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Variety is the spice of life, and that's why we're not only trying a slightly new format this week, but we're also talking novelty, bros voicing audio erotica, and posting fanfic to AO3 from a 24 hour psych hold.  In this menage-a-trois episode, we're catching up on:  S6E16: Bridesmaids Revisited S6E17: I'm OK, You're OK S6E18: The Real Paul Anka Text us! Support the show

We are back on Martha’s home turf with season six, episode 15 “A Vineyard Valentine” PART 2. Join us and these gals they call Gilmore as we hit the gym, grill up some lobster, and deal with daddy issues on every front. Text us! Support the show

 We’re going to Gay Head in part one of our oral report on season 6, episode 15 “A Vineyard Valentine.” Scenic points of interest include V Day burrito digressions, Water Talk, and our usual drooling over Lorelai’s beauty. Keep your eyes on the coastline for part two next week! Text us! Support the show

* Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! * This episode was recorded during the approximately 90 minutes of time between the men’s U.S. hockey team gold medal victory and the prompt reveal of their true trash gremlin natures. Gabby’s excitement about this win did not age well! Join your putrid pals for a ramble about WB shows of yore, our disgusting history as teen nerds, and some sporadic tips on Vidding in the Modern Age. Text us! Support the show

Daddy issues abound - We struggle with Luke's overprotective choices - Have YOU tried tabletop RPGS? And don't forget the most important part: we all have to pull together to make sure the trains run on time. The train that runs on Gabby (TM) Text us! Support the show

The issue with us getting ahead of ourselves re: banking episodes, is that now you have to listen to our stale takes on The Pitt. But whatever! In this episode we’re kicking off season six, episode thirteen, “Friday Nights Alright for Fighting”. Lorelai struggles to potentially reschedule the wedding since Luke’s big Fatherhood realization, and Gabby and I struggle with how pragmatic that decision isn’t. Big smiles everyone, and here! We! Go! Text us! Support the show

Want the rest of our takes on season six, episode eleven “The Perfect Dress”? Well “the price just went up flag burner.” JK we got so much jaw flapping we’re giving it away so gather round for our ruminations on dog whistles, surprise fatherhood, therapy, and wifi. Text us! Support the show

Our gals are reunited, Lane is living at home as a free woman, and in a haunted bridal shop somewhere Lorelai has located “The Perfect Dress.” So throw on your blushiest tulle for some wrasslin based foreplay and let us whisper part one of your thoughts into your shell like ears. Text us! Support the show

Wherein we wrap up our review of Season 6 episode 9, Rory returns to her mothers waiting arms, Luke can't confess his recent Daddy Issues to his bride, and Emily Buys a Plane. Lets go! Text us! Support the show

As it was long foretold by the prophecy, we're comin atcha hot, wet, and wriggling this week with The Prodigal Daughter Returns, part 1. We get through several neglected social media comments as well as grapple with an entire surprise bedroom set, how Gilmore Girls misusing Lane might be the fumble of the century, and the importance of setting roommate boundaries. Now if you don't mind, we're off to speak to Pharoah about his dreams. TTFN! Text us! Support the show

WHY. Did you DROP. Out of YALE? This and other burning questions answered in part 2 of our “Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out” coverage! We’re also talking pet health scares, Emily’s teetering mental health, and our very informed takes on sportsmanlike competition. Plus! Bonus Heated Rivalry content chat in which neither of us clocks that we’re talking about DIFFERENT red headed HR creators. Text us! Support the show

Grab your bad boy ex and shake him all around cause it’s time to “Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out” PART 1. We are shockingly ready to embrace Jess and tickled to see him. Also, Lorelai can’t pick a paint color and if you think we can’t mine a good 20 minutes of content out of talking about our own struggles with paint swatches, you don’t know us at all. Text us! Support the show

Get in, losers. We're going to the cottage.  ALSO, apologies, not our greatest audio ever. Some mic mix ups and a hungry cat make for a slightly challenging audio experience, we do apologize for the technical difficulties and hope you can still enjoy this, our foray into gay hockey romance. Text us! Support the show

Gather round the campfire, kittens, because daddy is finishing up S6E5, "We've Got Magic To Do". If you remember our conversation from last week, we are wary but supportive of Lorelai's mission to "Let Luke Live" (LLL), we agree that children can be seen and also heard but if that little gremlin throws glitter on me, its ON SIGHT, and finally, Richard confronts The Truth about the Mitchem and the Huntzbergers, et al, and invites the news mogul to step outside for a round of fisticuffs, figuratively speaking, of course. We'll see you boys on the front lines! Bombs away! Text us! Support the show

Well gang, for two people who confidently claimed they would not be discussing Heated Rivalry, we sure did spend 20 min discussing Heated Rivalry. Other than that, we've got the DAR, Rory invents digital marketing, Emily and Richard FINALY find out about the truth of Mitchum and the Huntsbergers, and Paris joins the proletariat. It'll be a regular old piperoo! Text us! Support the show