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In today’s episode, the crew tackles some wild stories and unexpected moments:We A mind-blowing story about surviving a car crash, beating cancer, and a crazy theme park incident. How much risk is too much? We dive into theme park safety, blacking out on roller coasters, and a potential collab with the internet’s favorite Disney Suit Guy.B-list (or A-list?) celebrity Noah Centineo drops by the studio for DLS—and things get hilariously awkward. D-List Celeb Roy pulls off one of the most unbelievable obscure guesses in show history. We play a game of "This or That" ranking classic Nick shows like Doug, Hey Arnold!, CatDog, and SpongeBob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The crew is back on Mystery Crate with Amin Elhassan joining Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, Roy Bellamy, Tony Calatayud and Jess Smetana! In this episode, Tony reveals his top 5 most heinous sins spotted at Disney World and Universal Studios—from guys in thong sandals and heavy tracksuits to the viral "Disney Suit Guy" roaming Hollywood Studios.Plus, the gang breaks down NFL coaching theories, Jess shares a bizarre "Larry David-esque" restaurant leftover chicken mix-up, Tony goes on an epic rant about school zone speed camera tickets, and the crew debates who would survive longer in prison.Also an update on the Surviving Running Back Pool Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Mystery Crate crew is back, and nobody is sleeping normal! Jess drops a mystery photo in the group chat that has everyone trying to figure out how human limbs work, while Jeremy tries to troubleshoot his leaking air conditioner (and whether to just call a friend). Plus, Tony checks in live from Disney's Tomorrowland where a $14 burger meets a fatal Coke spill, the crew ranks their favorite seasonal songs, and Mike Tomlin’s secret 12-year Minecraft obsession gets unpacked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris Cote reveals his plan to skip the traditional family Thanksgiving and take his wife and daughter to Disney World instead—but is it a brilliant holiday idea or a family betrayal?The Mystery Crate crew also gets an update on Chris’s latest officiating experience, including the embarrassing moment he wishes everyone would forget. Then, they revisit the running back poll and discover Rose hilariously misspelled almost every player’s name in her own Spanish-inspired way—although one correct answer leaves the entire room impressed.Plus, You Betcha returns, Tony explains the proper way to experience EPCOT (with drinks, of course), and the crew debuts a new Pixar “This or That” game. Tony mounts a passionate defense of Cars, Chris becomes increasingly bothered by one part of the game, and the final result takes an unexpected turn.Subscribe for new episodes of Mystery Crate every week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Football season is finally here! The crew shares their perfect setup for watching Week 1—and the reality of how everyone actually watched the games. Rose also gives Jess her best hacks for secretly watching Netflix, football, or anything else while working in a press box.Jess recaps her US Open experience, including the food and two major celebrity sightings. Meanwhile, Chris is nervous about officiating a wedding this Friday and writing the perfect speech. Unfortunately, his first draft reminds him of his dad because Chris somehow managed to make the whole thing about himself. This leads Jess to explain why women love a man who loves his wife.Plus, everyone chooses the one symptom they would eliminate forever, Tony reveals that he sweats while he poops, the heartburn conversation somehow returns, and Jess explains why she is afraid to enter her credit card information on any website.Subscribe for new episodes of Mystery Crate every week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The crew creates a Survivor-style draft where NFL running back injuries could eliminate your team. Who made the smartest picks—and whose season might be over before it even begins? Tony brings a new round of “Would You Rather,” we find out who’s actually a good driver, and Rose tells us about her horseback-riding adventure. Rose would also like to formally apologize for how much everyone talked about her in this episode. She didn’t plan it, she promises. Please direct all complaints to literally anyone else. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jeremy Tache makes his country music debut with the world premiere of “Diary of a Personable Fella,” and the Mystery Crate crew shares their unfiltered reactions! Chris Cody also announces his very own intern program, while Jonathan Zaslow tells an unforgettable Super Bowl Radio Row story involving NFL legend William “The Refrigerator” Perry. Plus, the crew debates the best cookies of all time, shares celebrity encounters with Clay Matthews and Rick Bayless, makes college football predictions, and searches for one of Miami’s last remaining Quiznos locations. It’s another hilarious and unpredictable episode from the Mystery Crate crew in the Dan Le Batard Show and Meadowlark Media universe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Mystery Crate crew is drafting their ultimate last meals and the people they’d most want as their brother-in-law.We also confront our fear of bridges, debate whether we could ever jump off one, and learn from Zaslow that you can put a sticker on your house to tell firefighters there’s a dog inside. Apparently, he’s the only person who knew this.Plus, Rose makes an appearance—and the crate gets chaotic as usual.What would your last meal be, and who are you drafting as your brother-in-law? Let us know in the comments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Would you rather have chicken for life or $40,000 in cold hard cash? Plus, is JFK's body really where they say it is? Is it weird to take a solo trip? And the unwritten rules of weddings all on this week's Mystery Crate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Should a bachelor party have a detailed itinerary—or should everyone just go with the flow?The Mystery Crate crew debates a chaotic Naples bachelor party schedule featuring a 4 a.m. fishing trip, an 8 a.m. workout, basketball, a sauna, a cold plunge, steak and eggs, and absolutely no concern for what the groom actually wants.Plus, the crew reveals the strangest things currently appearing in their social media algorithms, from Emeril Lagasse and eating challenges to adorable bulldogs and basketball tutorials. Jeremy also confronts a painful truth: at 31 years old, he has officially entered his “Unc” era. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on Mystery Crate, we’re going back to high school—and some of the revelations genuinely shocked us. We break down exactly who we were as teenagers, the cliques we belonged to, and how we’re slowly becoming our parents whether we like it or not.Plus, Rose takes Midol before recording and somehow falls asleep in the middle of the show. Allegedly “under the influence of Midol.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rose stole Justin Bieber’s PlayStation in Guatemala… and then somehow LOST IT. Yes, this story is as chaotic as it sounds.This week on Mystery Crate, Chris tells us about his time in New York, including some unexpected celebrity sightings. We also get into Chris’s eating habits, the Top 100 Movies list and how many of those movies we’ve actually seen. Plus, we remember what the movie theater experience was like back in the day—and how much it has changed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's Mystery Crate, things get weird... fast. We debate our Top 3 Christopher Nolan movies, while Chris somehow becomes our resident Nolan expert... despite only really watching the Batman movies. Then we spiral into one of the internet's wildest rabbit holes: the famous photo of baby Lamine Yamal with Lionel Messi and whether it's just an incredible coincidence... or proof we're all living in a simulation. As always, the conversation goes completely off the rails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What do an old ship in New York, the worst months of the year, Chris' legendary "ass story," Zas' old story, a TV show that disappeared out of nowhere, and the FIFA World Cup have in common? Absolutely nothing... which is exactly why this episode is chaos from start to finish. We debate the most random topics imaginable, tell embarrassing stories that probably should've stayed off the internet, remember shows that were canceled way too soon, and somehow end up talking about the World Cup. If you like ridiculous conversations, unexpected tangents, and the kind of nonsense that only this crew can create, you're in the right place. • What canceled show do you wish would come back?• Have you ever visited the old ship exhibition in New York?• Which month is the absolute worst? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices