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In this week's Magic Mirror, we see Tommy, Brandon, Chris, Lori, Stephanie, Damian, Shawn, Paul, Genevieve, John, and of course... Mike and Shirley. In this week's episode, Halloween hangs over everything as ChickBrew reports back from trunk-or-treat in Rota — Green Ranger helmet finished just in time — and discovers a cross-country costume coincidence with someone all the way in California. T-Bone braves the DMV and lives to tell about it, thanks in no small part to the fantastic Miss Stephanie. Then it's on to one of nature's oddest offerings: the pawpaw. Is it a fruit? Is it a grandpa's nickname? Opinions are strong. We also get the story of a live flamingo in a hotel room (no flamingos were harmed), the correct number of scoops of protein powder, and a reminder to use your brain — Sudoku counts. Plus a call to listeners in California, Florida, Georgia, Germany, and Spain: if you haven't sent in your clip for the next commercial, the clock is ticking! And of course... we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy! Celebrity name drop: Pierce Brosnan #LUNSB#theLUNSBshow#tboneandchickbrew

In the Magic Mirror, we see Ahren (@ahren_belisle), Jordan (@jordan_the_stallion8), Lyndsey (@lyndseydotw), Ray (@RayWilliamJohnson), Ertan (@NewYorkTurk), Jan, Ryan, Jesse, and of course... Mike and Shirley. In this week's episode, ChickBrew is broadcasting through what may be the measles and may be the standard flu, from a studio corner decorated in authentic 1980s hieroglyph, and T-Bone is ready to ship her a thousand acoustic tiles to fix it. Then the official court of who actually makes us laugh on the internet. A comedian who performs through his phone (the jury is out). A man who eats all the good eats. A wheeze that can rescue a bad day. A cartoon storyteller. And a New York taxi driver who saves struggling restaurants — and is getting saved right back. Prince played the Oregon Trail. Science has a temporary cure for a stuffy nose that lasts five minutes and must be recharged, often. And near the end, this episode names itself, live on air, because somebody was listening a little too well. She knows what she did. And of course... we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy! Celebrity name drop: Prince #lunsb#TheLUNSBShow#tboneandchickbrew

Before the funny — a word for a friend This episode carries something more important than the laughs. T-Bone's friend, stand-up comic Monte Allen, was diagnosed with stage 4 colorectal cancer that has spread to his liver — just 11 days before this recording. Monte and his wife are fighting: he's posting a video every single day of this fight, and they're pursuing alternative treatments through a testing center. If you find yourself in a giving mood, the family's GoFundMe is here: https://gofund.me/d6fbd4234 — and the QR code on this episode's cover goes to the same page. When people need help, ask for it. When people ask, answer. That's the deal. In the Magic Mirror, we see Lennon, Andrew, Jesse, James, Mike, Frank, Yolanda, Jan, Shawn, Damien, Ralph, Monty, Oliver, and of course... Mike and Shirley. In this week's episode, ChickBrew returns from Barcelona, where the Sagrada Família finally got its cross. Meanwhile, back at the Halls of Justice, T-Bone is reckoned with for have substandard communication skills. We get into 3D printers bought for the greatest niece and nephews on the planet (and the glamorous by-product known as printer poop), the shadowy dog food industrial complex, and the now rendered useless LUNSB car magnets — JB gets first dibs. And in the Book of Everything, ChickBrew gets a foreign-language lesson she will never, ever un-hear.And of course... we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy! Celebrity name drop: David Koechner (Todd Packer from The Office, Champ Kind from Anchorman) #lunsb #TheLUNSBShow #tboneandchickbrew

In the Magic Mirror, we see Gloria, Dave, Damian, Shawn, Patrick, Oscar (Mike), Tabrin, Jen, Ryan, Jack, Angie, and of course... Mike and Shirley. In this week's episode, T-Bone can't stop singing "Crazy Plane" after hearing about a co-pilot who took a cockpit axe to his pilot — so naturally, the show opens with a plea for boring flights. Then there's the mystery: a U.S. Navy ring engraved "MORRS" with the initials C.Q., found in a closet cleanout — and absolutely nobody knows how it got there. Attempted Delivery has declared war, splicing all of T-Bone's food talk into a highly suggestive entendres to prove this show is NOT as clean as it claims. Shots fired. There will be a response! And of course... we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy! Celebrity name drop: Britnee Kellogg #lunsb#TheLUNSBShow#tboneandchickbrew

In the Magic Mirror, we see Tim, Damien, James, Jessica, Cooper, Kaitlin, Patrick, Kenneth, Tool, TuBaur$, Travares, Gary, Bernie, Monty, Brandy, Mandy, Tommy, and of course... Mike and Shirley. In this week's episode, we start with T-Bone's shaved face, a dangling microphone, and an unsettling amount of direct eye contact, then head to the annual Pancake Appreciation Day breakfast with our beloved annual waitress, Miss Luanne — where someone violated the sacred Circle of Trust. From there, we learn the hard way that old medicine is no medicine or you'll discover exactly what "foulness in nasal stereo" means. We also put the open-mic joke thieves on notice ("this one's for you"), ask how YOU deal with being disrespected — and whether an apology later is enough — and find out why ChickBrew would never sell you anything on a podcast... unless it's a bidet or Spindrift. And of course... we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy! Celebrity name drop: Terrence Trent Darby #lunsb#TheLUNSBShow#tboneandchickbrew

Since those losers at the Attempted Delivery Podcast took the week off...I mean, who does that???... We thought we'd take a trip down memory lane. Eight years ago to the day...back when we were morning radio people...back when we were... T-BONE AND CHICKBREW!!! IN THE MORNING!!!

In the Magic Mirror, we see Angelo, Amber, TuBaur$, Tegan, Damian, Sean, Robin, Ryan, and of course... Mike and Shirley. In this week's episode, ChickBrew debuts her brand-new microphone — great news for everyone except T-Bone's blood pressure. After last week's headphone nightmare, the 1972 wallpaper, the mustache, and enough packaging to build a second studio, she's finally sounding better than she has since COVID. We also crack open brand-new Tibby Award categories — Best Spouse of Season 14, plus Best Husband and Best Wife — and T-Bone unveils the trophy design featuring the heavenly Zeus himself as the Tibby. From there, we get into unrestrained dogs as legitimate missile hazards, National Forgiveness Day, T-Bone's Navy days holding the lines of ships like the Hindenburg, and the fine art of meal prep. We also celebrate Tool and TuBaur$ launching their "Ten Minute Talk" podcast (cover art and theme music courtesy of T-Bone, thank-you courtesy of nobody), dig into the great Wisconsin salt-and-pepper packet heist — a Wisconsin woman recaptures the world record, and we have questions — and T-Bone finally unloads his unpopular opinion about other services crashing the chief's mess. And of course... we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy! Celebrity name drop: Salt-N-Pepa (the group, not the shakers — we asked) Question of the Week: Am I losing my memory or did we already do that? #lunsb #TheLUNSBShow #tboneandchickbrew

In the Magic Mirror, we see TuBaur$, Tool, Lori, Geof, Shawn, Rick, Jan, Tom, Tommy, CARRIE!!! (it finally came to me), J.J., and of course... Mike and Shirley. In this week’s episode, ChickBrew is off doing Navy things, so T-Bone reaches deep into the barrel and pulls out TuBaur$ to sit in the co-host chair. We talk podcasting, commitment issues, romance novels, and whether TuBaur$ will ever actually launch the podcast she keeps talking about. From there, we get into AI-generated malarke, listener sightings in the wild, and the many ways the LUNSB Show apparently gets recognized by people who are actually listening. We also have cooking, wasabi peas, self-congratulatory chefs, a whole lot of questionable reasoning, and at least 50% of the podcast you will never hear because of misses potty-mouth. And we officially introduce the 2026 Tibby’s! Create your own category, nominate anybody you want, and join us live on Tibbs Eve, December 23rd, for what promises to be a ridiculous evening. And of course... we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy! Celebrity name drop: Travis Kelce AND Taylor Swift Question of the Week: What do groundhogs do? (Wrong answers only) #LUNSB#theLUNSBshow#tboneandchickbrew

In the Magic Mirror, we see J-Bone, Ryan, Dell, Uncle Ern, and of course... Mike and Shirley. In this week's episode, we start with technology, heat, power supplies, wireless microphones, and the eternal battle against the gremlins that make two people who know what they're doing look like complete rookies. From there, we get into Chief Select season, the mysterious art of the charge, strong personalities, and why actually sitting down with someone might be a little more meaningful than dropping a three-page inspirational novel into their charge book. We also wander through Poconos deer, terrifying passenger-seat driving, strange headlines from Hungary and the Metropolitan Opera, a little Spanish trivia, an absolutely ridiculous weekend of food, and enough salt, spinach, steak, shrimp, pie, and water to make every bite a decision. And somewhere along the way, we officially unleash the 2026 Tibbys! And of course... we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy! Uncompensated endorsement: Ruth Chris #LUNSB #theLUNSBshow #tboneandchickbrew

In the Magic Mirror, we see Mike, Will, Geoff, Shawn, Del, Malik, Damien, the other Shawn, James, Jesse, and of course... Mike and Shirley. In this week's episode, we battle mysterious audio gremlins, questionable microphones, and the discovery that one tiny button may be responsible for everything. We also revisit the dangers of being a pedestrian, the curious phenomenon of flying humans losing their shoes, and ChickBrew's ongoing struggle with her apparently delicate little feet. Then things get weird with hidden gold, sleeping polar bears, Antarctic penguins, and a new mathematical system that can only be described as... Tortilla Math. And of course... we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy! Celebrity name drop: Tom Cruise and that dude who plays Reacher. Question of thew Week: What's your craziest pedestrian versus car story? #LUNSB #theLUNSBshow #tboneandchickbrew

In the Magic Mirror, we see Jesse, Damian, George, Gloria, Jennifer, Misty, Ryan, Dre, Shawn, and of course... Mike and Shirley. In this week's episode, we talk about ChickBrew's return from San Diego, getting older, watching kids grow up, and T-Bone's 38 years with one organization. From there, we get into chief selects, being shanghaied into a terrible talent show, and T-Bone's legendary anchor auction skills. We also talk about autopsies, author Mary Roach, a truckload of squid in Rhode Island, Newfoundland, cooking, the perfect steak, al dente pasta, and the ongoing struggle to find a good restaurant in Central Pennsylvania. We finish up with a little love for the Canine Rescue of Central Pennsylvania and RAWL in Rota, Spain, including an urgent request for wet dog food. And of course... we do all of our regular stuff too! #LUNSB #theLUNSBshow #tboneandchickbrew

In this week's Magic Mirror, we see Sean, Matt, Zach, Dom, Ashley, Caitlin, Ray, Pickle, Shantae, Damian, Emily, even though she wasn't actually mentioned, and of course Mike and Shirley. In this week's episode, we have a surprise guest, the winner of the 2026 Harrisburg Hilarious Competition, Jesse James Martin, and a very special guest host, Mr. Nopolous. Jesse joins us to talk about his experience winning the competition, his writing process, his goals for the future, and what it takes to compete in the world of comedy. It's a rare opportunity to sit down with the winner and hear the story directly from him. T-Bone makes an apology to make, then it's off to talk about Greek food, including mouzika or mouzeka, explore Korean gimbap, touch on the Big Greek Something Fest, and somehow find our way into a discussion about venereal-style diseases. There's even a product placement for Herpesin L, some Disney movie talk, and, because this is The LUNSB Show, a little monkey business. PLUS! We do all of our regular stuff too! #lunsb #theLUNSBshow #tboneandchickbreaw

In the Magic Mirror, we see John, Bart, Howie, Marco, Josh, Karen, Dan, Misty, Anida, Victoria, Jan, Tom, Tommy, Ed, Damien, Shawn, Bryan, Ricky, Damian, Chris, and of course... Mike and Shirley. In this week's episode, we start with the guest that wasn't before turning our attention to an incredible tribute by EOD Mobile Unit 8 in Rota, Spain, honoring those lost during Extortion 17. From there, we get into the MIB, memorials, retirements, locations, visitations, relationships, moving on, and the ever-important two-week rule. We also recap the Harrisburg Hilarious Competition, tackle foods that people absolutely hate, and somehow find ourselves discussing the mysterious world of lovin' loafs before arriving at the delicate subject of proper farting etiquette. We close things out with the tragic story of the USS Truxton and USS Pollux disaster at St. Mary's, Newfoundland, before dropping one more celebrity name. And of course... we do all of our regular stuff too! Celebrity Name Drop: Halle Berry #lunsb#theLUNSBshow#tboneandchickbrew

In the Magic Mirror, we see Erica, Mike, Damien, Shawn, Colette, Delbert, Geof, another Shawn, Spark, and of course... Mike and Shirley. In this week's episode, T-Bone debuts his new recording configuration while ChickBrew shares the unforgettable experience of flying with a plane full of teenage soccer players. From there, we use the old hot date excuse and explain why giant menus are bad. For those needing a reminder, we tell you what really makes someone a good listener. And for our international travelers we got eating Napoli, earthquakes, sulfur vents, and a guy doing things at your table ... with food.Along the way, we revisit getting fired, explain why you should never vandalize government documents, find out what is hidden underneath the control board, and unwillingly stop by the USAA Virtual Memorial. We also spend some time talking about lottery dreams and gift cards, all before deciding that we need OnlyFans accounts! FINALLY, AND SPECIFICALLY FOR OUR SPAIN LISTENERS... an important warning about lithium batteries and plane crashed. And of course... we do all of our regular stuff too! Celebrity Name Drop: A twofer! Weird Al Yankovic & Shane Gillis #lunsb#theLUNSBshow#tboneandchickbrew

In the Magic Mirror, we see James, Geof, Shawn, Ewing, Rose, Joe, DeJuan, Damian, Damien, Brandon, George, Jessica, TuBuar$, and of course... Mike and Shirley. In this week’s episode, we begin with “mistakes were made” before ChickBrew takes on eight dudes. Then we jump into athletics, boxing, water aerobics, and finally explain what all those mysterious notification beeps were about last week. From there, we share more than one life hack, judge people by the cover of their cars, talk gift cards, and make a completely reasonable plea for Instant Pot and T-Mobile to sponsor the show. We also revisit all four opening rounds of the Harrisburg’s Hilarious Competition, head to Puerto de Santa María for the Latino Festival, and take a look at crime along the coast of Spain. Then things get interesting as we wander into Tinder, Bumble, appearances, and the always-important topic of... touching eyeballs. And we do all of our regular stuff too! Celebrity Name Drop: Tom Segura and Christina P. #lunsb#theLUNSBshow#tboneandchickbrew