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Squeaky bum time, the world's oldest dog, bum cheek hands and Attenborough exposed.

Poland XI. When Pecan Weevils attack. Angry cookie fans and Spud sabotage

Suspicious Bum smugglers. Dictator 11. Pissed up Cornish tank drivers and Dwight Yorke's sandwich antics.

PORRIDGE!

Chair eating. A Hen-do based quiz, supermarket chat and your basic human rights to be a slob discussed.

Dawson v Churchill. Cult talk. Angry roos. Noisy Gardners and a pornographic priest.

Sickly bum flashers. Creepy dolls. A South west XI and illegal meat sales from rooftops.

South American adventures, chihuahua gangsters, seagull assault and pizza crimes of passion.

Banana mishaps. Confectionery XI. A Depressing Ground hog from Gobblers Knob, PA. Naked stow aways and windsurfing syrups.

Shop XI. Disintegrating dresses. World record flashers and Filet O'Fish talk.

Football managers get new jobs. Florida Thong Flyer and a very very childish XI

Neil Warnock. Pigeon Racing. A man lobbing off his own cock. Chloe Madley's Camembert nightmare. Kym Marsh. Cannibalism. How did we fit it all into one episode?