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Song parody of "Reflection" from Mulan.   ----------------------------------      Support Sexie Show!   patreon.com/sexieshow Come to Battlestrip 12: FunLeashed on Friday, August 7th!  Message me on Insta or FetLife for ticket info! --------------------------------- --------------------------------- Lyrics (Spoilers Below!): Look at me.  I’m about to be f*****g this woman who is out of my league.   Pressure’s on.  Please don’t let me blow my shot.   She’s ready, so I wrap it up as she spreads her legs.  Then her dog walks in the room.   My god, that dog’s ugly.  Staring straight back at me.   Where did my erection go once I slid inside?   His good eye is yellow and dry while his other one oozes bloody black gunk.   And somehow his dead crusty tongue has enough strength left to slurp up the eye gunk shit. And then the girl with me gets real mad so she asks me “Why is your attention on my dog Guapo?” So I tell a small lie and say he’s a cutie pie.  Then that dog’s erection grows.  Oh God.  F**k my life. I plead with her “Give me one more try.  I can get turned on if you turn off the lights.” We rekindle our lust.  My dick’s hard.  It’s time to thrust.  So I grab a glob of lube and slide inside.   She’s loving it and I’m shocked I lasted a long time.   That sex was perfection so let’s turn on the lights.   Oh no.   The lube for my erection came from Guapo’s gunky eye. [sobs understandably]

Extra segments from my interviews with Noctifux, Domina SeaAphrodite, and ViV: The Woman with 2 Vaginas. Support Sexie Show!   Because the groupsez you should. patreon.com/sexieshow Want to advertise on the show for super cheap? Only $1 for 15 seconds.  $2 for 30 seconds. CashApp: $SexieShow

Part 2 of my chat with Elle and Vee from Girls Gone Deep!  We play the game "That's So Hhhoootttt." Check out their podcast: Girls Gone Deep. Support Sexie Show!  Feels as good as f*****g a knee pit. patreon.com/sexieshow Come to Battlestrip 6: Sinferno on Friday, November 7th!  Message me on Insta or FetLife for ticket info! Advertise on this show for super cheap.  Only $1 for 15 seconds.  $2 for 30 seconds. CashApp: $SexieShow

Elle and Vee from Girls Gone Deep!  We chat about breastmilk play, Mormon sex, wand twirling, DVP, pineapple delivery, Samuel L Jackson, and taboo kinks in the shower… and that’s just part 1 of 2! Check out their podcast: Girls Gone Deep. Support Sexie Show!  More satisfying than bat milk. patreon.com/sexieshow Come to Battlestrip 5 on Friday September 19th! Advertise on this show for super cheap.  Only $1 for 15 seconds.  $2 for 30 seconds. CashApp: $SexieShow

Part 2 of my convo with FetLife's most popular Domina!   Support Sexie Show!  It'll get you wetter than that Christmas scene fiasco. patreon.com/sexieshow Come to Battlestrip 4 on Friday August 15th! Want to advertise on the show for super cheap?   Only $1 for 15 seconds.  $2 for 30 seconds. CashApp: $SexieShow

Jerk-Off Instructions from your favorite sex podcaster.   I dare you to try and reach orgasm to this. Please support Sexie Show.  Santa might forgive you for what you thought about doing to him. patreon.com/sexieshow Want to advertise on the show for super cheap?   Only $1 for 15 seconds.  $2 for 30 seconds. CashApp: $SexieShow

Learn all about FetLife's most popular Domina!   Epic memories.  Epic mammories.   Please support Sexie Show and enjoy a Hornicopia of perks! patreon.com/sexieshow Want to advertise on the show for super cheap?   Only $1 for 15 seconds.  $2 for 30 seconds. CashApp: $SexieShow

Part 2 of 2.  Way more arousing.  Despite anglerfish and Eleanor Roosevelt.   Want a picture of Viv's double vagina?  Become a top tier patron at patreon.com/sexieshow OR send $20 to $SexieShow on CashApp!

Welcome to the Sexie Showdown!   A competition between sex partners where the loser goes down on the winner.  The 1st-ever battle is between my longtime patron Spanky B and her girlfriend Marie. Who knows more pop songs featuring sex lyrics?  Let the games begin! Support Sexie Show!  You could be the next contestant... patreon.com/sexieshow Want to advertise on the show for super cheap?   Only $1 for 15 seconds.  $2 for 30 seconds. CashApp: $SexieShow

Part 1 of 2.  A chat (and a game of truth or dare) with my friend and partner who has twice the heart, twice the beauty... and twice the genitalia. Want a picture of Viv's double vagina?  Become a top tier patron at patreon.com/sexieshow OR send $20 to $SexieShow on CashApp!

Random chunks of trivia from my live game show at Exxxotica!   Support Sexie Show!   Help me travel to places more glamorous than New Jersey. patreon.com/sexieshow Want to advertise on the show for super cheap?   Only $1 for 15 seconds.  $2 for 30 seconds. CashApp: $SexieShow

A chat with the most popular man on FetLife. Support Sexie Show!   Mona Lisa will be slightly more likely to hit on you. patreon.com/sexieshow Want to advertise on the show for super cheap?   Only $1 for 15 seconds.  $2 for 30 seconds. CashApp: $SexieShow

The 5th Year Game answers and winner announcement! Support Sexie Show!   God put our wallets near our g******s for a reason! patreon.com/sexieshow Want to advertise on the show for super cheap?   Only $1 for 15 seconds.  $2 for 30 seconds. CashApp: $SexieShow

Five years of Sexie Show!  The 1st ever game for the listeners! Email your answers to [email protected] or send a direct message on Instagram or FetLife within the next 500 hours! Winner gets: [Free ad space on 5 episodes] or [free ad space on 1 episode and 5 previous Naughty Body pics] or [15 previous Naughty Body pics]! Support Sexie Show!   Don't make me bribe you with the answers. patreon.com/sexieshow Want to advertise on the show for super cheap?   Only $1 for 15 seconds.  $2 for 30 seconds. CashApp: $SexieShow

Song parody of a karaoke classic!  This one's more fun as a surprise, so I'm not giving it away in the episode title.  Lyrics written below for after you've listened! Support Sexie Show!   You can try it once with Mark. patreon.com/sexieshow Want to advertise on the show for super cheap?   Only $1 for 15 seconds.  $2 for 30 seconds. CashApp: $SexieShow ---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- Lyrics (Spoilers Below!): My love for you has never been stronger. But my lust for certain parts of you has never made me weaker. (Turn Around) Every now and then I get a little bit horny for that 2nd way to pound (Turn Around) Every now and then I get a little inspired to ask if I can park in the rear (Turn Around) Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that your butt and mind aren't open to try (Turn Around) Every now and then I get a little bit scared my sweat will drip directly into your eyes (Turn Around Ass Time) That's the time I'm reading on my clock (Turn Around Ass Time) Hungry booties love to feed on c**k And I need you now tonight I'm behind you more than ever But if your sphincter's squeezing tight We'll be poking around forever And I'm glad that your sheets are not white 'Cause some shit could go down Together we'll explore the beauty of your behind Just do a little douching 1st if you don't mind (if you don't mind) Plus my aim is often off when we f*ck in the dark You said you tried it once with your ex-boyfriend Mark I really need you tonight If anal's gonna start tonight Will anal really start tonight Once upon a time I was falling in lust Now I spread your butt cheeks apart I'll leave it up to you if I can  Thrust in the slit where you fart Once upon a time I'd f**k p***y all night But making love is truly an art It's a master-piece-of-ass when I Thrust in the slit where you fart [The magic happens] (Turn Around Ass Time) It's already half-past ass o'clock (Turn Around Ass Time) Hungry booties love to feed on c**k And I need you now tonight (And I need you) I'm behind you more than ever But since your sphincter's squeezing tight (Squeezy sphincter) We might be stuck like this forever And I'm glad that your sheets were not white Still you shouldn't look down Together we explored the beauty of your behind I'm gonna do a happy dance now if you don't mind (Why would she mind?) I f*cked you in your bed, in the butt, and in the dark It wasn't my best work but it was better than Mark I really need you tonight  Since anal sex has started tonight It kinda sorta started tonight Once upon a time I was falling in lust Then I spread your butt cheeks apart We're together in the end as I Thrust in the slit where you fart Thrust in the slit where you fart Thrust in the slit where you fart Fart  Fart That was a fun-ass time Hopefully not the last time you turn around