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Send us a text The crew of the Pyrite Eldorado  strategize on how they can save C-Dawg from permanent deletion, but something far more serious has escaped their notice, possibly dooming their entire journey.

Send us a text In this month’s episode of Desperate Colonials, Sanatio and the Mystery Gang delve deeper into the wilderness to uncover the enigmatic last days of the alien jungle colony. However, something slumbering deep below may have their answer for them before they can ask. For those who want to skip the long intro, the session begins at 12:44.

Send us a text In this month’s episode, the crew of the Pyrite El Dorodo tie up loose ends on Ming 3 and venture forth into exotic and hostile jungle climes of Ming 7. Continuing on their search for the lost Emperor, will they finally find the object of their quest, or will the danger lurking in the alien jungle find them first?

Send us a text In this month’s episode, our Desperadoes are determined to liberate Ming 3 of Kali’s wrath. Will they prove to be the bane of the immortal storm goddess herself, or will the sky come crashing down on them?

Send us a text The hideous faces behind the mask of paradise are revealed. Now our crew must make a choice - sacrificing the garden of innocents or bringing the world crashing down on their heads as the psionic of storm of Kali herself threatens Ming’s enclosure of Eden.

Send us a text Our crew of Desperadoes lands on Ming 3 to find a desolate landscape of destruction and mystery. With their arrival stirs something sinister within the wreckages of the colony’s corpse as they search for the remains of Ming himself. However, despite their grim charge, they find themselves to be the life of the party. 

Send us a text Ready, set, GO! This month in the Shar system our friendly under dogs, Sonny and Adrien, race their way to victory. But before they can do that, they need to get their racing buggy ready! Will the ketchup race lines give the two the ability to pull off the win they always wanted? Get your popcorn and radios ready because we find out on today's episode!

Send us a text In this month’s episode, the Desperados are at the mercy of the Council of Captains, awaiting the fate of their captain and their ambitious venture against the nefarious whims of Diamondtooth - while also learning a secret from an unlikely source. Golden Squad: https://open.spotify.com/show/3nDBzDvg1VY7BJLBQzSfkN?si=xytuv4WnTUeWApGFUZE-Qg The Crit Cantina: https://open.spotify.com/show/31H7gXkn2v723BwOCJ5IVu?si=nlTsFnjjRRKRAFxYnQi45w

Send us a text Ya like jazz? Diamond Tooth seizes her opportunity to oust Wei from the leadership of his pirate fleet. If his crew sway the other captains of the league to their cause, then their adventure will end with a short walk down the plank.

Send us a text In this month’s episode from hell, an unlikely group of our Desperados is formed to siphon some gas and discover a mystery within a blue nebula.

Send us a text The Desperados finally scramble aboard their newly fixed free merchant ship to slip the surly bonds of Shar and touch the distorted blue of freedom. 

Send us a text The stage is set in the center of town for a showdown! In true western style, strap in because this episode is a long one - Patty and Sanatio were caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, now in line for their turn for an interrogation with a Magistrate of the Emperor. Can the rest of our Desperados help them escape before their destiny is foiled?

Send us a text We're taking a break from Desperate Colonials this month, but don't panic, baby dolls! We got you covered. Part 2 of the Ascension of Michael Smith is here with twice as many goofs and pop culture refences as last time! Desperate Colonials will resume next month!

Send us a text The heist is on! Jolene, Patty, Furin, and an oddjobber hired by Max take on the train while Sanatio schedules a rendevous at the SkyMall to negotiate with Cizek.

Send us a text Here’s the scoop - the psychic twins, undaunted by dark visions of the future, wager their destiny on a boxing match. Maxwell and Patty reflect on the nature of fame while they chart a path for their partnership, and Jolene stumbles into Red Star’s secret plans while making plans of her own.