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67-year-old Lorraine Wilkerson was arrested Monday for getting drunk and doing more than a few donuts on the front lawn of the Jennings County Sheriff's Office in North Vernon, Indiana.Her impressive driving skills were caught on surveillance video.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ronald Wladich from Fort Myers, FL had a habit of drinking-&-dashing at area bars. His MO turned out to be his downfall when he tried the trick one too many times. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Janay Mateo was arrested at the Portland, OR airport after screeners found 60 pounds of marijuana packed in her checked luggage. And that was just the beginning. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When a motorcyclist was pulled over for speeding in Manassas, VA, they gave an honest answer as to why they were doing 72 in a 25 mph zone; they were trying to get to McDonald's in time for breakfast.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An unidentified driver crashed his car through a wall at Kroger in Rosenberg, TX. He did it on purpose, telling police he really had to use the bathroom but the doors were locked. Well, sir, sure. They always are at 4:30 in the morning. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

44-year-old Jason Wise went for a midnight scooter ride in Midwest City, OK. The problem was, Jason had been drinking and left ALL his clothes at home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2 bad decisions in a row will hopefully be a learning opportunity for Noah Ross of New River, AZ.He was fired, for reasons made clear in the story, but then retaliated with an even dumber act than the one he was fired for.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Wendy's employees in Newnan, GA were arrested after breaking into a McDonald's employee's car and stealing a backpack. The reasons they were so easy to apprehend are silly but true. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

60-year-old Scott Millage used his black pickup, equipped with blue and red emergency lights, to pull over a driver on a Pheonix, AZ freeway. To be clear, Scott Millage is not a police officer, but called them for assistance after pulling over the motorist. He was arrested because you can't do that.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

34-year-old Matthew Ware was arrested in a Burbank, CA movie theater after deciding pepper spray would deter a rude movie-goer from talking on his cell phone.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Barry Bowser of Monticello, NY forgot to empty his pockets before heading to the courthouse for a court-ordered drug program. Attendance was part of his probation for a previous drug charge.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

38-year-old Tiffany Booze lost her cool when she thought a store's check out line was taking too long.Her solution got her arrested.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

@juicyloveboo deserves some credit. She freely shared the situation she got herself into on a Carnival Cruise, and NOW we know what Carnival does to take care of their cruisers when they enjoy their vacation a little too much. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James Hidalgo is a Marine AND founder of Infinite Martial Arts Academy in San Francisco, CA. Imagine how things went when James was confronted by a stranger while walking his dog on a California beach. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nestor Roman of Dalton, New Hampshire recently lost his house to a fire. He didn't help the situation by stealing one of the fire trucks responding to the call, then crashing it into another fire truck before driving off. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.