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(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:50:16) Insane Week In Review (01:04:46) Genius Awards (01:21:38) Closing A bird underwater? It's possible now thanks to a man who built a tiny submarine for his parakeet. A driver from NY tried his hand at being a FL Man by dancing by the freeway...wearing nothing but a hardhat. TikTok has again proven that the stupidest hacks are found there by convincing idiots to smear sugar on their buttholes to treat hemorrhoids. Just when you thought it couldn't get any more stupid, you have this podcast. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... OR Judge Says She's Too Busy Running for Reelection to Oversee CasesMan Orders 11 McDonald's Meals for His Large Family in a Drive-Thru, and It Required "Management Approval"Woman Makes Boyfriend Sign 'Performance Improvement Plan' After He Forgot That It Was Her BirthdayUnsupervised Child at Hersheypark Zoo Injured by Wolf After Crawling Under Safety BarrierStupid Alabama Mom Used Bear Spray on a ChildHunter Biden Challenges Don Jr. and Eric Trump to a Cage FightHalf Of A Colorado Sheriff’s Office Indicted On Multiple Criminal ChargesGoin’ Viral: Parrakeet Explores Bahamas in a Custom-Built SUBMARINEPeople Are Literally Eating Mini Clay Pots on TikTokFL Woman Lost Her Mind Because of Peppers on Her Subway SandwichFlorida: Where You Might Notice a Dead Alligator On a Car RoofA Pennsylvania Pair Steal 96 Bananas From a WawaNY Driver Wearing Only A Hardhat Arrested For Nude Dancing In FLElon Musk's Head Was Roaming San Francisco–On A Robot DogSailor Says He Found a Dead Rat in His Monster Energy DrinkLee Co., FL Woman Busted For Driving 123 MPH—DrunkFL “Froggers” In Flagler Co.: Middle School Boys Play Out Video Game In Real LifeNantucket Flight Returns Safely After Cabin Door Blows Open Mid-AirPA Man Is Injured After Dropping Pipe Bomb He Made To Entertain GuestsPA Man “Clocks” A Co-Worker One Minute After Clocking In At His JobTikTok Hemorrhoids Hack: Should You Put Sugar On Your Butthole?You'll get all the stupidity from the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and meet all the stupendous "winners" in this week's Genius Awards! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:47) A Piece of My Mind (00:08:28) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:26:36) A New Kind of Human? Living in Space Could Create New Human Species (00:35:16) (Priorities)...Cop On Dating App During a Standoff (00:39:03) Stressed Gen Z is Carrying Around ‘Anxiety Bags’ With Tools to Calm Their Nerves (00:43:04) Guy In NYC Subway Wears a Jacket With LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDE (00:48:38) Human Skull Found At Park During Kids' Easter Egg Hunt (00:52:26) Video Shows Parents Trying To Smuggle Their Own Kids Into Disneyland (00:56:24) Greek Woman’s “Biologically Implausible” Sinus Infection Leads To Sneezing WORMS Out Her NOSE (01:01:08) Ask Pancho (01:15:14) Insane Game Show (01:33:19) Coming Next Episode (01:42:35) Closing Apparently the way police in CA destress during a police stand-off is with Tinder. As cops swarm a suspect in a shoot-out, one sheriff deputy is swiping left. Children with baskets are frolicking at a delightful Easter egg hunt when one egg looked bigger than the rest--because it was a human skull. A woman's sinus infection turned out to be a larve infestation of the sheep bot fly! And stupidity managed to enter the recording of the podcast when the computer being used during the Insane Game Show started glitching after a wrong answer was given by my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"! Plenty of stupidity to go around... In this Weekend Episode... [A Piece of My Mind…] Christian Metalcore Singer Magdalen Rose Facing Church Boycotts for Being Too HeavyA New Kind of Human? Living in Space Could Create New Human Species(Priorities)...Cop On Dating App During a StandoffStressed Gen Z is Carrying Around ‘Anxiety Bags’ With Tools to Calm Their NervesGuy In NYC Subway Wears a Jacket With LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDEHuman Skull Found At Park During Kids' Easter Egg HuntVideo Shows Parents Trying To Smuggle Their Own Kids Into DisneylandGreek Woman’s “Biologically Implausible” Sinus Infection Leads To Sneezing WORMS Out Her NOSEIn this week's Ask Pancho segment, my Insane FL Nephew addresses questions about a dilemma that a couple in a cross-country relationship is facing in their plans to meet half-way and how can a mom & a dad agree on proper discipline for a 14-y/o "drama queen" daughter. Play along with "Pancho" with the Insane Game Show to see if you're stupidity matches his! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:05:41) Insane Week In Review (01:20:07) Genius Awards (01:32:47) Closing A college prof has found a way to use manual typewriters to keep his students from using AI to write papers in class. And chaos ensued. A 71-y/o school bus driver of elementary students found a way to relieve himself...on the bus...with the students on board. And a dispute in a chicken coop where a family was living in West Virginia. Of course. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... Husband of Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Led Cross-Dressing Double Life—Confesses His Lust For “huge, huge ridiculous boobs”FL Drug Dealer Smacked in the Head by a Flying Bag of CocaineProf Makes Students Use Manual Typewriters to Fight Against AI-WritingParenting Hack: Yelling "Jessica!" Can Stop Toddler Tantrums InstantlyA 71-y/o Massachusetts School Bus Driver Fired After Peeing Inside Bus–With Students on BoardRelief For Astronauts As Fault Fixed On NASA’s $30 Million Artemis II ToiletA Kentucky Equestrian Busted For GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)CA Gas Station Is Charging $9.99 for Gas—It Would Be More, But There Isn't Room for More DigitsAirport Baggage Handlers Vs. Baby Stroller....Who Ya Got?Another Waymo Screw-Up: Wrong Way Inside A Drive ThruFL Man Caught Trespassing...Wearing a Stolen Inmate UniformWest Virginia Woman Flew The Chicken Coop—Over a DisputeSchool Administrator Damages Bar, Is Found Passed Out In His UnderwearFL Couple Removed From Flight Due to Crying BabyWin A House With Liquid Death Running Through The FaucetsDynamic pricing? Walmart Rolls Out Digital Price Labels On All Shelves—What Could Go Wrong??People Keep POOPING ON Louisiana Deli’s Property—Fence Erected As Last ResortMan With 6 Pages Worth Of Criminal History Applied To Be A Police Officer(One of Life's Mysteries Solved)....Do Men or Women Have Worse Farts?Utah Guy Strips Butt Naked in Front of A Crowd of Mormon Church EventWashington State Woman Stabs Man in Back of Head With ToothbrushStay up to date with all the stupidity in the latest current events with the insane Week In Review and hear about our 7 weekly "winners" in this week's Genius Awards! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:51) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:55) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:18:14) Gen Z Employees Using Lunch Breaks to Nap and Cry in Strange Places (00:23:13) NJ Woman Claims Flying Knife Struck Her in the Face While on Ride at Nickelodeon Universe Theme Park (00:28:04) New Plastic Surgery Trend: 'Rib Remodeling' (00:34:37) (SICKO!)....Man Ripped Off Woman's Tattoo—Because She Cooked His Box Of Macaroni And Cheese (00:41:20) X-Rated “Care” Packages Sent To US Troops From OnlyFans Model and Army Brat—For Stress Relief (00:46:40) School Board Member Called a Student "Hot" During Board Meeting (00:53:38) Wham-Bam—TO THE MOON! But “Bangin’” On The Moon Might Be A Problem (00:58:14) Ask Pancho (01:06:53) Insane Game Show (01:24:15) Coming Next Episode (01:30:36) Closing Remember the Good Ol' Days when Bob Hope would help with morale by visiting the US troops with his stand-up routine? Well, it's a new century and a new way to boost morale...from an OnlyFans model sending X-Rated "Care Packages" to help make a good soldier stand at attention. Lunch Breaks are now used by Gen Z employees to de-stress by taking naps and crying. Remember in prior episodes of the stories about people breaking their legs & inserting metal rods to make them taller...or smashing their cheekbones for that "chisled" manly look? Now they're breaking ribs to get a smaller waistline. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will show you many more ways people can be stupid this week! In this Weekend Episode... A Piece of My Mind…Dumb People Are Terrible At Judging Other People's IntelligenceGen Z Employees Using Lunch Breaks to Nap and Cry in Strange PlacesNJ Woman Claims Flying Knife Struck Her in the Face While on Ride at Nickelodeon Universe Theme ParkNew Plastic Surgery Trend: 'Rib Remodeling'(SICKO!)....Man Ripped Off Woman's Tattoo—Because She Cooked His Box Of Macaroni And CheeseX-Rated “Care” Packages Sent To US Troops From OnlyFans Model and Army Brat—For Stress ReliefSchool Board Member Called a Student "Hot" During Board Meeting Wham-Bam—TO THE MOON! But “Bangin’” On The Moon Might Be A ProblemWe've got a couple of questions sent in for "Pancho" to answer having to do with more relationship situations...such as one woman who's boyfriend wants to loan money to his "ex" and another woman who is having cold feet abotu marrying her boyfriend because he is so "unlucky". And I've re-tooled our Insane Game Show to bring the best of both worlds from our previous version to the newest version ...just to keep things stupid! See if you can play along with "Pancho"! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:56:35) Insane Week In Review (01:09:34) Genius Awards (01:25:21) Closing If the only way to treat retinal cancer was to put pig semen in your eyes, would you do it? I'm betting you would...provided no one told you what was in the treatment. Guys, what would be your method of keeping your "swimmers" fresh? A new study finds that there's a "sweet spot" if you want to keep your "count" high! There's also a sweet spot right below a "HOHO Chair" that's in the yard of a FL Man. A clown face that is a portal to Philadelphia. And the neighbors of Winter Park, FL are not too happy with this attraction because it's 24-ft. high and can be seen all over town. And you thought your neighbor was stupid. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... Jesse Ventura Says Trump Faked Assassination Attempt In PennsylvaniaA Whole New Meaning to “Eye Contact” As Pig Semen Is Used To Make Eye Drops Delivering Cancer TreatmentIf You Love Your Lawn, You Can Get It Drunk on Natty Light FertilizerCOP Busted For Drunkenly Driving to Crime Scene While on DutyIs Barbie a Drug Mule Now?PA Guy Set Fire to Home While Singing 'Burning Down the House'Philadelphia Airport Sets Guinness World Record With Longest Line Of CheesesteaksFinnish Circus Performer Pulls 2,184-Pound Carriage With His NipplesA Man's 98th Arrest Involved a Custom Bong on His Car's DashAirline Passenger DIES During 14-HOUR Flight— Corpse Stored In GALLEYPlane Forced To Turn Around After It Hit a Coyote During TakeoffPants-Wearing Kangaroo Evades Authorities in Wild Chase—In WisconsinDrunk FL Man Drives Through Gate at the Airport—Tries to Board PlanesMan Calls 911 In The Car With His Son Who Got Pulled Over By A CopTiger Woods Arrested For Suspicion Of DUI After Crashing His Land Rover and His Circle Is Concerned: ‘You’re 50 and Need to Act Like It’Men Should Frequently Fire Off “Loads” To Prevent Sperm DeteriationThe Latest Protein Hack: Dumping Yogurt in Your CoffeeCA Man Found Drunk And Passed Out In Auto-Driving TeslaTeen Was So Frustrated with Potholes in His MI Community, He Went to Home Depot and Fixed Them HimselfIndiana Man Steals A Bud Light Truck—Leads Police On ChaseFL Artist Builds 24-Ft. High Potty Chair In His BackyardStay up-to-date with the latest stupidity from the current events of the day with the Insane Week In Review and meet our 7 new "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:45) A PIece of My Mind (00:07:02) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:14:05) McDonald's Drive-Thru Headset Stolen, and Guy Said Weird Things to Customers (00:19:29) FL Man With Fake ‘Missiles’ Mounted On His Truck Triggers Multi-Agency Bomb Squad Response (00:24:01) Woman Clearly Driving Her Car During a Court Zoom Call Claims She Was *Not* Actually Driving Her Car (00:36:48) Criminal Genius Faces Auto Theft Charges Arrives To Court In A Different Stolen Car (00:42:29) Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting The Easter Bunny (00:47:50) FL Woman Gets Ticket for Texting With a Hand She Doesn’t Have (00:52:32) Woman Who Had Sex With Identical Twins Told It Is ‘Not Possible’ To Identify Father Of Baby (00:57:39) Ask Pancho (01:07:57) Insane Game Show (01:25:51) Coming Next Episode (01:33:24) Closing Nowadays, just about any tech device runs a risk of being hacked. And it happened as a drive-thru customer at McD's tried to order a hamburger when the clerk's headphones were hijacked by a rogue frequency fraudster. Another guy tried a literal hands-on approach at hacking through an Easter Bunny costume...while the person was inside...to find out if it was a boy or a girl. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (who is an identical twin himself) tells of a pair of identical twins that could be the next guest on Maury Povich's "Who's Your Daddy" because even the DNA tests couldn't tell which one was the daddy of a baby delivered by a woman who had sex with both twins within 4 days of each other... In this Weekend Episode... A Piece of My Mind…What Kids Actually Want From Play Time (It’s Not What Adults Think)McDonald's Drive-Thru Headset Stolen, and Guy Said Weird Things to CustomersFL Man With Fake ‘Missiles’ Mounted On His Truck Triggers Multi-Agency Bomb Squad ResponseWoman Clearly Driving Her Car During a Court Zoom Call Claims She Was *Not* Actually Driving Her CarCriminal Genius Faces Auto Theft Charges Arrives To Court In A Different Stolen CarMan Arrested For Sexually Assaulting The Easter BunnyFL Woman Gets Ticket for Texting With a Hand She Doesn’t HaveWoman Who Had Sex With Identical Twins Told It Is ‘Not Possible’ To Identify Father Of BabyYou got questions? Pancho can answer them! He gives his sage wisdom on resolving the problem of an upset daughter who didn't hit her goal in Girl Scout Cookie sales...and whether Mom & Dad should just buy up all the surplus. Also he gives some advice to a guy who got "tip shamed" at a restaurant for not leaving a tip...despite putting the order in and paying for it at the kiosk himself. Play along with "Pancho" this week in the Insane Game Show and see if you come up with the answers faster than he can...and he takes a LOT of time to do it! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:15:07) insane Week In Review (01:26:50) Genius Awards (01:37:10) Closing You don't meet many people who look forward to spending any time in a hospital. Well, this time you're going to meed someone who not only likes spending time in the hospital, they haven't left in over 4 months and the hospital is now suing to evict her. Reports were pouring in all over from a moving sweet potato truck that was in flames and dropping hot potatoes along the road as it sped to the nearest fire department. Also from the Far East, customers in a Shanghai McDonald's were treated to robots dressed in uniform flipping their burgers... In this Midweek BONUS Episode... Survey Finds 19 Million Americans Have Seriously Thought About Shooting SomeoneFL Man Ran Into a River, and Was Tracked Down by Cops on PaddleboardsDischarged FL Hospital Patient Has Refused To Leave—For FIVE MonthsGen Z Thinks Capital Letters Are “Too Intense” and a Linguist AgreesMan In Japan Drives Flaming Food Truck To Firehouse—Dropping Roasted Potatoes Along The RoadNorth Carolina Woman Attacked By An Otter While Watching a MarathonMan Tries to Rob 6 NYC Banks in 5 Days—Made Off With Just $605Gen Z Wants ‘Green Days’ Off Work to Reconnect With NatureWhy Do Men Enjoy Farting So Much?Some People Are Deciding to Not Pay Their Federal Income TaxLive Possum Snuggles Stuffed Toys At Australian Airport StoreA Woman Stole a Car with Her Pet Kitten, and Freaked About Its Safety When Being ArrestedMom Arrested After Leaving 7 Kids Locked in Car While She GambledFL Woman—Four Loko Drunk—Busted With Minors in the Trunk and Backseat of CarMcDonald’s Experimenting With Robot Employees That Look Like Humans—And Even Dress in UniformCREEPER UPDATE: The “Parachuting Spiders” Are SpreadingMaintenance Worker Caught On Camera Peeing In Tenant's SinkGrandma Shocked as Meteorite Crashes Through Her RoofPeople Are Covering Their Smart Car Key Fobs in Tin FoilPolitics Makes Us More StupidMissouri Men Were Arrested for Harming a Woolly MammothCatch up on the stupidity from the latest current events from the Insane Week In Review and be introduced to the stupedous of stupidity with our 7 "winners" in the Genius Awards! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:06:52) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:21:43) Woman Leaves $3,000 Worth Of Her Stuff Behind In Miami Airbnb—Then The Host Refuses To Give Them Back (00:26:22) AirPee-n-Pee? Woman Urinated On Items Inside Airbnb Rentals Causing Over $5,000 In Damage (00:31:38) Weirdo Breaks Into Woman’s Home and Sucks Her Toes While She Slept (00:35:46) Poodle Catches Fire While Searching for Food, Still Wins Second Place in Dog Show (00:41:06) High-Ranking FEMA Official Claims He Teleported Into A Waffle House (00:46:35) Professional Quadroplegic Cornhole Player Arrested For Murder In MD (00:52:59) Archaeologists In Turkey Uncover 11,500-y/o Life-Sized Statue Of Man—Holding His Penis (01:01:06) Ask Pancho (01:18:30) Insane Game Show (01:36:03) Coming Next Episode (01:45:04) Closing Who would have imagined that archaeologists uncovered an 11,500 year old statue of a man who was "uncovered" and holding his manhood? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" introduces you to, "Urfa Man". Who would have imagined a woman would make videos of herself urinating all through an AirB&B for the sole purpose of putting them online to make money on adult websites? And who would have imagined a government official in charge of emergency management teleporting to a Waffle House? You don't have to imagine...they're all apparently very real and very stupid on this episode! On This Weekend Episode... [A Piece of My Mind…] 66% of Adults Say They Deserve an Easter Basket Just as Much as Children DoWoman Leaves $3,000 Worth Of Her Stuff Behind In Miami Airbnb—Then The Host Refuses To Give Them BackAirPee-n-Pee? Woman Urinated On Items Inside Airbnb Rentals Causing Over $5,000 In DamageWeirdo Breaks Into Woman’s Home and Sucks Her Toes While She SleptPoodle Catches Fire While Searching for Food, Still Wins Second Place in Dog ShowHigh-Ranking FEMA Official Claims He Teleported Into A Waffle HouseProfessional Quadroplegic Cornhole Player Arrested For Murder In MDArchaeologists In Turkey Uncover 11,500-y/o Life-Sized Statue Of Man—Holding His PenisMore relationship questions are given to "Pancho" to answer with his sage wisdom on matters such as how a husband responds to his wife's supposed "ultimatum" to lose weight or she's leaving and if a boyfriend should take back his girlfriend, who wants to re-establish their relationship after she broke up with him because she needed to date other people. Play along with "Pancho" to see if you are more stupid than he is with our Insane Game Show! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) MIdweek BONUS Stupidity (01:12:54) Insane Week In Review (01:25:15) Genius Awards (01:39:11) Closing Some people do yoga to find peace and contentment. But would that also include SNAKES slithering around your body as you meditate? You can find some real gems in a lost and found bin. But what you might find in a lost and found bin at the L.A. Airport, you might not want to take it home. The phrase, "if it's free, it's for me" certainly applied to one ambitious man who rented a U-Haul truck soley for the purpose of "taking" a septic tank from a construction site.  In this Midweek BONUS Episode... Criminal Pays Bail, Tells Judge, "Keep the Change," But It Was Funny MoneyPeople Are Doing Snake Yoga NowEpiscopal Priest in PA Has Been Arrested for Stealing Baseball CardsRunners Are Discovering They Can Churn Butter on Their RunsFL Man Arrested After Stealing More Than $500K Worth of ‘Taters and OnionsL.A. Metro Shares Odd Items Left Behind On Buses—Including A Prosthetic Leg, A Surfboard, and A 55” TVMcDonald's Customer Found a Worm in Their Filet-O-Fish...and That's a Good ThingDebate: A.I. Tells America That We're Wearing Earbuds Upside DownToo Many Toots? What Excessive Farting Says About Your HealthReporter Explains Bear Encounters on Live TV—Encounters A LIVE BEARFL Man Steals Septic Tank From Construction Site—It Took “#2 Effort”Woman Claims She Was Kicked Off Flight for Being Deaf—But Frontier Tells a Different Story'Chinamaxxing' is a Thing For Gen ZFL Woman Explained Why Her Boyfriend Only Communicated With Her via WhatsApp: “He Had Moved Overseas—To Connecticut”Elementary Teaching Assistant Misplaces Baggie of Cocaine Inside the School Nurse’s Office BathroomWhat Could Go Wrong? Data Centers Are Being Guarded by Robot DogsKitty Cat's Intestinal Blockage: 26 Swallowed Hair TiesMN Senate Candidate Convicted of Tossing Live Tarantula into Airbnb in ‘Home Alone’-Inspired Harassment CampaignSpring Break Stupidity: Shirtless Man Twerks On Top Of a Jeep As It Drove Down The FreewayA “Handy” Heist—$250,000 of SEX TOYS Stolen From Freight TrainPA Man Arrested For Allegedly Feeding Pot And Booze To His Pet ParakeetAnd catch up with the latest stupidity in current event with the Insane Week In Review and meet another fabulous 7 "winners" in this week's Genius Awards! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:22) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:03) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:17:04) Influencers Are Pushing Parasite Cleanses—Doctors Say “Steer Clear” (00:25:24) Elderly Tesla Driver AND Passenger Slept In Moving Car On CA Freeway (00:30:45) A 26-y/o Milkman Overwhelmed By Older Women Looking For A Toy Boy (00:36:24) Camel Beauty Pageant Rocked By Cosmetic Enhancement Scandal (00:42:30) UK Campaign Taps Into Penis Nicknames to Talk About Penile Cancer (00:52:10) Raw "Manpower": A Kickboxer Pulled a Car...Using Just His, Uh, Junk (00:56:14) Secret Boom in Penis Enlargements as Men Are Paying Strip Mall Clinic $20k to Boost Their Manhood (01:03:49) Ask Pancho (01:18:28) Insane Game Show (01:32:24) Coming Next Episode (01:38:17) Closing Real men don't eat tofu, right? But are you a real man if you can tow an automobile with just your junk? One man did in England. No wonder the English men give their junk names and now there's a website where you can choose a name for yours---all in the name of penile cancer awareness. English women over 50 have the hots for their milkman and he's not sure what to do about it. The stupidity isn't just limited to the UK. There's plenty more here in the USA and my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will spell it out for you! In this Weekend Episode... [A Piece of My Mind…] It's "Insulting"!...Using AI to Verify Human Advice Could Damage Your Professional RelationshipsInfluencers Are Pushing Parasite Cleanses—Doctors Say “Steer Clear”Elderly Tesla Driver AND Passenger Slept In Moving Car On CA FreewayA 26-y/o Milkman Overwhelmed By Older Women Looking For A Toy BoyCamel Beauty Pageant Rocked By Cosmetic Enhancement ScandalUK Campaign Taps Into Penis Nicknames to Talk About Penile CancerRaw "Manpower": A Kickboxer Pulled a Car...Using Just His, Uh, JunkSecret Boom in Penis Enlargements as Men Are Paying Strip Mall Clinic $20k to Boost Their ManhoodPancho responds to questions about whether to marry someone when you don't really love theri family and should married couples have friends of the opposite sex. Then you can match up against "Pancho" to see if you can do better than he can in this week's Insane Game Show! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:00:58) Insane Week In Review (01:10:29) Genius Awards (01:22:49) Closing Stupidity abounds with the animal kingdom conflicting with humankind! Snakes, hogs, and 'coons are taking over! While this is happening, we're following the latest trend on TikTok by gulping down hot water to help our digestion. If you're in the City of Brotherly Love, one small mac-n-cheese kiosk was over-run by 600 tubs of onion dip. One California man was auditioning for a cartoon character trying to outrun the cops by driving down railroad track...smack into a moving locomotive. You can't make some of ths stuff up. In the Midweek BONUS Episode... Pet Boa Escapes Home While Owner's Wife Was Going Into LaborMan Busted Carrying Cocaine Branded “Codename: Kids Next Door”UT Woman Charged After Allegedly Serving UP Alcohol At Children’s Birthday PartySouthwest Is Testing Cleaning Only Premium Seats Between Flights — It’s ‘Titanic’ Class Service(Brilliant) Girl Scout Troop Sells Cookies at Weed DispensaryWoman Drives Out-of-State to Ex-Boyfriend's Home and Chases Him With Her CarJERK of a Tourist Arrested for Stealing a Flamingo from Vegas Hotel, Taking Selfies While ‘Choking’ ItUnlicensed Dentist Saw Patients in a TX ApartmentFL Man Charged With DUI After Wife Falls From Golf CartDrinking Hot Water Is Now TikTok's Latest Health TrendOH Woman Terrorized by Raccoons After Moving Into Her ApartmentBugs Will NOT Be For Dinner Anytime SoonPeople With the Least Political Knowledge Tend to Be the Most Stupidly Overconfident in Their Grasp of FactsFL Man Caught Drinking Homeowner’s Liquor While On Home’s Sale TourPA Mac and Cheese Kiosk Overwhelmed When 600 Tubs of Onion Dip Mysteriously AppearedOH Woman Busted For Making 1,700 Fraudulent Returns to Home DepotCar Thief Suspect Flees Police Down Railroad Tracks—Gets Hit By A TrainTX Man Admits to Starting 20 to 30 Fires Out of BoredomA Posse of Pigs Create Chaos in One Tennessee Neighborhood(Priorities)....FL Mom Left 12-y/o at Universal CityWalk to Go to a BarA Naked Burglar Is Terrorizing Northern VirginiaWe've got the latest up-to-the-minute (sorta) headlines from the stupidity in the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and our 7 "winners" who receive this week's Genius Awards! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Into (00:01:30) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:17) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:20:41) People Are 'Carrotmaxxing' to Get a Sunless Tan (00:28:25) FL Man Moves Amazon Van—With Delivery Driver Inside—Because it Was Blocking Road (00:34:13) Elementary Children Rushed to Hospital After Teacher Gave Weed Gummies to 'Celebrate' Birthday (00:36:03) New Food Trend: "Frambled Eggs" (00:41:59) Boyfriend Blows $18,500 in house down-payment savings on a 140-Pound Cheese Wheel (00:47:24) (Pisstory)...History Teacher Caught Peeing in Classroom—Just Before Students Enter (00:51:33) Gold Is Valuable...But Less Valuable Than Cow Gallstones? (00:55:31) Ask Pancho (01:10:08) Insane Game Show (01:27:20) Coming Next Episode (01:35:09) Closing I have finally found the term for the way I make my eggs in the morning. I am an original kitchen klutz but now I can boast that I can make "frambled eggs". It's basically when you screw up a fried egg in the skillet when you break the yolk. Then, you just say "screw it" and mix up everything in the frying pan. I may have found a way to a great tan without the melanoma. It's eating enough carrots that I become "orange man" like Donald Trump. Forget investing in "big pharma" when you can raise cows & harvest cow gallstones. If all of this sounds too stupid to be true, let my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I prove it to you in this Weekend Episode! In this Weekend Episode... [A Piece of My Mind…] 1 in 5 Gen Z Job Seekers Has a Parent Contact Potential Bosses -- And Even Attend InterviewsPeople Are 'Carrotmaxxing' to Get a Sunless TanFL Man Moves Amazon Van—With Delivery Driver Inside—Because it Was Blocking RoadElementary Children Rushed to Hospital After Teacher Gave Weed Gummies to 'Celebrate' BirthdayNew Food Trend: "Frambled Eggs"Boyfriend Blows $18,500 in house down-payment savings on a 140-Pound Cheese Wheel(Pisstory)...History Teacher Caught Peeing in Classroom—Just Before Students EnterGold Is Valuable...But Less Valuable Than Cow Gallstones?Pancho tries to answer some complicated questions this week, particularly about how to settle a dispute over 2 women trying to come on to the same man they both met while with 30 other women in a social womens group. Also Pancho addressess how to handle a group of co-workers who go in together each week in a lottery pool and who won the jackpot...except that this happened during a week that one of the co-workers was absent when the pool money went in but wants a share of the winnings. Play along with "Pancho" to see if you're smarter than he is with the weekly "Insane Game Show"! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:08:15) Insane Week In Review (01:21:26) Genius Awards (01:30:39) Closing An old married couple in the thick of the North Central Pennsylvania woods got into the thick of an argument that degraded into the old skillet treatment. Casual Friday now means you can wear your sweatpantsuit from Fruit of the Loom to work and still look like you're trendy. The kids are now trying to become a fire-breathing moron with isopropyl alcohol and a lighter. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... PA Couple Charged For Hitting Each Other With Frying PanManager At A TX Whataburger Beat Unruly Customer With A Trash CanBurger King Will Use AI to Check if Employees Say ‘Please’ and ‘Thank You’Farmer Banned From McDonald's After Using Drive-Thru in Horse and WagonMcDonald's CEO Viral After Awkward Big Arch Burger Taste Test—Trolled By Burger King’s CEO?Psychotic Roommates? A Guy Was Caught Spraying An Unknown Substance on FoodMan Tries to Kill Sister With Crossbow Over House TemperatureHow DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Be Caught Snoozing While Your SUV is Crawling at 4-MPH on InterstateKentucky A Woman Tries Paying Someone's Bail with Movie MoneyJoke Post From Tampa International Airport Backfires About Banning Pajamas, CrocsDrivers Receiving Wrong Toll Bills Due to New Pennsylvania Plate DesignFruit of the Loom Has Created a Sweatpant...Formal SuitMissing FL Man Found Over a Week Later Trapped in Shoulder-Deep MudPA Prof Was Naked From The Waist Down Teaching Online CoursesThe Top Airports to Test Out The "Airport Theory"Man Stole $10,000 Worth Of Trading Cards From Stores By Using Taco Seasoning PacketsImpatient FL Man Tried To Move Parked Ambulance That Was In His WayMarathon Runner Hogs Bathroom During 11-Hour Flight To Get In His StepsHey! Kids! Nothing Good Can Come From Trying The 'Fire-Breathing' Social Media TrendMost Americans Can't Find Iran On A MapGA Sheriff Busted For DUI Had Been Drinking “Four Loko” Since 6amThe most recent current events bring you up to date with all the latest stupidity and the weekly Genius Awards will introduce you to our new "winners" of the stupendous stupidity! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:26) A Piece of My Mind (00:07:14) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:22:06) NYC Dog Owner Puts Missing Pup Photo on Weed Baggies (00:29:48) DUI Crash Driver ‘Still Inhaling Whippets’ While Trapped in Wreckage (00:34:11) Parents Are Feeding Their Kids Sticks of Butter—In the Name of Health (00:42:02) People Are Meditating Inside Coffins In Japan (00:48:14) Unprofessional Argument Between TX News Anchors Erupts Live on Air (00:53:50) Now There’s A Toxic New Dating Trend: 'Ghostlighting.' (01:01:01) MI Mom DRUGS Her Kids With THC Gummies So She Can Have “Me Time” (01:05:46) Ask Pancho (01:17:57) Insane Game Show (01:38:19) Coming Next Episode (01:43:04) Closing It's always cathartic to ponder the meaning of life but would you do it in a casket? It's all the rage in Japan and there's a market for custom coffins. Parents are ditching processed snacks for toddlers and instead are giving them whole sticks of butter. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is not one of those parents. The new toxic dating trend is the disappearing act of "Ghostlighting"...then reappearing as if nothing ever happened. In this Weekend Episode... [A Piece of My Mind…] Americans Are So Over Time Changes Twice A YearNYC Dog Owner Puts Missing Pup Photo on Weed BaggiesDUI Crash Driver ‘Still Inhaling Whippets’ While Trapped in WreckageParents Are Feeding Their Kids Sticks of Butter—In the Name of HealthPeople Are Meditating Inside Coffins In JapanUnprofessional Argument Between TX News Anchors Erupts Live on AirNow There’s A Toxic New Dating Trend: 'Ghostlighting.'MI Mom DRUGS Her Kids With THC Gummies So She Can Have “Me Time”"Pancho" answers a couple of questions dealing with more relationship quagmires like what to do when a girl's boyfriend won't let her go shopping for an engagement ring with him and should bridesmaids be reimbursed for their $2,000 dress in a wedding? Pancho struggles to figure out this week's Insane Game Show, so do you think you can do better than "Pancho"? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (01:10:58) Insane Week In Review (01:23:11) Genius Awards (01:34:54) Closing Floridians are up in arms over a guy in a bucket truck plucking their nuts. Coconuts, to be precise. The Department of Defense is having to deal with a "trans-wolf" substitute Kindergarten teacher on a military base who has kids scared that they're going to be eaten. Japanese have been eating plastic wrap that they fill with food, then spitting out...all in the name of weight control. Chew on these morsels of stupidity... In this Midweek BONUS Episode... Delta Plane Forced to Turn Around When Man Starts Attacking Other PassengersMan Drove to a Police Station to Pay an Open Container Fine—Got a DUICommunity Claims A Thief Is 'Stealing' Their Coconuts from Their TreesJr. Hockey Team Issues Apology for Asking Ticket Holders to Shower Before GamesIKEA Donated Unlimited Supply of Stuffed Orangutans for "Punch" the Monkey That Went ViralJesus Christ's 2026 Return Rated More Likely Than Kamala Harris Winning the Next ElectionVogue Calls 2026 "The Year of the Crack”—the Butt CrackL.A. Made a PSA Telling People There's "No Pooping" on BusesNY Grandpa Peeved After “PB4WEGO” License Plate Revoked by DMVA Wisconsin Elementary School Teacher Did Lines of Coke at SchoolNYPD Cops Get Attacked During Epic Snowball FightThe NC Elementary School Teacher Who Identified As "Trans Wolf" Is FiredPotbellied Pig Shows up in Alabama Family's Yard—Refuses to Leave“A Clucking Good Therapist”—Canadian Psychology Prof Travels With Emotional Support ChickenThe Stupidest Diet Ever: Plastic Wrap EatingNaked CA Driver Runs From Serious Crash Scene In East HollywoodFL Man Attacks Chinese Restaurant To Stop It From Releasing New COVID StrainFL Man Games Crown New Champion At Event Dubbed The ‘Redneck Olympics’A New Spotify Urn Plays Your Favorite Music After You're DeadCar Accumulates $8,660 In Parking Tickets–But Nobody Will Tow ItThe latest current events has all the up-to-the-minute stupidity in the Insane Week In Review and our 7 biggest "winners" are spotlighted in this week's Genius Awards! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon! This episode includes AI-generated content.