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We learn: I don’t want to leave my mansion This weeks penguin house book is horrible I tell a personal ghost story Go on, read it for yourself: The Temptation of Harringay https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-temptation-of-harringay The Wood of the Dead https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-wood-of-the-dead Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/68b7624a-00d9-4936-b34d-17216e4bfdcb

We learn: I miss having a mansion Guy De Maupassant is a dick I miss the basement Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books?affiliate=12554\&keywords= Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/7125b336-8289-443a-8b4e-1724b84c03e9

We learn: finally finished this chapter- too bad no one cared Jane talks her way out of marrying her cousin I don’t think I can keep these people happy in the town hall Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/24dd1eab-c89b-4121-8c97-23d0c22a99f5

We learn: The cat butlers are becoming destructive St. John is trying to make Jane a kind of pastors-wife/slave St. John doesn’t let money get in the way of his being a dick Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/03cf4056-9944-4e02-8e85-1e1d9d76096c

We learn: Jane is going out of her way to make sure everyone knows she's a ‘cool’ rich person The butler cats are taking over a town St. John isn’t being very appreciative for a guy who’s supposed to get her money Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/0ea305c5-264e-428f-84db-f9dde7476204

We learn: There’s a hobo on my train Jane is rich! She’s going to pay people to love her Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/785f370d-3c8c-4cbc-a0c8-1ae32ec95603

We learn: Jane selflessly decides to cultivate love when she can’t do it for herself. I get to promote a horror movie called “Crack” about an ASMR chiropractor coming out on Screamify later this year. I didn’t get paid to promote “Crack”. I’m just doing it because they’re not spam - and I’m supporting the little guy. Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/d450f0f9-0a7f-4ccb-8aa0-15e0eadbb2a1

We learn: Mr. St. John has WANTS We get caught in a rain storm Jane is still worked into a lather over her old turd Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/5b857db8-a793-44a9-a5c9-36ce7e276eee

We learn: On the run with the Beverly Hillbillies car Jane finally finds people don’t want something from her We outrun the cops! Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/095d6a23-347d-4cc5-905c-4e77ff3672c5

We learn: We Steal the car from the “Beverly Hillbillies” The people helping Jane keep calling her ugly WE STOLE THE CAR FROM THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/ae43fd91-c027-4e3f-ac2f-7b4d0da9213d

We learn: Jane hits the road I pick up a hitch hiker We ditch the hitch hiker and I study up on the history of this book Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/25b3fb6f-2024-4ae3-a309-2c387237e269

We learn: This is the longest chapter on earth. I had to break it into two parts Rochester spends the whole chapter recapping what we already know from his point of view- like We’re living out of a car for a while Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/03f43a87-b759-491e-a9fe-1055948bdbf6

We learn: I found a void room. It was fine. Jane gets married, but finds out the weirdo in the house is her husbands wife I think I can take a crap in the void and it’s going to work out fine for me Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/1ad2e6d1-2360-4def-a78d-f729f4518cb4

We learn: We go to the attic for privacy from the perverts that own this mansion Jane thinks she sees a vampire The attic is full of ghosts who love s****y bands Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8865e84a-f5d1-4089-bd9d-98b6ff8a88a9

We learn: I’ve discovered a place to hide in this mansion- but it’s creepy Jane is negging Rochester, and its working There were a few questionable words used in this book, some of them REALLY questionable Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/2f4867cc-bd8c-4bac-a979-4c505047fb53