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93 episodes
Language
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Braised BitsExplicit
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Date created
2019/11/01
Latest episode
2021/09/17
Average duration
76 min.
Release period
7 days
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Jesse Eigner and Lance Pauker are two comedy chefs in New York City. On stage, they constantly cook up piping hot bits that might burn your mouth if you're not careful. But in your earbuds, the bits are braised, slow cooked to precision and carefully considered. Braised Bits is an hour of observational humor, good humor ice cream bars, and even some Humor Esiason mixed in. We're talking food, we're talking sports, we're talking awkward situations and the never-ending tide of technological determinism. We're even talking about practice. Come for the fun, stay for the umami.
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#94 Discord Inferno
2021/09/17
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00:00-00:30: Jesse sings a raucous tune
00:30-3:20: Jesse asks Lance how the hell he is and Lance plug uglies his recording on September 26
3:20-11:00 The chefs prepare a meal hirsch with some meal prep surrounding the latest hot ryan goss from the discord. Jesse is scared of his canvas from which he creates his comedy art.
11:00-17:30: Jesse ambled around Astoria and enjoy a Jason Street fair. Lance had a rare outing in which he socialized with comedians and ate cheesecake.
17:30-55:27: The chefs pound the pavement and share their top 9 street foods
55:27-1:00:40: Phil shares his predictions for road dawg Jesse. Lance shares some minor ryan gossip
1:00:40-1:07:56: Lance doesn't get the Steve from Blues Clues memes. Jesse eats some bloody brilliant buffalo wings.
1:07:56-Close: The chefs bring in the closer and strike out the side to wrap up another all-star ep
#93 Brussel Crowe
2021/09/10
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00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Ben Franklin Next of Kin.
00:30- 00:30- The chefs submerge Ibaka into the podkitchen as Jesse asks Lance how the hell or highwater he is.
01:45-03:07- Jesse and Lance debate whether or not it is important to have a Lance arm strong face.
3:13- 4:26- Lance delivers the goods with a Michael Good reference.
4:55- 7:58- Lance shouts out Zachary Shnackery for adding nice color commentary to the chefs Paul Blart Mall discussion.
7:58- 9:22- Jesse defends his Shannon sharper image position.
9:22-11:40- Lance proves Jesses point pleasant with a panic at the discord picture of over flowing gerrit cole slaw.
11:40-17:00- Lances highlight had him being a family guy as he made his families chopped liver recipe wee herman and also went on a hike Lee.
17:00- 21:03- Jesses highlight had him also being a family guy fieri while he enjoyed a weekend filled with salmon and Alec Baldwin.
21:03- 57:37- The chefs Joe list their top nine side dishes.
57:37- 1:02:27- Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs favorite side dish networks.
1:02:27- 1:09:19 - Lances QAB had him taking carey mulligan of his table mate at a wedding.
1:09:19-1:14:00 - Jesses QAB had him getting called the Dave Matthews Band of comedy at his local Bart Starrbucks.
1:14:00- 1:15:19 - The chefs bring in the closer and Lance promotes his upcoming live stand up recording on 9/26. Jesse promotes his Giggles N’ Cream show on 9/30.
#92 Lurk Nowitzki
2021/09/03
The chefs get a ride from their parents to the mall as they chat their top 9 things about malls. Also, a luke-wilson-warm debate about bagel freshness and a heated discussion about the Meredith Kercher murder case.
00:00-00:30: Jesse reads an ad for Bo Burnham's Burnt Ends.
00:30-02:15 Jesse reveal parmesans that he's the head chef, and Lance is the Sue Nicholls Chef.
2:15-10:00: Lance bear grills Jesse about his bagel getting experience discussed on the Patreon episode, and the chefs argue barrymore as to what constitutes a truly fresh bagel.
10:00-13:35: Lance compliments honorary chef Eric Seidel's Paul Graf. Jesse predictably ruby rails on the whimsical poker player.
13:35-19:45 Jesse gets a compliment from a pair of fans for his wordplay and paranormal activity. Lance had plans that got cancelled and made lemonade out of cancelled plans.
19:45-58:15: The chefs have cinnabon on their hands as they chat their top 9 things about suburban malls.
58:15-1:02:34: Phil Jackson and Kate share their Curly Headed Conjectures and LPPs.
1:02:34-1:14:45: Lance is not the change he wishes to see at Joe's Pizza. Jesse and Lance then get into a semi major tiff haddish about the media narrative surrounding the 34 year-old journalist Amanda Knox.
1:14:45-Close: The chefs conclude van nistelrooy another great episode.
#91 Entree 3000
2021/08/27
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Epi 91--The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits with a buffet of delicious meal prep to devour. The chefs get into it as they list their top 9 restaurant pet peeves which seamlessly transitions into their weekly questionable at best segment.
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#90 Carlos Peruser
2021/08/20
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00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for West Wings Buffalo Wings.
00:30- 00:55 - The chefs dip into episode ninety the right way with a David Wright angle.
00:55- 1:30 - Lance chers that he is wearing Kates hat and Jay Feels like he can yell at people for standing too close to the Erik Flowers.
2:30-4:45 - The chefs debate whether an outdoor shower is a scam Newton.
4:45- 6:00 - Lance shouts out the newly formed discord and specifically Michael Kay for post maloning a delicious salmon dish.
6:00- 10:00 - Jesse discusses what he thinky and the brains about the Shnackerys cavatelle and detleff shrimp dish network.
10:00-13:01 - Lance chers meal prep regarding Zachary Shnackarys discord post about the Kitchen Farts and Letters
13:01-15:02 - Jesses highlight had him taking a dip in the Frank Ocean.
15:02-19:21 - Lances highlight had him enjoy beharing his thyme in Newport, Rhode Island.
19:21- 22:15 - Lance reveal parms that he needs to purchase new blue suede shoes for a fancy reagan dinner.
22:15- 1:03:20 - The chefs Joe List their top nine Nickelodeon characters.
1:03:20-1:07:10 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine lists.
1:07:10- 1:10:50 - Lances QAB has him showing appreciation for a crazy derrick car driving on a sidewalk to avoid traffic.
1:10:50-1:16:19 - Jesses QAB has him having to deal or no deal with a hackey bartender recycling bits.
1:16:19-1:18:0 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote the pod.
#89 Plateau Bice
2021/08/13
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00:00-00:30: Lance reads an ad for the comedy/food/2003 reference podcast Braised Bits
00:30-3:25 The chefs reflect on the evolution of the pod. Lance says the pod is stale bread but Jesse "Eager" Eigner is making croutons. The chefs announce the launch of their DISCORD channel, which is exciting stuff!
3:25-10:00 Jesse has a lot of beef with the pod-nemesis' sloppy jalopy lasagna, the first food post in the discord. Lance chats about his breakfast quesadilla.
10:00-11:55 The chefs aren't resting on their Andrew Lauria's as they fish for bits.
11:55-23:15 Highlights time! Jesse keeps yapping away about his bachelor party trip to Last Vegas. Lance is crabby in Annapolis Maryland and then enjoys Baba's Pierogies with some top braiserbacks.
23:15-58:25: Land ho! The chefs formulate arguments on their top 9 landforms. Is this the peak of the pod?
58:25- 1:03:50: Phil Jackson and Kate cher the singer their predictions.
1:03:50-1:14:40: Jesse's unmasks some frustration about mandates. Lance has a Chris Leak in his ceiling and it takes him a little while to SEC the problem.
1:14:40-Close: The chefs bring in Eric Gagne and close out another excellent eppy. Braise on!
#88 Cat Galifanakis
2021/08/06
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00:00- 00:30- Jesse reads an ad for Burger King Chicken Fries.
00:30-3:00 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode in the virtual podkitchen with a tiffany haddish about copy and pasting.
3:00- 4:45 - Lance reminisces about his time roasting and toasting comedians.
4:45-7:27 - Jesse chers that he is off anne kilter because he ran into his demarcus cousin at the gym halpert.
7:27-9:55 - Jesse presents meal prep from a top braiserback about the chefs on going dog and cat family feud.
9:55- 11:27 - Jesses highlight had him meeting his sisters puppy for the first thyme.
11:27- 16:00 - Lances highlights had him having an impromptu Mark Cubano sandwich.
16:00- 1:00:31 - The chefs list out their top nine jews.
1:03:31-1:07:48 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine Jews.
1:07:48- 1:10:14 - Lance presents some meal prep regarding Jesses love for the Olympics and the podnemesis involvement.
1:10:14- 1:12:27 - Jesses QAB had him having to David Diehl with a Bill self centered comedian.
1:12:27-1:17:58 - Lances QAB had him having to David Diehl with a delayed contractor and setting a boundary.
1:17:58- 1:18:01- The chefs bring in the closer and promote the podkitchen.
#87 Ignora Ephron
2021/07/30
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00:00- 00:30 - Lance reads an ad for Summer Sanders Sandles
00:30-1:30 - The chefs kick off the episode with a Fred McRiff on kind bars.
1:30- 5:11 - The chefs reveal parm that episode 86 got 86’d and Lance chers the origin of getting 86’d.
5:11- 5:30 - Jesse reveals he has a hard out to go meet his Sisters new puppy wee herman.
5:30- 8:35 - Jesse presents meal prep from Phil Jackson regarding Lances need for speed on the highway.
8:35-11:35 - Lances highlight had him getting a lot Warrick Done on a productive Sunday of our lives.
11:35- 16:54 - Jesses highlights had him watching the Olympic womens skateboarding competition, going to a Van Gogh experience and dining with Phil Jackson and Jeannie Bus.
16:54-1:01:19 - The chefs list their top nine NYC pizza places.
1:01:19-1:06:40 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top 9 NYC pizzas.
1:06:40-1:12:33 - Jesses QAB had him witnessing and smelling a stanky situation at his local Lou Bodega.
1:12:33- 1:17:05 - Lances QAB has him taking a scoop out of Ample Hills service quality.
1:17:06-1:18:09- The chefs bring in the closer and promote what they have coming up.
#85 Omission Impossible
2021/07/23
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00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for Vincent Van Gogh Gurt.
00:30-02:00 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode in the podkitchen and immediately promote the patreon.
02:00-04:25 - Lance and Jesse reminisce about their elementary school days and the different Antrel Rolles kids would play in the yard.
04:25-6:18 - Jesse presents some meal prep from top braiserbacks Michael Kay and Phil Jackson regarding the previous epi pen.
6:19- 08:04 - Lance presents meal prep from Mr. October regarding Jesses favorite pasta dish network.
08:36- 10:46- Jesses highlight had him going to the Jason Moma with his parents and getting some art and sole in his blood.
10:46- 13:35 - The chefs discuss the Mohegan Capri Sun show they both performed on.
13:35-18:45 - Lances highlight had him enjoying the Jersey shore and the best porch de Rossi in the country.
18:45-60:01 - The chefs list their top nine inch nails about driving.
60:01- 1:05:28 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine lists.
1:05:28- 1:08:55 - Lance presents a question from the podnemesis regarding a short lived Tony Korn on the cob heiser tv show.
1:08:55-1:11:41 - Jesses QAB has him in a pickle after spilling late night pickle juice in his Freddie Kitchen.
1:11:41- 1:17:18 - Lances QAB has him having to David Diehl with a faulty sound system at a Droad gig in Philly Jackson.
1:17:18- 1:18:20 - The chefs bring in the closer and Yasiel plug what they have coming up.
#84 David Lee Broth
2021/07/16
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00:00-:50- Lance reads an ad for new show sponsor, Guy Fieri's Tooth Fairys.
0:50-3:00: Jesse welcomes everyone to the pod and Lance ann slanders the sponsors as they get dipped in like a pretzel rod stewart. They also talk Space Jam and LeBron's hair plugs in this club.
3:00-6:50: Jesse tries to evict the podnemesis Eric Seidell, but he can't because of the moratorium on eviction.
6:50-10:55: Jesse gets rattled by a motorcycle and then dives deep into the Astoria Reddit underground.
10:55-20:44 Jesse has a lasagna of highlights that includes standup, Quality but not Quantity Meats, and an encounter with semi-nemesis whack goldberg. Lance and Kate went to an outstanding diner, and Jesse can't Hyde Park his emotions upon hearing Kate's order.
20:44-1:00:29: Jesse and Lance reveal parmagiana with a side of chickie fingers their top 9 kids foods.
1:00:29-1:05:29 Phil Jackson eggs on Jesse with his predictions, and Kate nails her LPPs.
1:05:29-1:15:50 Lance doesn't understand crypto, and Jesse wipes the slate clean with baby wipes.
1:15:50-Close: The chefs greek chicken wrap up another great episode.
#83 Ragu Gu Dolls
2021/07/09
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00:00-00:30 - Jesse reads an ad for Chris Paul, John Wall and Paul Walls homemade basketballs.
00:30- 1:55 - The chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits and begin a bidding war among their advertisers.
1:55- 3:30- The chefs discuss the significance of the number 83 and how it Jay feelys to be face to face in the podkitchen.
3:30- 5:18 - Jesse and Lance boxer briefly reminisce about the previous Jason Days Braised Friendly golf outing at Marine Chan Ho Park.
5:18-10:11 - Jesse gets Sandra Bullock blindsided by Lance and the podnemesis Eric Seidell who creepily snuck into watch Jesse perform on a show without him being Demarcus aware.
10:11- 16:08 - The chefs talk again about the Braised Friendly golf outing and how it went playing with a manic at the disco Russel Wilson.
16:08- 17:46 - Lance chers that he had a delicious meal Hirsch with Zachary Shnackery and how his yoga instructor told him to get to know his body.
17:46- 53:51 - The chefs Joe List their top nine pasta dishes.
53:51-58:55 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine.
58:55- 1:02:44 - Jesse rehash browns his Lisa fee Lings about Seidell lurking in the shadows for his QAB.
1:02:44-1:05:32- Lances QAB had him having to David Diehl with a couple of scam Newtons at a comedy show.
1:05:32- 1:05:53 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote what they having coming up.
#82 Frose Canseco
2021/07/02
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00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Sean Williams Scotch tape.
00:30-03:22- The chefs give the braiserbacks the real deal Holyfield on why they are recording in the virtual podkitchen again.
03:22-04:32 - Lance accepts the AC slater challenge from Con Ed Harris.
04:32-10:14 - Jesse presents some meal prep and hashes out Lances corn beef hash take as well as Phil Jacksons previous weeks controversial predictions.
10:14-11:45 - Podnemesis Eric Seidel calls Jesse out for his system of a melt down last week.
11:45-15:00 - Jesses highlight had him enjoying Jeannie Bus’s birthday which involved a softball game and a tiki barbecue.
15:00- 25:06 - Lances highlight had him taking the Kansas City Stars on a pizza tour of NYC.
25:06- 1:03:05 - The chefs list their top nine summer beverages.
1:03:05- 1:09:55 - Kate and Phil Jackson predict the chefs top nine Joe Lists.
1:09:55-1:10:30 - The chefs promote the patreonardo dicaprio.
1:10:30- 1:20:43 - Lances QAB had him having to David Diehl with a holiday inn extended stay at Lucali Trevino.
1:20:43- 1:26:00 - Jesse calls out a two time Braised guest for trying to Devin Book him on a road gig at the last second.
1:26:00-1:26:55- The chefs bring in the closer and promote what they have coming up.
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AaronZ0213 2021/02/12
A Must Listen
Hilarious podcast you need to add to your list
Zzachey 2020/10/25
Good podcast
I was cleaning my apartment and listened to this podcast.
angelcatt 2020/09/09
Incredible pod
These guys are hilarious! So thankful to have these eps to binge during quarantine!!! My new favorite pod!!!!
Yeawr 2020/03/22
Coming in hot!
If you are not a briaser-back, I suggest you give it a listen and become one. It's always great material. And don’t kid yourself - you ain’t doing any...
iheartthebish 2020/02/21
Funny
Ridiculous topics and funny riffs have enjoyed it so far
ComedyBitSlut 2020/01/28
Hungry For Comedy?
Do you like Humor? Good Humor..Good Burger..Big Mac..Marc McGuire. Did you understand that? If so you get the show
hogchodman 2020/01/03
Hot fire
Good pod, friend knows one of the guys and recommended it to me. I don’t need more podcasts in my life, but this one is actually good. It’s a super ea...
#1 Braiserback 2020/01/01
Cooking Hot!
Lance and Jesse are absolutely hilarious! Their piping hot bits, amazing banter, and mouth watering food commentary make my morning commute way more f...
MaddieS2019 2019/12/29
Avo-pod-o Toast
Do you eat food? Do you like to laugh? Then you should pop some braised bits in your ears. Jesse and Lance are *two peas in a pod*cast. Jesse the road...
Tori Lianna 2019/12/27
Incredible
This is one of the funniest podcasts ever. The best thing to listen to on my way to work to boost my mood. More people need to hear it!!!
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