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It's episode 175! Is this the end of the podcast? Despite my attempts to make it so probably not.

Once again we are back with Michelle, to actually go over some news headlines this week.

Michelle is back, and we have a huge pile of news headlines to get to this week!

What would a conversation be like between you and the walls of your room, if you were in the fifth grade? Well we have the answer, as we once again delve into a notebook Elliot's mother found while cleaning his childhood home. There's also a poem about dreams, as well as an essay about what Elliot did on winter break, that is 100% untrue.

We also talk about the church of the flying spaghetti monster!

We also talk about balding men, cutting grass, and inappropriate Wordle solutions.

My mom recently stumbled upon an old grade school notebook I had. Inside were writing scenarios that are straight gold. What are a couple of the samples about you ask? What if you could buy shoes for walking up walls? What if balls were square? Good stuff.

You've been warned. I actually cut most of the hard core stuff Tessa spouted for you snowflakes.

We also try Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew. It goes about how you'd expect.

If this isn't our longest episode ever, it's certainly close. It's also the first episode that has had zero content editing done. Usually I'll do a little touch up here or there to get rid of the long pauses, but because I'm finishing this up about a half hour before my bedtime the night before release I've only made sure all the mic levels were ok. Please enjoy.

Tessa also shares the most bizarre item brought to school for show and tell.

We are back with another episode of weird news headlines from the week.