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Today begins our new series, where we examine the UFO, alien, paranormal, and otherwise weird events of the month, and fill you in on what they mean. This month, we talk about the Jellyfish UFO, aliens at the mall in Miami, what real scientists think about Neil Degrasse Tyson, extra dimensions, alien disclosure, the Department of Defense, and more. This episode is FREE for everyone to listen to, but we’d love your support to keep making Weird Months and our weekly patron-only episodes! Head to https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity to become a paid subscriber, which gives you access to our patron-only Discord server and over 400 episodes you’ve never heard. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

The whistleblower David Grusch testified under oath to Congress yesterday that there has been a secret UFO retrieval program going on for decades, and that the US government has retrieved both alien craft and alien bodies. We talk you through the implications of this, along with the question no one else is asking, let alone answering: Is David Grusch an alien himself? Listen now and find out. If you’re not a patron of GBU yet, this would be an excellent time for you to do so. Our last few months of episodes have been for patrons only, and you’ve missed over 200 patron-only episodes! Your membership also comes with an invitation to our exclusive, patron-only Discord server. Become a patron right here, right now by clicking this button: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

This week, whistleblower David Grusch revealed the existence of a secret US program to retrieve crashed alien spacecraft, and it goes back further than you’d think. In today’s episode, we tell you what he revealed, what it means in the context of the post-2019 alien disclosure program, and where all of this is headed. Today’s episode is free, but this year, we’re saving most of our episodes for patrons only. You can become a patron, enabling you to hear our entire archive (including 170 patron-only episodes of Garbage Brain University and Everything Is Real) for only five bucks by Subscribing here: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

What happens when you shoot a UFO 1,400 times and it flies off without complaint, in front of thousands of onlookers? The Battle Of LA took place in 1942, and reveals the bizarre nature of unidentified aerial phenomena. We give you the evidence, including a strikingly similar case from over 400 years ago, and let you decide whether or not it was “just a weather balloon.” You should really become a patron of GBU / Everything Is Real if you haven’t already, btw! You’ll get 180 episodes you’ve never heard, and membership in our Discord server, where we work together twice a week to answer the standing question in every episode. (Membership is restricted to patrons, so there aren’t any randos.) • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Unearthed in Belize in the 1920s, this crystal skull purportedly imbued its owner with powers and enabled her to live to the age of exactly 100. We find out the truth behind this famous skull and others unearthed over time, and reveal the legend of what happens when all 13 of these skulls are reunited. Becoming a patron of GBU/Everything Is Real gives you access to twice as many episodes as free subscribers, and allows you entrance into the mystical GBU Discord server. Convert your free subscription to a paying patronage by clicking this button, and join us: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

In 1984-5, a schoolteacher began receiving messages on his computer from a man living in 1574… and, then, messages from someone in the year 2109. We examine this, and the related paranormal activity surrounding the arrival of Ye Mysticyl Boxxe Of Lightes Upon Which A Manne Can Engrave Lettyrs, in today’s Everything Is Real. Not a patron? We need your help to continue researching, writing, and recording these episodes! You’ll be rewarded with our secret discussion area as well as over 170 episodes that only paying patrons are allowed to hear. Join us now by pressing this button: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

The famous Ziggurat of Ur may contain a wormhole (“stargate”) that allows travel through time and space. Did the US wage the Iraq war to take control of it? Where are the other wormholes? And why did the Sumerians build it in the first place? We investigate these questions, plus what happens when the EMP destroys all of our data, why you can put trash in a wormhole, why Natalie hates outer space, and why Einstein would have hated all of this. Not a patron? You’ve missed our investigations of the real Men In Black, apes with psychedelic mushrooms, a time-traveling battleship, and instructions on how to summon an alien with sex magic. Become a paying patron now for these as well as 170 episodes you’ve never heard and access to our subscriber Discord to discuss these topics and more. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

The Travis Walton abduction case is one of the most well-documented of the 1970s, and today, we dig into the evidence. Why did the aliens heal him aboard their craft? Who was paid off to “debunk” the case? And what was network television’s motive in having him play a game show, decades later? We reveal all this and more in today’s free episode. Not a paying subscriber? You should become one. Not only will you support us researching, writing, and recording Everything Is Real, but you’ll get access to our entire backcatalogue of over 170 episodes of GBU + EIR and membership in our exclusive Discord server. Join us now. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Today, we bring you the Hopkinsville Goblin case, one of the most compelling extraterrestrial/interdimensional beings discovered in the 20th century. For hours, these goblins tormented a farm family in rural Kentucky. Where were they from? How did they get here? And how did Pokemon take this famous cryptid sighting and turn it into Sableye? We answer these questions and more in today’s Everything Is Real. You can help us continue to research, write, and record GBU/Everything Is Real by becoming a patron, a sponsor, or a paying subscriber. Not only will you get full access to our discussion channels, but you’ll hear over 170 episodes that are only for paying members. Do it now. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

John Titor came from the year 2036 and may have changed our timeline. He was a child soldier who fought in the New American Civil War, and predicted the Y2K disaster, Mad Cow Disease, and World War III. Did he change our timeline? Is the current state of affairs the result of meddling in cosmic destiny by a soldier from the not-so-far-flung future? We reveal everything in today’s episode of Everything Is Real. We need you to become a paid patron so that we can continue to make GBU/EIR. Please join us using this button or the address at the end of the episode! • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

After WWII, the Nazis dispersed across the earth like dandelion fluff. Did some of them end up in Antarctica? We investigate today, along with the details on Operation Paperclip, Bob Lazar’s involvement in Nazi technology, foo fighters (the UFOs, not the band,) the Nazi UFO crash in 1965, Operation Highjump, why the toothbrush moustache is coming back, and why people are always so naïve. Please consider upgrading your subscription to the paid level ($5/mo!) It’s not much money but it will help us continue to research, write, and record Everything Is Real. You’ll get full access to over 170 paid episodes you’ve never heard, plus membership in our secret Discord community. Have friends? Consider gifting them a year of paid GBU as a present this year, using this very button. Your gift sub lets them get all the benefits of regular membership, but you’ll pay for it instead of them. It sounds wonderful to be your friend. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

The portal that Jack Parsons and Aleister Crowley opened may have ushered in the age of UFOs... and may have been the first sighting of what most call a "grey alien" today. We went deep on the rituals they used to do this, investigated the links between alien sex rituals and quantum mechanics, and tell you how to summon an alien yourself. For more Everything Is Real (you haven’t heard 7 of our patron-only episodes!) and Garbage Brain University (165 patron-only episodes,) you’ll need to upgrade to a paid membership. Hit the button and you’ll get all the extras. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe