invoices For Nothing, The Next Icarus, When Spider-Boys Become Spider-Men, Brought To You By, Big Book Of Sins, The First Collective Tweet, and Maximum Dog Dare Send your questions/problems to [email protected] Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated Support us on Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast

Saddle up, y’all! We’re cowboys this time. Or rather, there are some cowboys. Briefly. Then they meet the fate that most fictional folks do when they spend any amount of time around the Fixers. Except Earl, he’s fine as long as he's not allergic to rattlesnakes.  Episode ingredients: My Name Is Earl... Prariedog, Nerf Sand, Can Someone Please Argue Now?, Simon Clops’ Magic Eye, The Clarence Trebuchet Persona, Zombie Hippie Cowboy, and Jaw Harps Are Dangerous Send your questions/problems to [email protected] Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast

You know how sometimes you don't have anything new to make for dinner, and so you throw together a bunch of leftovers? Sometimes it turns out delicious! This is exactly that, but with audio clips.    We do apologize that this compilation is utterly lacking in Enya or the X-Files theme. Weirdly, I think it does have Kenny G in there somewhere...

We are thrilled to have our buddy Quinn back with us, especially because he seems to be the good luck charm we needed. Our 5 Minute D&D drought is finally over! Twice!   Episode ingredients: Sweeping Up The Loose Threads, The Long Island Iced Tea Approach To Good Stink, The Return of 5 Minute D&D!, Those Lying Liars, 5 More Minutes of D&D!!, and The Bay of Schmear   Send your questions/problems to [email protected]   Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc   Instagram - instagram.com/fixersinc   The Bad One - facebook.com/fixersincorporated   Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast

If you detect any sleepy/nonsensical energy that found its way into this episode, it was totally deliberate and not because we spent an hour watching Chris play Vampire Survivors before we started recording.    Episode ingredients: Welcome To Camp Looksalittlelow, The Nebulous Zone Of Vague Alienation, Can Someone Please Argue Now, Badmouthing Kroger For 5 Minutes, A Rock’s Purpose, and Full Automatic Giggle   Send your questions/problems to [email protected]   Twitter - twitter.com/FixersInc   Instagram - www.instagram.com/fixersinc   Patreon - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast

We’re late! We had to reschedule recording twice last week, and that’s why we’re dropping this episode on a weird day. Sorry about that. To make up for it, we’ve invented at least three new swear words which we freely release to the public domain. I think that pretty much balances the scales, don’t you? Episode ingredients: That’s a Blonus, The Reverse Shirt, (introducing) Famous Quotes and Why They’re Wrong, Stinky Baby Fish Gift, The Pasta Monster, and Right In The Chimborazo    Check out our new Patreon page, and consider supporting the podcast - www.patreon.com/fixerspodcast   Send your questions/problems to [email protected]!   Twitter @FixersInc Instagram @fixersinc 

This installment is mostly about nasty cubes. It’s a little bit about Werther’s Original candies, but mostly... uh yeah, mostly nasty cubes. If that’s not your speed, then I’d suggest sitting this one out.   Episode ingredients: Angry Old Men, My Name Is Litigation Exempt, Introducing “Homework”, The Snack Cube, Remember The Way Of Club And Spear, The Wishing Cube Is Nasty, and Some Planet   Send your questions/problems to [email protected]!   Twitter @FixersInc Instagram @fixersinc