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We learn: finally finished this chapter- too bad no one cared Jane talks her way out of marrying her cousin I don’t think I can keep these people happy in the town hall Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/24dd1eab-c89b-4121-8c97-23d0c22a99f5

We learn: The cat butlers are becoming destructive St. John is trying to make Jane a kind of pastors-wife/slave St. John doesn’t let money get in the way of his being a dick Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/03cf4056-9944-4e02-8e85-1e1d9d76096c

We learn: Jane is going out of her way to make sure everyone knows she's a ‘cool’ rich person The butler cats are taking over a town St. John isn’t being very appreciative for a guy who’s supposed to get her money Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/0ea305c5-264e-428f-84db-f9dde7476204

We learn: There’s a hobo on my train Jane is rich! She’s going to pay people to love her Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/785f370d-3c8c-4cbc-a0c8-1ae32ec95603

We learn: Jane selflessly decides to cultivate love when she can’t do it for herself. I get to promote a horror movie called “Crack” about an ASMR chiropractor coming out on Screamify later this year. I didn’t get paid to promote “Crack”. I’m just doing it because they’re not spam - and I’m supporting the little guy. Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/d450f0f9-0a7f-4ccb-8aa0-15e0eadbb2a1

We learn: Mr. St. John has WANTS We get caught in a rain storm Jane is still worked into a lather over her old turd Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/5b857db8-a793-44a9-a5c9-36ce7e276eee

We learn: On the run with the Beverly Hillbillies car Jane finally finds people don’t want something from her We outrun the cops! Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/095d6a23-347d-4cc5-905c-4e77ff3672c5

We learn: We Steal the car from the “Beverly Hillbillies” The people helping Jane keep calling her ugly WE STOLE THE CAR FROM THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/ae43fd91-c027-4e3f-ac2f-7b4d0da9213d

We learn: Jane hits the road I pick up a hitch hiker We ditch the hitch hiker and I study up on the history of this book Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/25b3fb6f-2024-4ae3-a309-2c387237e269

We learn: This is the longest chapter on earth. I had to break it into two parts Rochester spends the whole chapter recapping what we already know from his point of view- like We’re living out of a car for a while Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/03f43a87-b759-491e-a9fe-1055948bdbf6

We learn: I found a void room. It was fine. Jane gets married, but finds out the weirdo in the house is her husbands wife I think I can take a crap in the void and it’s going to work out fine for me Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/1ad2e6d1-2360-4def-a78d-f729f4518cb4

We learn: We go to the attic for privacy from the perverts that own this mansion Jane thinks she sees a vampire The attic is full of ghosts who love s****y bands Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8865e84a-f5d1-4089-bd9d-98b6ff8a88a9

We learn: I’ve discovered a place to hide in this mansion- but it’s creepy Jane is negging Rochester, and its working There were a few questionable words used in this book, some of them REALLY questionable Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/2f4867cc-bd8c-4bac-a979-4c505047fb53

We learn: RoCheSteR is still a manipulative jerk. He’s not even hot enough to make it worth it my “relatives” have finally left the house, but they drugged my food RoCheSteR finally proposes after playing games with the other woman in his life Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/10ef07b0-a17d-49d0-8e09-0ce713354e2b

We learn: Jane is fed up with her old people I got a letter from relatives saying I can live in their mansion my relatives are perverts Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/a89e59e6-1745-42e2-8784-3b36e01a8445