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Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw didn’t ask to be born as middle children, who would? Born into a life of being desperate for attention, the dynamic duo known mostly for developing a sense of humor as a defense mechanism brings you a show about their favorite thing, themselves. Talking through their endless embarrassing stories, the many famous middle children of the world, and interviewing guests from the oldest of the family, the youngest of the family and everything in between Middle Children is a show for all and there’s only one condition; Jessie and Chris are the stars.

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Between A Flawless American Fitness Test and A Well Funded Artist Collective

2024/02/26

Chris is grateful for American Idol for all the amazing talent they've brought the world. Jessie just wants to fund her dream art collective for all the artists in world. We also roll out a brand new Hallmark about.....well, we don't really know, but it's fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Between A Delicious Buttercream Cake and High Powered Hotellier In Love

2024/02/12

Chris is in his cake baking era and Jessie is over award shows. Luckily today's Hallmark features a love story for the ages about a high powered hotellier finding love when they least expect it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Between Stigmatizing Mental Health and Getting Free Sexy Massages

2024/02/05

Chris would love to move out of the heathen hell hole that is New York City but if he can't get a boyfriend here, where would he go? Jessie is back on the apps and feeling frisky....for free erotic massages. If you like being sold things you don't need, great news, the iconic QVC segment is back and better than ever. Get a ticket for the Sunday Valentine's Day Brunch Live Stream for this Sunday (2/11) https://www.eventbrite.com/e/814189672227?aff=oddtdtcreator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Between Being Stuck In Traffic With Sciatica And First Dates At Orange Theory

2024/01/29

Chris thinks people who go on first dates to workout classes are out of their minds. Jessie can't sit in traffic while driving because her Sciatica is killing her! This and other musings. Get tickets for the Valentine's Day Brunch Livestream Here! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/between-red-roses-and-eating-chocolates-alone-a-middle-children-valentines-day-live-show-tickets-814189672227?aff=oddtdtcreator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Between Falling Out of a Hammock and Snow Shoveling Dyslexia

2024/01/22

Chris and Jessie debate the merits of trying to be sexy in a hammock, pretending to be dyslexic to get out of shoveling and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Between No Carb Diets and 2024 Bingo Boards

2024/01/08

After a long break for the holidays, Chris and Jessie are back to kick off their 2024 with positivity (kind of) and a slew of New Years Resolutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Between Giving Away Furniture and Cuddling With Bad Intentions

2023/12/18

It's the last Middle Children of 2023. Jessie ponders whether or not men can cuddle for a night without wanting sex. Chris takes solace in the fact that if he puts some furniture out on the street, it's not wasteful because someone is always gonna take it. The final Hallmark of the year features a high powered crude energy attorney looking for a holiday romance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Between Hitting It Off With A Stranger and Delicious, Edible, Essential Oils

2023/11/20

Jessie is convinced that Chris will hit it off romantically with a friend of hers that she seems to know very little about. Chris is skeptical because it's not common that he really likes anybody any way. With the holidays coming up, we've also got you covered for gifts with another edition of the new fan favorite QVC segment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Between Not Needing A Man At All and Selling Milkshake Machines

2023/11/13

Chris profoundly declares that he'd rather Netflix and NOT chill. Jessie, on the other hand, loves an ice cream date. We unveil a new segment where Chris and Jessie can sell you ANYTHING and of course we close the show out with a look inside the world of daytime television and a whole lot of vodka. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Between a Room Full of Organized Chaos and A Rant About E.L. Fudge Cookies

2023/11/06

Jessie and Chris try to get on the same page about their dream houses but run into some difficulty landing on a shared aesthetic. Chris cannot contain his strong feelings about the new and def not improved E.L. Fudge cookies but Jessie is in love with a soft and chewy sugar cookie. We wrap up this week's show with a Hallmark featuring a high powered book editor on wild ride of self discovery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Between Hundred Dollar Doll Houses and Open Toed Shoes In NYC

2023/10/30

Chris is binging horror shows to get in the spirt of Halloween. Jessie is in her building miniature houses phase and no one can stop her. In place of a Hallmark, we unveil our first ever test run of the "Roast and Toast" segment focusing on the footwear of summer in New York City. Prepare yourself, because it for sure, is a test run. Buy tickets NOW for TONIGHT'S Halloween Livestream https://www.eventbrite.com/e/middle-children-between-trick-and-treat-halloween-live-stream-tickets-728864472257?aff=oddtdtcreator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Between People Secretly Hiding In Your House and The Invention Of Pumpkin Spice

2023/10/23

Chris has been revisiting too much Tyra Banks content and realizing just how problematic she was. Jessie is getting to know her neighbors and trying to not let the fear of a stranger unknowingly living in her house ruin her vibe. Later we present an autumnally classic 'Hallmark' featuring the inventors of pumpkin spice and a trip to the homeland with tons of making out along the way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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★★★★★

Mars54 2024/02/13

Can’t stop laughing

These two are so funny together with the improv stories!

★★★★★

hgh420 2024/01/30

💜💜

Love the dynamic!! Hilarious!!! Only feedback… and it hurts me to say it cause I know y’all love it; but less Hallmarks?!! 😬💋😬

★★★★★

Damp231465 2024/01/30

Ok hear me out

Hallmark once a month. Make it special. Otherwise I just need the normal Jessie Chris Banter. Please. Not every week hallmark. I’ll skip hallmark week...

★★★★★

KatieAf1223 2024/01/25

Love.

This is one of the podcasts I look forward too the most. Every week brings me so much happiness. I really feel like I am just listening to my friends ...

★★★★★

Louatx 2024/01/24

Trigger Warning - suicide jokes

Despite the title, I do enjoy the podcast, however nearly every episode includes ‘jokes’ and flippant references to dying by suicide or killing onesel...

★★★★★

juliesavoia45 2024/01/23

Really entertaining duo

I really enjoy these two, and follow them on IG as well.

★★★★★

#NeverEnoughShoes 2023/10/30

They’re Just Great

Hilarious podcast. Great synergy and such great talent.

★★☆☆☆

ErinErikson 2023/12/04

Things Changed w Producers There

I’ve always loved this pod and have rated 5 stars but something changed recently. Once they implemented producers the vibe is way off. Jessie seems li...

★★★★★

hensolomon 2023/09/15

Dead wife’s song is Baby it’s Cold Outside

Whistle Start Your Heart=best hallmark

★★★★★

Saritalynnita 2023/08/30

Love these two!

Jessie and Chris are the best!! So funny and relatable!

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