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“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.” Content Warnings: Intoxication. Transcript Patrons  Patrons Feb 23-28 Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii   Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Janice - Kayla Temshiv Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Burt and Kurt - Josh Rubino Burtkurt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Teddy - David Ault Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins David - Chris Harris-Beechey Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Employee 1- Mattie Roi Berger Dr. Manfred - Hannah Schooner Reality TV Host - Bailey Wolfe D-Class  - Mick Wheaton Scientist 1  - Daisy McNamara Dialogue Editor - Dana Creasman Director- Giancarlo Herrera Art - Pacific S. Obadiah Music- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Hannah Schooner Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!" Transcript   Patrons Feb 6-22 Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten   Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera   Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein Podcast Host - Fay Roberts Cliff Rogers - Josh Rubino Camera Person - Melissa Lusk   Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?" Transcript Patrons Feb 8 - 15 Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bosshart, Kyle Tomaszweski, DW, and AN. Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Teddy - David Ault Jack - Brandon P Jenkins Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein Mendonza - Rissa Montanez Bradley - Melissa Lusk Reynolds - B. Narr Wilhelm - Damon Alums Gordan Ramsay - Giancarlo Herrera Walker - Shelby Novak   Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen   Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..." Transcript Patrons Feb 1 - 7 threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Teddy - David Ault Secretary - Pacific S. Obadiah Operator - Hannah Schooner Mendoza - Rissa Montanez Mama Urt - Josh Rubino Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe Podcast Host - Fay Roberts Elevator - Tal Minear Speedo Man - Derrick Valen Telephone AI - Rebekah McLoughlin Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt." Transcript Patrons Jan 22 - Jan 31 Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGreenBubbles, Claudia Alvarez, Wingman Wingo, and Carlie Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Teddy - David Ault Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins Interviewer - Marquiz Moore Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger Mama Urt - Josh Rubino Little Timmy - Tal Minear Crowd of Children - Melissa Lusk, Tal Minear, and B. Narr   Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!" Transcript Patrons Jan 15 - Jan 21 Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, ReliableSage328, Octavio, Matthew Oshamoko, and TCW! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Janice - Kayla Temshiv Teddy - David Ault Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills David - Chris Harris-Beechy Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein Chauffer - Rissa Montanez Dr. Elena - Hannah Schooner Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe Interviewer - Marquiz Moore D-12601 - Daisy McNamara D-12603 - Hannah Schooner D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen   Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain." Transcript Patrons Jan 8 - Jan 14 Isaac Buitron, Munnka Man, Donald Crosthwaite, Hyperion Orange, "...", Your_Local_Birate, and Jordan Barnett Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Janice - Kayla Temshiv Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Podcast Host - Fay Roberts D-Class 1 - Mick Wheaton D-Class 2 - Isaiah Rothstein Elevator - Tal Minear Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger Office Worker 1 - Shelby Novak Office Worker 2 - Mike Fielding Office Worker 3 - Chris Harris-Beechy Scientist 1 - Pacific S. Obadiah Scientist 2 - B. Narr Security Guard - Damon Alums Research Assistant - Daisy McNamara Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen   Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure." Transcript Patrons Jan 1 - Jan 7 Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia! Cast & Crew "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Janice - Kayla Temshiv Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Jack - Brandon P Jenkins David - Chris Harris-Beechey Orientation Video - Stephen Indrisano D-12601 - Daisy McNamara D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah D-12603 - Hannah Schooner D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera Rodney's Mom - Elissa Park   Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Listen to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House" wherever you listen to podcasts! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3UBIVpBtlUt9yqsmothYWk?si=a42de3d3a30d4fc3 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-amiss-at-junipers-house/id1875054474 Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8b1f775c-7b8d-4829-ad6f-fe0da376b98b/something's-amiss-at-juniper's-house   Finley's life is quiet. Dull. Boring, even.   But today is different. Because today... they meet the girl of their dreams.   Content Warnings: Screaming, Gunshot SFX, A whole bunch of curse words   Thank you for listening to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House".  To support the show directly, please consider leaving them a review on your listening platform of choice, or joining their Patreon! Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium bronze prosthetics of an unknown design.   Content Warnings: Desecration of a human body, Discussions about the end of the world, Forced imprisonment, Mentions of slavery, Violence between family members, Weapons of mass destruction Requested by Loggerhead on Discord. Transcript Patrons  Pt 2 - Dec 22-31 Amandazillapop, HPCringecraft, Sam Clayt, overcast51, vanjerino, DazAnOrk, Jackson Zenger, Cole Martin, Dominic Wills, GamesandCereal, SteelRook00205, Oskar Mastalerz, Khaos Kelly, paradoz430, Paul Kenney, Marielle Nunez, Tom Torrens, Charles Pratta, Smack Turmoil, and Lukas Danner   Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by Kevin Whitlock With content from: SCP-073 by Kain Pathos Crow SCP-076 by Kain Pathos Crow & DrClef SCP-7376 by MontagueETC   Computer - Ben Counter O5-8 - Kale Brown O5-5 - Elissa Park O5-2 - Fay Roberts Private Rosales - Rissa Montañez Captain Miller - Vic Collins Oscar-15 - Damon Alums Mekhanist - Giancarlo Herrera Abel - Nasim Benelkour Cain - Karim Kronfli Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Newt Schottelkotte Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  SCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2.   Content Warnings: Forced imprisonment,  Gun violence, Gore and dismemberment Requested by Loggerhead on Discord. Transcript Patrons  Pt 1  - Dec 16-21 M'ris Berlin, Ninja, /ˈɡɑɹˌfiɫd/ (good luck with that one), Chandler Roy, David Hochhausen, Thomas Hacker, Hunter, Lorelai Blake, Levi, william seymour, and Alissa Wiles   Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by Kevin Whitlock With content from: SCP-073 by Kain Pathos Crow SCP-076 by Kain Pathos Crow & DrClef SCP-7376 by MontagueETC   Computer - Ben Counter Giles.AIC - Kayla Temshiv O5-8 - Kale Brown O5-5 - Elissa Park O5-2 - Fay Roberts Private Rosales - Rissa Montañez Private Samson - Russ More Captain Miller - Vic Collins Oscar-15 - Damon Alums Lieutenant McNabb - Hannah Schooner Abel - Nasim Benelkour Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Newt Schottelkotte Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters) Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with paranormal forces and secret agendas, Jacob begins to discover a sense of belonging in a place he never expected. Equal parts horror and workplace satire, [REDACTED] takes inspiration from late 90s & early 2000s television like procedural monster-of-the-week shows X-files & Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the classic ensemble banter of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Psych. Visit their website: https://theredactedunit.com/ Join the discussion: http://theredactedunit.com/discord [REDACTED] S1E1: False Start (Part 1) Jacob Kane makes a big life change Starring: Jamie Petronis as Jacob Kane Athan as Eli Reyes Dan Morris as The Strict Producer Jeffrey Reddick as The Anxious Screenwriter Karen Neat as Server James Spurney as as Phil (Landlord) Nathan Lundsford as Jordan Kane Harlan Guthrie as ■■■ Zoe D. Lee as ■■■■■ Ben Akira Spencer as Officer Ioana Adascalitei as Jody (Paramedic) General Show Warnings Recurring themes of violence and peril, horror, death and grief, sudden & unsettling audio, use of weapons, secret-police/cover-ups, strong language. Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  This file is under revision. Recordings have been submitted by Junior Researcher Lyndhoff for review. Playing File: 6504-DRAFT-2.The following recording takes place in the home of Junior ResearcherLyndoff on an unknown date. Content Warnings: Misphonia, Mental illness, Body horror, Prolonged and persistent descriptions of physical trauma, Suicidal ideation, Suicide attempt, Foul language. Requested by Evil Guy on Discord. Transcript Patrons  Dec 1 - 15 Sam Rotman, Sinnamoroll, Calla, Beth P, James, Jose Arias, pdxbird, Neil Durkin, Markus Barbossa, Robert Powell, Kit Barlow, Patrick McMillen, Scruffles the World-Eater, Alan Melchor, Rebekka R, fridablomst, Snow Stickel, Dillon Heidenreich, and Matt Martin Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-6504  was written by J. Dune Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Daisy McNamara Computer - Marquiz Moore Dr. Tanaka - Melissa Lusk Lyndhoff - Harlan Guthrie With Brad Colbroock as Himself. Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Dana Creasman Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  SCP-3840 is an emaciated humanoid entity that manifests in the Boreal forest region of Canada. It appears to be covered in severe burn wounds and is estimated to be 2 meters in height.   Content Warnings: Fire, emetophobia, gunshots, supernatural Transcript Patrons  Nov 23-30 Ben Evans, A.J. Rifle, SleepyBee, Leonard Papszun iveus, Keegan Scher, Rhyus Farseer, Denn, Kelly Nunya, Josh Lastname, Jacob Perry, Damian X Face, and Zak Watson!   Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-3840 was written by NatVoltaic Script by Daisy McNamara   Narrator - Elissa Park Mercier - Kale Brown Villenueve - Russ More Subject 2 - Bailey Wolfe Subject 3 - Chris Harris-Beechey SCP-3840 - Dustin Parsons Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Dana Creasman Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Chris Harris-Beechey Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

     SCP 8670 is an mp3 audio file of a short melody consisting of nine notes.   Content Warnings: Mentions of suicide, existential dread Transcript Patrons  SparkyOpossum, Ember Beckman, Lilith Night, ImmeasurableHeaven, Garrett Levin, Todd Caputto, Matthew Cambell, Fangerionix, Alexandru Zugrav, Elijah Barlow, LokiXero, Willow, Lavender, Amelia!, Gabriel, and Courtney Sanders   Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-8670 was written by Inactivity Script by Kevin Whitlock   Narrator - Jesse Hall Birkmire - Shelby Novak Wozniak - Sam Stark Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Music- Newt Schottelkotte Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.