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We disappoint Mel during Who Tweeted It and are joined by content creator Jordan Adika to play some games and talk about Hillary Clinton’s egg.

Cortney doesn’t understand how Reddit questions work, we beat Mel at Who Tweeted It, and we debate astrology vs ass play, judged by our good friend Kat Strimpledon.

Mel insults us, we discuss skin care, and the lovely Sam Welch joins us to brag about how big her TV is.

We admit how few likes we get on our tweets, we aren’t bitter about it at all, and we definitely don’t want more of you to like our tweets so that we have a reason to live. We also debate period vs period pieces, and Columbus sweetheart Matt Kopache judges for us.

We talk about the silliest things we’ve done on stage, Cortney teaches us about Père Fouettard, and Olivia knows way too many Vine quotes.

We celebrate one year of creating podcast magic, we act out a dramatic mad-libs scene, and Cortney teaches us all about the history of beauty marks.

We bitch about how awful feminine products are, we discover the ugliness that lives inside of Cortney’s heart, and we debate sporks vs Forks, Washington, judged by the one and only Rory Eustace.

We share some work-related horror stories, Olivia simps for Ryan Stiles, and we debate Ben & Jerry’s vs Benjamin Franklin, which the wonderful Nic Guyton judges for us.

We talk shit about the feature film Dirty Grandpa even though we haven’t seen it, Olivia teaches us about Dancing Mania, and we interview the funniest man alive, Matt Loxley.

We learn about the intertwined lives of Tupac and Rashida Jones, we introduce the world to the new game we invented called “M.A.S.H.”, and we discuss some of the many things that are about us.

We discuss our forays into sketch comedy, we debate the Oregon Trail vs the female orgasm which the wonderful Christine Horvath judges for us, and we have a delightful interview with one of Chicago’s funniest comedians, Evelyn Troutman.

The amazing Lindsey Poole joins us for a special round of Who Tweeted It, we discuss some unpopular opinions, and Cortney teaches us about the Cult of Reason.