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Jassifer and Clover bring violent conflict to an adorable plane filled with familiars. All in a day's work! Thanks go out always to our awesome network, Lore Party! The most thanks to our wonderful patrons on Patreon, especially our Employee of the Month, Pat! It has been 6 days since this workplace has had a thanking-Pat incident. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Record Scratch” - Luffy“Leaves-rustling” - sarahgb55“Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons“Unsheathe-blade” - blazewasbored“Censorbeep5s” - bthv“Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“Hissing metal” - vibe_ arc-24b“Door opening 1” - Bowen707 All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jass and Clover pursue a gaggle of anti-magic monks into M4's marvelous, magical menagerie of pocket planes. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro"elevator_strange_grinding" - zabuhailo"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"car-door-open-and-close-2" - nachtmahrtv"vehicle-small_car_burnout_version01" - scott_snailham"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone"applause-10" - kwahmah"photo-flash-canon5d" - eelke"Broken light bulb sound effect" - pblez4759"record scratch" - luffy All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Free Sound FX, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, SFX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't panic! There's always more work to be done. All the thanks go toooo our lovely network, Lore Party; Nicola Narracci for our intro graphics; and our Employee of the Month, Pat, for contributing pleasantly to our office atmosphere. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"nixeno-hospital-room-ambience-with-clock-heart-beeb-and-paging" - nixeno "Horse Gallop Sound Effect" - SFX"bamf" - themfish"WET SLAP POUNDING SOUND EFFECT" - Free Sound FX“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero“39 minutes of NYC Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings"apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound" - kyles"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib "klaxon alarm sound" - Lord Sandwich"elevator_strange_grinding" - zabuhailo"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro "record scratch" - luffyAll sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Free Sound FX, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, SFX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jassifer works through lunch, then works on herself. Thank yous must go to you our network Lore Party; as well as our patrons on Patreon, especially our Employee of the Month Pat! Pat, there's more paperwork for you around here somewhere. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Elevator-ding” - collierhs-collib“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo“Glasses-clinking” - danhelbling“Record-scratch” - luffy“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheereing-and-chatter” - gregorquendel“Crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797“G20-37-buzzer-bursts” - craigsmith“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-impact” - rick player“Metal-hit-with-metal-bar-resonance” - jorckhoofd “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will they, won't they? Jass lets loose after a disastrous conversation. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Thanks toour network Lore Party where you can hear other nerdy shows; and our Employee of the Month Patrick, who we won't let quit. Ah-ah, Pat! You can become an Employee of the Month and get access to tons of perks and behind-the-scenes content on our Patreon! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echobgsound” - Kyles“Elevator-ding” - colliers-colinlib“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Everyday Cinematic Sounds, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Odessa is NOT meant to be a babysitter! Oddjobs will be back the week after next - in the meantime, check out our $7 tier over on Patreon to hear the first episode of our brand-new urban fantasy campaign, New Duskmore - Episode 2 coming this week! Sound Effects:“Door opening 1” - Bowen707"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi"R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craigsmith"breaking bones" - sheyvan "laser-pistol-shooting" - nxrt"metal-impact" - rickplayer"Window breaking" - m1a2t3z4"Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Everyday Cinematic Sounds, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can Jass win it all, or will she just drop the ball? Thank you, as always to ⁠Lore Party⁠ and to our lovely patrons on Patreon.com/trynottodiepod (especially Patrick, our employee of the month, who is the star of the motivational posters around the office). Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti' “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel "Neck Snap 1" - Michaël Ghelfi “dodgeball_throw_hit2” - burnsie289.2 “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone "bamf" - themfish “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind  “Time-stop” - damnsatinist  “Portal-idle” - couchhero“39 minutes of NYC Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings "subway-door-close" - tweeterdj "photo-flash-canon5d" - eelke "Door, Front, Opening, A" - InspectorJ "nyc-ambience" - purpleaux All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Everyday Cinematic Sounds, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome (back?) to Champion's Call! The most underdog of all underdog teams, the Bloody Bashers, take to the arena at Cool-Ranch Goritos™️ Memorial Field! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Eternal and cosmic thanks go to: our network Lore Party; our patrons (especially Patrick, our employee of the month, who runs every cash register in the universe. Just go to any one of them!). You can support our show monthly on Patreon , or on Buy Me A Coffee! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “School Locker Opening and Closing HQ Sound Effects”- Everyday Cinematic Sounds“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel“Coach-whistle” - chaos-kid“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone“Whip-crack” scifisounds “dodgeball_throw_hit2” - burnsie289.2 All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Everyday Cinematic Sounds, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Show-time! Jass takes the high-ground when a surprise run-in on the train threatens the Lucky 7's commute to the butcherball game. So many thanks go to: our network Lore Party; our patrons on Patreon (especially Patrick, our employee of the month, whose picture we just super-glued to the wall). You can support our show monthly on Patreon , or on Buy Me A Coffee! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero“bamf” - themfish“39 minutes of NYC Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings“Gut-a-blastix” - Rolandseer“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jassifer finds herself accidentally double-booked... while responsible for the seven youngest Cottonbottoms! Thank you to everyone who helps make the show! Including our network, Lore Party, and our patrons on Patreon.com/trynottodiepod! Special thanks to our most important and esteemed patron, our Employee of the Month, Pat, who always makes sure we follow OSHA standards. We REALLY don't want to. Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi“Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey“Record Scratch” - Luffy“Door opening 1” - Bowen707“Cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table” - framing-noise“Crashing” - smmassuda“Phone-dial” -breviceps “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “39 minutes of NYC Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero“bamf” - themfish“Crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This office memo is marked NSFW (Not Safe for Wrenzo). Oddjobs will be back the week after next - in the meantime, join our $7 tier on Patreon to hear our brand-new urban fantasy campaign, New Duskmore! Support the show and hear New Duskmore: patreon.com/trynottodiepod Buy us a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod Hear more nerdy shows: loreparty.com Sound Effects: "vcrvhs-sound" - tompalompa of Freesound.org Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Out of the Wanders and back to WORK! With Clover at the wheel of the get-away van, Wrenzo and Jass report back to Odessa with Betty Crock's tome of swampy spells. This concludes Arc 10 of Oddjobs! Thank you again to Andrew Palmer of ChasmQuest for joining us as the amazing Wrenzo the Magi! Tune back in next week for our Office Memo, where we'll be updating you on our upcoming schedule. Our eternal thanks go to people who help us make the show. Like our patrons on Patreon! And our network Lore Party! Finally, thanks Pat, our Employee of the Month. Until further notice, the break room is broken. :) Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Interested in donating to the show? Buy us a coffee! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Fetid Swamp" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"whip-crack" - sci-fisounds“fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“explosion” - tommccann"gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun With Sound"Big Water Splash" - qubodup"vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1" - scott_snailham"la-cucaracha-car-horn" - csnmedia"messy-splat-3a" - foolboymedia"tires-squeaking" - rutgermuller"device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero“bamf” - themfish"Air Bag Deploy Demo" - Matthew J. Kutcher"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib"elevator_strange_grinding" - zabuhailo "mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro "robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02 "lightningcrash" - noisenoir "Summon Fey" - Michaël Ghelfi"Word of Radiance" - Michaël Ghelfi All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Matthew J. Kutcher, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Long live Scrimbo! Jass and Wrenzo face the song of the Scrimbologists. We are a loreparty.com podcast! Thanks to our Employee of the Month, Pat. You're the boss, Pat! You can become Employee of the Month on our Patreon, where we're releasing bonus content all the time! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Fetid Swamp" - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Record Scratch” - Luffy"Big Water Splash" - qubodup"Arcane Sword" - Michaël Ghelfi All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Soaring, flying! Jass and Wrenzo take the scenic route through Wander Green, in search of Clover and the van. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Thank yous go to our network, loreparty.com! And also to our patrons over at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod who support the show and are rewarded thusly with bonus content, like our BRAND NEW CAMPAIGN, New Duskmore, DM'd by Lisa. And shout out to our Employee of the Month, Pat. He works here! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux“Magic-missiles” - spookymodem “Boxing-bell-signals” - mateusz_chenc “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero“39 minutes of NYC Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings“bamf” - themfish“Klaxon Alarm Sound” Lord Sandwich on Youtube“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Waterfall-small-d” - inspectorj“Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Entangle” - Michaël Ghelfi“Simulated wood crash 02” - Jagadamba“fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“explosion” - tommccann All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Half of Forever is out to get Betty Crock's mysterious spell-book... and Goo is out to get Todd Polinski's brain. Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the show and DM of the amazing chasmquest.com! Thanks to our perfect patrons over at Patreon! We're releasing an entirely new campaign on our $7 tier starting this month - DM'd by Lisa! - and you can hear the Session 0 there now. Thanks especially to our Employee of the Month, Pat, who refuses to help us commit tax fraud. There's always next fiscal year! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi We're a loreparty.com podcast - thanks Lore Party! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Record Scratch" - Luffy"time-slow-down" - patricklieberkind"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer"Hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons"electric-zap" - michael-grinnell"breaking-bones" - sheyvan"crashing" - smmassuda"photo-flash-canon5d" - eelke"invisibility-spell" - lucasduff"Record Scratch" - Luffy"magic-missiles" - spookymodem"Conjure Volley" - Michaël Ghefli"boxing-bell-signals" - mateusz_chenc All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices