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It’s hot union summer and everyone is on strike! Well, everyone except F1 probably because Bernie Ecclestone... cause as we learn, it’s always his fault. We talk the WGA & SAG-AFTRA strikes and then completely pivot to our vroom vroom hyperfixation to discuss the firing of “Nyck” De Vries from AlphaTauri. 

Hello Jess and Abby use podcasting as an excuse to connect and also because we think we are hot, insightful, and funny, we make everyone listen to us. Should this have been a Facetime call? Maybe, but then you wouldn’t get to listen to us be hot, insightful, and funny as we talk about the WGA strike, Formula 1, and Prince Harry’s traumatized penis. You're welcome lol

We’re not! We are still alive and here to talk about the absolute shitshow that was 2022. Buckle up, folks, it’s a mostly bumpy ride. But hey, at least the Queen died!

It’s lights out on the first half of the Formula 1 season and away we go with the summer break silly season! That’s right babies, it’s another F1 episode. This time we catch y’all up on all the drama that has occurred in the two (2) days of F1’s summer break (as of recording this ep.) as well as some of our highlights throughout the season thus far. If you’re looking for a technical, factual review of the F1 2022 season, this isn’t it. But if you’re looking for something stupid, horny, and anti-racist/anti-imperialist, we’re your heauxs!   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: [email protected]   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod   

Ew, we’re talking about Star Wars. But first we have to be haters for like, 40 minutes because we are who we are. We eventually get to talking about Kenobi, we promise. And when we do it’s nothing but love from then on. Join us as we talk about the true keys to Star Wars (hint: it’s love & trauma), emotional catharsis,  unintentionally unpack some childhood trauma because we got too emotional about Little Leia just getting to be a kid, and get ready for Darth Vader’s Reputation Era.   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: [email protected]   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod    Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink 

JACLYN’S BACK AND READY TO TALK ABOUT HOT LESBIANS! That’s right, babies, we’re talking about Arcane! Join us (but mostly Jess and Jaclyn) as we deep dive into the story of Arcane, the music, the art, and characters like Vi (hot), Caitlyn (hot), Jinx (traumatized), and Jayce (THE WORST). Jess gets horny for Silco, Jaclyn makes beautiful & insightful commentary on a show based on a s****y video game, and Abby eats chicken nuggets and occasionally talks about how hot the women of the show are. The perfect LBT episode.   Follow Jaclyn: @Jbandos Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: [email protected]   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod    Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink 

IT’S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO WITH THE LONG ANTICIPATED JESS AND ABBY’S GUIDE TO FORMULA ONE!!!! Join us as we introduce you to our version of the most popular motorsport in the world. Spoiler alert: It’s horny. If you’re looking to genuinely learn about the sport of F1, this is not the pod for you. Or if you’re a Max Verstappen/Red Bull/Christian Horner fan. Go away. Team LH 5ever.   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: [email protected]   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod 

Russ is here and we’re talking about the best show ever, Derry Girls! Join us as we figure out why we, a bunch of Americans, relate so heavily to a group of Irish Catholic girls growing up at the end of The Troubles in Derry. Also Abby talks about being Catholic (sorry) and triggers the Protestants (not sorry). Never forget that Protestants hate ABBA and we are all Derry Girls

Listen, we’d love to not be a Star Wars podcast anymore but Star Wars (& Star Wars fandom) keeps showing its whole ass so here we are. Join us as we talk about The Footnotes of Boba Fett and scream about bad storytelling, Temuera Morrison not getting to be the star of his own show, and transphobia within LFL & Star Wars fandom regarding Rosario Dawson as Ahsoka Tano. Don’t worry, we still manage to make this horny though. Gotta stay on brand.   Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia   Send us an email: [email protected]   Patreon: patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod    Logo by Lauren Kurtz @coppertop.ink 

2021 sure was a year! Let’s recap it with the only coping skill (and maybe our first line of defense against COVID) we have: the devil’s lettuce. From insurrections to Nicki Minaj’s friend’s cousin’s testicles to buttering cats, we’ve got it all. In loving memory of Betty White and the Boat that got stuck in the Suez. 

Howdy Christmas Cowfolks! This week we continue our bad southern accents and review Tello's Christmas on the Ranch! Join Emma and Abby as they love on lesbians, bemoan the idea that a strong social media presence isn't necessary for a business, and get a little horny for the holidays. Enjoy!   Next Week: A Castle for Christmas & A Christmas Dance Reunion   Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Emma: @Emfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia

Howdy Dolly Lovers! This week Abby and Emma review Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square: a very musical-y musical that is 100% queer culture because Dolly Parton and Christine Baranski are in it. Enjoy!   Next Week: Christmas on the Ranch   Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay Emma: @Emfys_Nest Abby: @abbymcecilia