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Finally, after many months, the finale is here!  Will Hester get rescued by a posthumous cameo helping Spriggan?  Will Zoe get smashed at the pub and try and pash everyone?!  And will she go and try to make out with the JUDGE? Most probably, you won't have to actually listen to it!  With special thanks always to: Sam Marzden, Lauren Bok, Tony "Bones" Burge, Sean Cunningham, Dolly Diamond, Tony Martin, Damian Cowell and special overacting extra voice, Ben Adamson! Thanks to Hot Sugar Band for allowing me to use their music as the stings and George Gershwin for Rhapsody in Blue. See you all for Season 2!   Bek Chapman

After hearing her leggy friend being tortured with nude Twister in the dungeon with plenty of inappropriate close-ups of nipples and thighs, Zoe Legless dismally drowns her sorrows in a local bar.  She encounters a familiar nemesis - but could this be the beginning of a legally unethical love affair?  Sergeant Lucky Spriggan is also disheartened, but working through his feelings in his diary, he stumbles upon a clue!  And with his anthropomorphic dog, could this actually lead to a conclusion that concludes the concluding Season 1?  Boy, I hope so!  GUEST STARRING: Michael Dalton as Dolly Diamond playing Judge Anna Feazlebottom. Grant Nichol's Year 7/8 drama class graduate, Ben Adamson as Zeal, the overacting extra.  And, of course, Tony Martin with his usual jokes at the end.   Featuring the voices of: Sam Marzden as the Narrator and Sparks the Dog. Lauren Bok as Nippy "T**s" McNorgstrum and Zoe Legless and the dubiously accented French stranger. Bek Chapman as Hester Monroe and the also dubiously accented Scottish Chief Boobie Winston. AND  Tony "Bones" Burge as Advertisement Voice Over guy, and Sergeant Lucky Spriggan.  --- Featured music includes (in order): Glen Miller & His Orchestra - "Bugle Call Rag" Bek Chapman - "Hectic Justice Theme Tune" Fats Waller/ performed by Hot Sugar Band - "Inside (This Heart of Mine"  With special thanks again to Hot Sugar Band who gave permission to use their music!  https://hotsugarband.bandcamp.com/ 'Hectic Justice' theme music written, recorded and produced by Bek Chapman.  Performed by Bek Chapman, Sam Marzden, Lauren Bok and Tony "Bones" Burge. All sound effects from Soundsnap.com.

A message from Bek Chapman and her cat winston interrupting followed by another hilarious bloopers reel taken from recordings of the cast.

This episode sees Hester Monroe all tied up in a moist dungeon!  Awakened by Nippy T**s McNorgstrem, with her super mild cigarettes, Hester realizes she's indeed in deep do-do!  Baxter Slick, drinking at the strip club with Big Tony, is worried he's getting in too deep. He is forced to take on Nippy "T**s" as his new assistant, but fears her savvy admin skills aren't the only things she's good at!  Could it be, she is trying to get him HOOKED on illicit PRODUCE?!  Find out in this episode of Hectic Justice! For more details, go to https://hecticjustice.podbean.com/

Baxter Slick and the Judge discuss illegally smuggled donut matters but Baxter has more on his mind than a chicken pun-off! Hester, tries making peace to get a warrant to search Mascara's premises but Judge Feazlebottom is a little too suspiciously obliging! What's going on?! Hester then attempts to perform the search warrant on Big "Tony" Mascara's premises with many nameless extras! But will it all go to plan?!

We meet our stern, serious, Coroner, Dr Heidi Scalpel! What?! A woman DOCTOR?! Detective Legless and Sergeant Spriggan seek her help about the deceased jogger, Steve Monaghetti, (another Australian in-joke). Is Big "Tony" Mascara is at it again?  Detective Legless and Sergeant Lucky Spriggan must consult the sexy heroine and STAR of the show, Hester Monroe!  But will she be able to perk up her jugglets and seek a warrant to search Mascara's premises for the stolen donuts? Oh My GOD! The SUSPENSE!

Hey! Like the music in Hectic Justice? Go to https://hotsugarband.bandcamp.com! Sergeant LuckySpriggan and our sexy heroine Hester Monroe have their first adorably inept date which is cut short by an important phone call. Spriggan must head to the New Bjork Police Station!  It's about the DONUTS!  But where are they?  Who are they?  And why are they?!  Warning, this episode is sprinkled with much overacting by the policemen extras, and may not be appropriate for some viewers.... BREASTS!

The mafia is at it again!  Big "Tony" Mascara and his lackeys are doing what they do best, the illegal capture of confectionery!  In this case, the smuggling of precious donuts! The sexy, corrupt Judge Feazlebottom meets them for a revealingly addictive chit-chat, but theme music suggests they're being spied on by someone who may use what he's seen to his ambitious advantage in an upcoming episode!  Meanwhile, someone ELSE comes across the smuggling and must be done away with! And after a hopefully not copyrighted Benny Hill chase-sequence, what will happen next?!

Puns.  Gavels.  Dad jokes.  Mini skirts. Bumbletard Productions reluctantly presents: Hectic Justice! A new podcast comedy written, directed and produced by Bek Chapman.  Featuring the voices of: Sam Marzden Lauren Bok Bek Chapman Tony "Bones" Burge Seán Cunningham Michael Dalton/Dolly Diamond    Theme music written, recorded and produced by Bek Chapman.  Performed by Bek Chapman, Sam Marzden, Lauren Bok and Tony "Bones" Burge.

We go behind the scenes on an investigation with Detective Legless! Why is she such a tell-it-like-it-is tec who feels things inside her so hard?  Who is her bumbling but attractive new partner?  And Hester is prosecuting a case which may lead her into mortal danger!  But is her skirt too short?  Which new character will prove his worth by saving her life and possibly getting lucky?  And specifically what accent is that coming from Chief of Police Boobie Winston?  Or is she just having a stroke?  Find out in this episode of Hectic Justice!  

Turn on the wireless! It's time for Hectic Justice!  As Hester Monroe loses her case due to a dubious ruling by Judge Anna Feazlebottom, mafia boss Big "TONY" Mascara once again goes free!  A confrontation with Defense Attorney Baxter Slick leaves her breathless and unbuttoned, but a cup of tea with best friend, tell-it-like-it-is Detective Zoe Legless will calm her down! Especially when served in an inappropriate negligee.  But what will happen now?  Will the mafia be free to roam the streets and possibly do even more illegal things illegally?  And how will Chief Boobie Winston handle another case being tossed like an avocado salad?  Find out in this first episode of Hectic Justice!

In the forgotten pants of your bathroom floor, we introduce the four feminine fespians who will no doubt win the hearts of listeners world-wide, as this preview-teaser almost demonstrates just how ridiculous a series can be!  Meet Hester Monroe, single female lawyer, trying to make it in a man's world in a short skirt whilst barely keeping her endearingly overly dramatic emotional problems in check.  Admire Zoe Legless, the hard, sassy, tell-it-like-it-is detective and Hester's best friend with her flawless New Bjork accent.  Cower before Judge Anna Feazlebottom: corrupt, middle-aged bit of crumpet with one hot gavel and the best catch phrase of all.  And fall into the bosom of Chief of Police Boobie Winston: maternal, tough-as-nails and substitute for everyone's dead mother.  She makes everything all right, even if it isn't, and if it's not, well, she'll pull you into her pair of fantastical bosoms and comfort you in a brogue that's almost Scottish...or is it Welsh?  Find out in this fairly necessary preview of HECTIC JUSTICE!