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This month, we will be reviewing a can of PEACH GINGER from Recess… and our first baked good.

This week, we're drinking Pomonad Rhubarb from Kivik's Musteri and Cola Champagne Cuzcatlan from El Salvador.

This week, we're talking about Thibodeau v. Air Canada and drinking Grapefruit Pamplemousse from Clearly Canadian.

This week, we're drinking Prickly Pear by De La Calle Tepache.

For the title of this episode, I wanted to come up with a pun about how the abbreviation for “Buddhist Management” could be BDSM. Haha. Cheeky. Unfortunately, I couldn’t quite turn that into a title, because I am a man. In this episode, we drink both Pineapple & Pink Grapefruit and Ginger & Key Lime from Something & Nothing.

This week we're drinking Coastal Spritz by Pentire. This episode contains paid content.

This week's episode is presented by 🌻🌻🌻 from La Crotch.

In the episode, we drink Maison Perrier France Chic Daiqui'red - presented by Kara Parker.

This week, we're drinking Inca Cola.

This week, we're drinking Lemongrass Tangerine from Simple Truth.

This week, we're drinking Paradise Punch (passionfruit • mandarin • guava) by Sanzo.

This week, we're not drinking Cali-Squeeze Blood Orange: “The State Algorithm has ruled that you are no longer allowed to own potatoes. Do not contest this decision and do not make trouble by attempting further purchases.”

This week, we are drinking Blood Orange Tangerine from Spindrift.

In 2026, we are giving up on Clean Girl. No more Barbiecore and the quiet luxury of Supreme Court Casual. No more Hailey Bieber. This is Chrysaliscore. This is Tired Girl. Cigarettes are back. And with that, we are drinking Sparkling Watermelon Juice With Added Ingredients from Trader Joe's.

For this episode, we review Pomelo by Sanzo. This is a 39 minute episode recorded on my 39th birthday. On the internet, everything is self-referential. Everything is a callback. I can barely post this episode, because the interface is blinking red. The computer is warning me that this episode title is not optimized. It's just a series of numbers. Nothing good ever came from numbers. It does not contain enough dramatic words. No traction. No anger. No conflict. The computer is telling me that no one will listen. That idea is making calm.