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EVERY ALLEGATION MADE AGAINST ANY WASHED UP ROCK STARS WITH EYELINER ON THE WATERLINE IN THIS EPISODE IS PIGGY WIGGLE HOGS BOSCH (unless you're a misogynist and you've been in a sex dungeon for two weeks straight.) Where the Steel meets the Sea, Dogs wear tap shoes and Norris' knock off their own Nuts! Twelfth Stop: Newcastle, NSW 2300. We’re Goin’ Troppo. Follow us on Instagram: @goin.troppo @rubyteys @jekjems See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Brown Snake, The Butt Hole, The Big Toad... Fortitude Valley's finest! Eleventh Stop: Brisbane, QLD 4001. We’re Goin’ Troppo. Follow us on Instagram: @goin.troppo @rubyteys @jekjems See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The ski fields are usually roped off exclusively for Australia's elite. Well, they were...UNTIL NOW! Tenth Stop: Jindabyne, NSW 2627. We’re Goin’ Troppo. Follow us on Instagram: @goin.troppo @rubyteys @jekjems See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We pay tribute to our sweet prince, by scattering his beloved ashes in New South Wale's shittiest national park. Ninth Stop: Lane Cove, NSW 2066. We’re Goin’ Troppo. Follow us on Instagram: @goin.troppo @rubyteys @jekjems See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Mirror Mirror on the wall, Who's the hottest richest filthiest housewife of all? Eighth Stop: Toorak, VIC 3142. We’re Goin’ Troppo. Follow us on Instagram: @goin.troppo @rubyteys @jekjems See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The land of the Nationals and the oldest Chinese Cuisines. The honey king prawns of the Golden Dragon, the sweat and sour at the Four Seas. Seventh Stop: Dubbo, NSW 2620. We’re Goin’ Troppo. Follow us on Instagram: @goin.troppo @rubyteys @jekjems See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The lights are on, but no one is home... They've gone to Goodberry's. Sixth Stop: Queanbeyan, NSW 2830. We’re Goin’ Troppo. Follow us on Instagram: @goin.troppo @rubyteys @jekjems See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Before we head down the Federal Highway, there is some serious business to be settled! We revisit a time Ruby would much rather forget... 7 and a half years have passed, but will sparks still fly between the Bachelorette and her long lost lover? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A quick pit stop at our PO BOX to answer any and all of your physical letters! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

TRIGGER WARNING: The death of a loved one. Does the Spirit of Tasmania have a class system? Because I want to go with the Irish dancers. Fourth Stop: Cradle Mountain, TAS 7306. We’re Goin’ Troppo. Follow us on Instagram: @goin.troppo @rubyteys @jekjems See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dig deep enough in a white man’s whole… You might find a pearler, You might find a terder, That very deep crack, Might cradle a cursor… Third Stop: Coober Pedy, SA 5723. We’re Goin’ Troppo. Follow us on Instagram: @goin.troppo @rubyteys @jekjems See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some kids have a Bat Mitzvah, a Rumspringa, a Quinceanera or a Super Sweet 16th. FOR US BOGÆNS - It’s Schoolies. The red frogs, the fingering of the wrong holes, the Smirnoff Double blacks. Who will gain entry into the Wellness retreat and who is going back to Cheeky Monkeys?  Second Stop: Mullumbimby, NSW 2482. We’re Goin’ Troppo. Follow us on Instagram: @goin.troppo @rubyteys @jekjems See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.