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Let's travel to a magical world hidden from our own, where children can go to school to learn spells, and with a not-so-hidden darkside - and it's hella LGBT+ friendly! Forget Harry Potter, we're heading to the Boiling Isles to sort The Owl House. Hoot hoot!

Alex binged an entire show purely to sort it, so now: this! JD listens while Alex explains magical jujutsu, Marco Diaz being horny for Jennifer Lawrence, and why the magical living curse whose fingers the protagonist keeps eating isn't actually that important to the plot.

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d- oh, sorry, record's stuck there. Duel! We're sorting Yu-Gi-Oh, with a light serving of the Abridged Series, with JD trying to explain to Alex why these card games are so important.

Do animals talk to you? Have you had true love's kiss? Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up? If so, you must be a Disney Princess! Just as long as you're not from Frozen. No Frozen allowed in this club.

Welcome... to Jurassic Park: Sorted! A soon-to-be 6 movie series, but we almost entirely only talk about one of them! We were so preoccupied with whether we could, we didn't stop to ask if we should. But we'll, uhh... find a way. Featuring an important announcement regarding Sorted.

You know what they say, the best April Fools pranks come 5 days late. Uhh... not that this is April Fools. Nope. Perfectly normal episode sorting Harry Potter characters into their Animal Crossing personalities. We've got all your faves here, like the author's self-insert, Dolores Umbridge, and of course, V-V-V-Vinny and the Greg.

Everyone sing the theme song! You know how it goes! "The Simpsons [hums for 30 seconds]"! We're sorting the first family of Springfield, a whole huge of side characters, and more memes than ever before! We're also here to talk about the problem of Flanderization.

We just made something unexpected for all of you! Today, we're gonna talk about Bruno, along with rest of the Famly Madrigal, as we sort Encanto. Hopefully we can cope with the pressure like a tick tick tick under the surface, and you'll find out what else can we do!

We will never stop talking about Pokémon - especially not when an awesome new game comes out with some excellent characters to sort! It's Pokémon Legends: Arceus! This time, if you don't catch 'em all, they will catch you. Try not to get murdered by the horrifying bunnies and beavers out there.

Get ready to count to 100 in a world where the places are condiments, the people are vegetables, and the vegetables are places... we're sorting Mob Psycho 100, Alex's favourite anime! Apparently we just like shows with atypical soft boy protagonists.

Once more into the Digi breach! We're sorting Digimon Tamers - the best season of Digimon, because unlike the rest of Digimon, this season is actually good! The Digimon have personality! And there's more trauma than ever before! Hey Digimon, hey Digimon! Monster friends to the boys and girls~!

He's the hippest cat in creation - what's his name? Kuzco! We're sorting the phenomenal underrated Disney classic The Emperor's New Groove, and by sorting we mostly mean quoting. JD also gets intense when sorting it out. Also, apparently this podcast is just cohosted by Doofenshmirtz, now. Hey, Dan Povenmire, call us.